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My Thoghts Of Warframe Lore.


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K guys so dis is my intreperation (or whatevs i failed engish) of the warframe lore. 

dis is all up 2 deb8 but u all kno im right (especially u morekah!!!)

 

 

so basicaly deres these guys who put gold on evrything. Goldn floors, walls, water. So it waz lik a utopiuh ndall until a robot locust mantis thingies called the Centiants cam in nd sed

“ay gib me g0ld plx”

 

but den orikn sed
“no is mihne”

 

“plz orkn”

 

“no go awai pooboys”

 

so the Centences got rlly angry nd startd killin them all. It was rlly r00d but whatevs. So sum dorky geek nerd called Zaryman got a buncha orphans in2 a alternate dimension wher EVERYTHING IS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH GOLDEN SKIES AND STUFF

LIKE SRSLY WHY DOS DA GAME HAVE A GOLD FETISH

 

Anywais so the orophans came out wit supr powers nd dey were called……THE TEEMO. The furst 1 was naymed after a mythikal sword (dood das not cool, king arthur got copyright on dat!) and were taskd wit murderlizing the Centiens cuz they were meany bobeanies

 

Su da Centents gut REKT

 

 

but a purle tentakle hentai  ladi  told the temo

“doods u gutta kill oroKanos cuz dey be smokin dat bad kush”

 

so they did and dey dieded nd the tennu got frozened

 

Tanno:

 

 

AND SO THE STORI BEGAN FRUM DERE

 

W8…deres moar?

 

Screuw et, ill tahlk aboot nxt tiem

The point of the thread is to be stupid and silly for others to just laugh or even giggle at. So if you point out “this is such a stupid thread” WELL THAT’S THE POINT.

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