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6 minutes ago, Noamuth said:

I am.

Cuz if you want I can give you what I have of that wep.

1 minute ago, Drunkenbagel said:

Hasn't been that long in the grand scheme of the universe.

We are insignificant grains of sand in the beach of the stars, our time is null.

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11 minutes ago, ElGuirrix said:

Cuz if you want I can give you what I have of that wep.

We are insignificant grains of sand in the beach of the stars, our time is null.

I can be online in 30 minutes - breakfast is calling and I have to find pants.

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Just now, Noamuth said:

I can be online in 30 minutes - breakfast is calling and I have to find pants.

You need not these material things. Pants only prevent us from reaching our full potential. Pants only restrict and reserve all the potential energy waiting within.

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1 minute ago, Drunkenbagel said:

You need not these material things. Pants only prevent us from reaching our full potential. Pants only restrict and reserve all the potential energy waiting within.

If I don't wear pants, my gram will hurt me.

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Just now, Noamuth said:

If I don't wear pants, my gram will hurt me.

That unit of measurement is just as restrictive as the pants. Cast off these shackles and realize your full potential, Dear All-mother.

 

But for srs get pants. grams are ver skurry go quick

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27 minutes ago, ElGuirrix said:

Okay, I'll wait for you.

Wait... Why aren't you using pants?

I was asleep, wearing uh, not pants?

 

26 minutes ago, Drunkenbagel said:

That unit of measurement is just as restrictive as the pants. Cast off these shackles and realize your full potential, Dear All-mother.

 

But for srs get pants. grams are ver skurry go quick

She didn't even notice me running for the laundry room to get pants - SAFE!

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Just now, Noamuth said:

She didn't even notice me running for the laundry room to get pants - SAFE!

Now imagine running for the laundry room WITH pants. See what I mean? She would've caught ya with your pants down. Be rid of those restrictive shackles of humanity, Dear All-mother.

Also how's the whole deity thing going? The prophet thing kinda fell through so...

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Just now, Drunkenbagel said:

Now imagine running for the laundry room WITH pants. See what I mean? She would've caught ya with your pants down. Be rid of those restrictive shackles of humanity, Dear All-mother.

Also how's the whole deity thing going? The prophet thing kinda fell through so...

This reminds me of my "free your buns" rant in LPW last year. XD

Godhood is having its perks so far.  ^.^  How have you been?  We've missed you here.

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Just now, Noamuth said:

This reminds me of my "free your buns" rant in LPW last year. XD

Godhood is having its perks so far.  ^.^  How have you been?  We've missed you here.

You...you...missed...

ME?

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Playing Dark Souls and trying to be productive but then Dark Souls 3 came out and then EHHHHHHHHHH no more productivity.

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4 minutes ago, Drunkenbagel said:

after being back I went through my older posts. And, not to toot my own horn but...

I am an amazing religious zealot. I was starting to convince myself.

You were very convincing.  I think you're part of the reason this took off like it did.

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6 minutes ago, Drunkenbagel said:

It warms my heart to see that the Children of the Loin still carry on my prophetic teachings.Praise the All-mother!

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From the lighting and the tempest,

Our Noamuth, deliver us.

From plague, temptation and war,

Our Noamuth, deliver us,

From the scourge of the Banhammer,

Our Noamuth, deliver us.

From the blasphemy of the Fallen,

Our Noamuth, deliver us,

From the begetting of daemons,

Our Noamuth, deliver us,

From the curse of the mutant,

Our Noamuth, deliver us.

Noamuth, 

Our creator, 

Our eternal empress,

Our guiding light,

In her name we shall destroy:

Those who oppose her, 

Those who worship the false gods, 

Those who have lost her guiding light, 

Amen.

 

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2 minutes ago, Skycook3y said:
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From the lighting and the tempest,

Our Noamuth, deliver us.

From plague, temptation and war,

Our Noamuth, deliver us,

From the scourge of the Banhammer,

Our Noamuth, deliver us.

From the blasphemy of the Fallen,

Our Noamuth, deliver us,

From the begetting of daemons,

Our Noamuth, deliver us,

From the curse of the mutant,

Our Noamuth, deliver us.

Noamuth, 

Our creator, 

Our eternal empress,

Our guiding light,

In her name we shall destroy:

Those who oppose her, 

Those who worship the false gods, 

Those who have lost her guiding light, 

Amen.

 

I feel like this is a challenge...mayhaps it be time soon for the second coming of Pervy Prophet Bagel...

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