TheBrsrkr Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 So I was making pancakes this morning with a green apron because I don't want to get messy. Then I had a strange thought about Warframe. A Rhino Prime, a product of Orokin Void Technology, where scince and reson failed them. Slayer of countless Grineer soldiers, Corpus mercenaries, victms of the Neural Sentry and the Infestation. Has assassinated Lephantis, Ambulas, Kela de Thaym, Vor, TWICE, Vay Hek, Tyl Regor, Nef Anyo and countless others. Has laid waste to millions of enemies on his own across several planets and moons. The blood of the guilty stains his very soul. And now he's standing there in the kitchen, making pacakes. I'm sitting here, and my family still thinks I'm going crazy because I can't stop laughing at the image of a Rhino Prime making panckaes, sweeping the yard, mopping the living room, doing perfectly mundane things. Then my bro walks in and I imagine a Frost grabbing a beer from my cupboard and chiling it with his shoulder spray thingies, and tears are coming out of my eyes because I'm laughing so hard. Am I insane? Have I finally become addicted to this game? Am I insane????? Now I can't get the image out of my Head with Rhino Prime scrunched up in a bus holding a suitcase headin to work and collapsing the seat and denting the floor. ANyways, imagine your favorite Warframe doing some regular, mundane things. Vauban fixing the dryer. Hydroid as a plumber. MIrage as an actual clown. Then try to stop laughing. Yeah, I'm insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 I imagined Mag in several mundane situations, no laughter though. No one laughs at Mag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APBladeX Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 I think you're drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted June 13, 2015 Author Share Posted June 13, 2015 I think you're drunk. You're probably right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 I have imagined Valkyr as tech support before. Not gonna lie, that thought is highly amusing. I imagined Mag in several mundane situations, no laughter though. No one laughs at Mag. *Laughs at Mag* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 I have imagined Valkyr as tech support before. Not gonna lie, that thought is highly amusing. *Laughs at Mag* ;~; y u do dis u hurt mai feeler uses Crush on Saym Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 ;~; y u do dis u hurt mai feeler uses Crush on Saym *Laughs harder* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MageMeat Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Loki on the forums. ಠ_ಠ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pro4u.com Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Limbo on the forums. ಠ_ಠ FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaysInc Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Limbo in Magic Mike.... oh gaw-OH GAWD WHY DID I DO THIS!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altey Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 ;~; y u do dis u hurt mai feeler uses Crush on Saym Mag is ok :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Well...I am at the very least a sort of necrophiliac...and I main Nekros... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewsitine Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Well I believe that the nekros ability to "take souls" is kinda like how we go scan the targets for symarius, but at a simpler version. Just enough to copy the behavior of the dead that you kill and then give them hard light constructs bodies and weapons to fight for you with the simple "AI system". Also never played nekros to lazy to build him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Nova Prime as a science teacher Banshee as a DJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldnacpeek Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 (edited) Chroma laying down, relaxing on a couch with one of his hands behind his head in the living room. He's flipping through channels deciding on what to watch, but that doesn't matter to him, he's just glad to be home and especially alone. "Finally." he says out loud, yet quietly. His pelt is seen hanging on the coat hanger near the front entrance of the house. He slowly inhales and then releases a large breath of relief. "Today is a good day." he silently says as he turns off the TV and just lies there in the couch, expressionlessly staring at the ceiling, now with both hands resting between the back of his head and the 2 stacked pillows on the couch. He slowly begins to drift into a nap, it doesn't matter to him that it is midday. Nothing matters to Chroma except the now and a gray, tranquil future. The now. And a gray, tranquil future. Edited June 13, 2015 by LazerSkink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoflsMazoy Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 I always imagine Mesa and Frost getting up for breakfast and eating pancakes. Because you always see Mesa and Frost standing on pancakes all day I thought they must actually like pancakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Mag is ok :3 u is k prsn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 I can't help but imagine Oberon doing anything else other than Old Spice commercials for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uzpian Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Saryn as nurse... Screw me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted June 14, 2015 Author Share Posted June 14, 2015 I can't help but imagine Oberon doing anything else other than Old Spice commercials for some reason.And now that you mentioned it, the image is burned into my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FelisImpurrator Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 I can't help but imagine Oberon doing anything else other than Old Spice commercials for some reason. And now that you mentioned it, the image is burned into my mind. "I'm on a seahorse." [cut to an image of Oberon atop Drac Chroma] - Also. Did someone say PANCAKES? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacond3 Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 I see limbo going out and trying his luck at getting ladies and doing well at it and going around "tripping".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VivaNyanCat Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 I am imagining Mag being that stereotypical teenager with a Middle-school crush on me. Halp. Only Kickbot is meh true waifu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Ash using Teleport to make travelling to work cheaper (he works as an IT consultant,) Smoke Bomb to avoid getting seen by the boss at inopportune times, and Blade Storm to make yard work simpler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaysInc Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 I am imagining Mag being that stereotypical teenager with a Middle-school crush on me. Halp. Only Kickbot is meh true waifu. FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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