TheErebus. Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 BUNNIES/RABBITS ARE THE SCUM OF THE UNIVERSE AND HERE'S WHY: 1. THEY ARE EVIL INCARNATE Think that's adorable? WRONG! THAT BUNNY IS SECRETLY PLANNING TO DEVOUR YOUR FLESH WHILE YOU SLEEP. LOOK AT ITS EYES. THOSE EYES HIDE DARK SECRETS. 2. WHEN THEY YAWN, THEY ARE CHANTING THE DARK RITUALS OF SATAN. LOOK AT IT. JUST LOOK AT IT. IT IS GOING TO DESTROY YOUR BONES IN A SINGLE SECOND. CARROTS ONLY SHARPEN IT UNTIL IT IS SHARPER THAN RAIDEN'S HF BLADE. 3. THEY BREED LIKE RABBITS. BECAUSE THEY ARE RABBITS. YOU SEE THIS THOSE ARE ALL RABBITS. ALL OF THEM. THEY WLL OUTGROW HOOMANS. AND WHEN THEY DO...THE NIBBLING BEGINS. DO NOT TRUST RABBITS. OR BUNNIES. NEVER TRUST THEM. Hares are cool tho. Look at these two, they be high-fiving after taking down a platoon of RABBITS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyrn Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 not as evil as babies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 not as evil as babies OH WE'LL GET TO THEM AT A LATER DATE... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenbagel Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 What about Kubrunnies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 (edited) Arg I need to punch a shark after seeing their evil powers , they are making me lose my manliness. AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING, THEY TURN MEN INTO SISSIES. THEY ARE GOING TO END US ALL. BUT NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME. What about Kubrunnies? IT MUST DIE. BURN IT, FLAY IT, FLAY IT AGAIN, FLAY IT UNTIL IT IS ALL BONES. Edited May 20, 2015 by TheErebus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X3Evanescence Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Chinchillas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 Chinchillas! They are neutral. I have no quarrel with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReaperStrike Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 They are neutral. I have no quarrel with them. What if they threaten to tear your flesh? Which they just did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 What if they threaten to tear your flesh? Which they just did. THEN WE FLAY THEM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthVader Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 LOL! That bunny on a rampage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 LOL! That bunny on a rampage. That is Monty Python and the Holy Grail you uncivilized swine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 That is Monty Python and the Holy Grail you uncivilized swine PIGS SWINE THOSE ARE EVIL TOO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot. Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 DESTROY IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot. Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 DESTROY IT. Too late, sry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 Too late, sry. OH GOD THEY'RE SPREADING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X3Evanescence Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 THEY ARE INVADING OUR CHILDRENS MINDS OPEN UR EIYS SHEEPLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot. Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 (edited) Sir I think we have a problem Edited May 20, 2015 by SpottedSweater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 Sir I think we have a problem OH SHI- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n00b_m0m0 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 but....fillerbunny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 but....fillerbunny IT NEEDS TO DIE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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