sweak Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 (edited) So for my 8th birthday right, my dad was gonna take me out somewhere like, to the zoo or something, but he takes me to Ikea. You know that place where they sell that flatpacked furniture sh!t? And he buys so much F***!ng furniture, there isn't enough room for me in the car, so he just leaves me there. And then this old guy comes up to me, and he's like, 'hey kid, wanna eat lunch with me?' So I spend my 8th birthday, eating Swedish meatballs with a known pedophile.Thanks for reading recap of my life.I stole it from the BBC. Edited May 12, 2015 by Jimjoebob27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X3Evanescence Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Cool story bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulgarian Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Cool story bro. Cool story bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 So, did you die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzatuw Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 So ur 8 years old? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UndeadGhostWarrior Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Cool story bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OvAeons Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 kay? Wine or cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aatrex Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 (edited) For my 8th birthday in 2000 i was taken to the playground and fingered my girl classmates in a rocket. At year 8 i did not know what a computer is. I guess anyone who is 8 years old today just plays cod and warframe all day long which is still unbelievable to me. I hardly find it possible that you just sat down at your computer and typed all this...please someone enlighten me, can 8 years old kids do this today? Edited May 12, 2015 by Aatrex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicfingers Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 So for my 8th birthday right, my dad was gonna take me out somewhere like, to the zoo or something, but he takes me to Ikea. You know that place where they sell that flatpacked furniture sh!t? And he buys so much F***!ng furniture, there isn't enough room for me in the car, so he just leaves me there. And then this old guy comes up to me, and he's like, 'hey kid, wanna eat lunch with me?' So I spend my 8th birthday, eating Swedish meatballs with a known pedophile. Thanks for reading recap of my life. I stole it from the BBC. for an 8 year old, you certainly have a potty mouth...go wash it out with soap young man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostSwordsman Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Cool story bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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