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My Tenno Nano Spore Story


LunchBoxKilla
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> Be me... Fat unloved Rhino. 

> Go to Steel Meridian. 

> see 10/10 Cute Steel Meridian lady there. 

> Dem Blue lips...  

> Dem hips.... 

> I slowly wander over to her trying to ignore Clem staring at my fat rolls. 

> I say to hot Grinner "I...I would like to buy V-vaykor Hek,,, Please..." 

> She gives me the cutest smile and holds it out to me. "Any thing thing you need Tenno~!" 

> I reach into my ammo pouch and nano spores fall out... 

> I use my Syandana to clean them up.  

> Clem laughs at me hard.  

> More nano spores falling out of my pouch. 

> I slip and fall into a pile of my own nano spores.  

> I start crying running out of Steel Meridian.  

> Join Cephalon Suda. Never again.  

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> Be Limbo...

> Be waiting in line for Baro Ki'Teer

> Hottie Nova wanders up behind me .

"Hey, how are you doing?“ she says.

> Oh crap... Conversation.....

> ”Oh, I’m good, and you?“
> ”That’s good, are you busy this Saturday?“
>” I, don’t think so"

>Nova points to Clan tag
>She's on Team Speak
>It all makes sense
>Drop my items and put my hands in pockets
>There’s a hole in my pocket
>Nano spores trickles down my leg from my pants
> Warframe are no longer comfy and easy to wear
 

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