RainDreamer Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 (edited) Oh our holy giver in digital heaven, hallowed be thy name, your will is our fate and your bounty be our lives. Forgive us for our disdain of your gifts and absolve us from our sin of greed. Grant us today our prayers of loots, and ease our fevered minds, for we have laboured with blood, sweat, and tears, sacrifice our time and effort, so that we may bask in your glorious boon. Lead us not to anger and deliver us from madness. Amen. Edited October 10, 2015 by RainDreamer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noveltyhero Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Ghostayamu Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 HALLELUJAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oceano4 Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Denounce RNGesus, praise LOOTICIFER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ngrazer Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Here's litany against RNG: I will not fear the RNG.RNG is the mind-killer.RNG is the little-death that brings total obliteration.I will face my RNG.I will permit it to pass over me and through me.And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.Where the RNG has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p3z1 Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Oh our holy giver in digital heaven, hallowed be thy name, your will is our fate and your bounty be our lives. Forgive us for our disdain of your gifts and absolve us from our sin of greed. Grant us today our prayers of loots, and ease our fevered minds, for we have laboured with blood, sweat, and tears, sacrifice our time and effort, so that we may bask in your glorious boon. Lead us not to madness and deliver us from anger. Amen. Lol you are probably farming something in ODD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainDreamer Posted October 10, 2015 Author Share Posted October 10, 2015 Lol you are probably farming something in ODD Trin prime, on T3MD... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iraoh Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Now add in a few blood sacrifices and you might not get orokin cells as a wave 80 reward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainDreamer Posted October 10, 2015 Author Share Posted October 10, 2015 Now add in a few blood sacrifices and you might not get orokin cells as a wave 80 reward. Probably need to write a rite to Lootcifer's rituals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainDreamer Posted October 10, 2015 Author Share Posted October 10, 2015 So, just want to report that I got my trin p after these prayers. Believe it or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FelisImpurrator Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 (edited) Bless us, o RNG For these thy drops Which we are about to receive From thy drop table Through RNGesus, our lord- Wait, did I say "receive"? As in "receiver?" My bad. That's "barrels". I meant barrels. Thank you for all these Prime Barrels. Amen. *just stares at T3C for a while* EDIT: The moment I post this, I get another Kama Blade. Wow. Edited October 10, 2015 by FelisImpurrator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 No sir, you need to make a virgin sacrifice. Trinity Chassis, first run. Trinity Systems, first run. Trinity BP, third run. Trinity Helmet, sixth run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacond3 Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Rng Rng where are thee? Is it fair that I must run mad getting the things I want? Have mercy upon me I am but only a frail ol' tenno I need not this torment but salvation Have mercy great RNG of the sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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