Bipp Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 (edited) When changing my bedsheets and whatnot I have to change the duvet cover. All is fine and well until I set it back down again. The duvet cover seems to repel the duvet inside it and ends up being hollow and empty in certain areas. It sometimes goes so far as to end up with the duvet being literally scrunched up inside the cover. Other times it seems to slip down toward the opening at the bottom, leaving a large vacancy where my chin would normally be covered. Or the duvet cover itself tries to tangle around my feet. It's like a living detachable skin made of nothing but pure hate, discomfort and malice (and thread and stuff) that the duvet goes it. A... skin bag. And that sounds as sinister as the monstrous thing's intentions. Please tell me I'm not alone in my hatred for them. Edited October 17, 2015 by Keybopsef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Turn it inside out, match the bottom corners and then roll it on like a sock. Use saftey pins or sew on snaps to your blanket and duvet to keep them from pulling aprt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bipp Posted October 17, 2015 Author Share Posted October 17, 2015 Turn it inside out, match the bottom corners and then roll it on like a sock. Use saftey pins or sew on snaps to your blanket and duvet to keep them from pulling aprt. Thank you. Hey, you're that person on Off-Topic that people fight over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 *noodles away quickly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bipp Posted October 20, 2015 Author Share Posted October 20, 2015 *noodles away quickly* Not so fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Legolegend144 Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Not so fast. You leave Noa alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Not so fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bipp Posted October 21, 2015 Author Share Posted October 21, 2015 You leave Noa alone. Pshaw, I'm not going to do anything. I just wanted to say that. ;_; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeMonkey Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 What's this? Someone talking trash about duvets? Don't make me come down to wherever you are and beat you with one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bipp Posted October 21, 2015 Author Share Posted October 21, 2015 What's this? Someone talking trash about duvets? Don't make me come down to wherever you are and beat you with one! You're clearly indoctrinated. Snap out of it, man! Get the cotton out of your head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeMonkey Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 You're clearly indoctrinated. Snap out of it, man! Get the cotton out of your head! I'll indocrinate you in a second! One of us! One of us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bipp Posted October 21, 2015 Author Share Posted October 21, 2015 I'll indocrinate you in a second! One of us! One of us! StaybackIgotasafetypin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Play nice boys, or I get to join. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeMonkey Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 StaybackIgotasafetypin Son, I've got a duvet. Duvets are love, duvets are life. What is your little safety pin going to do to stop me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bipp Posted October 21, 2015 Author Share Posted October 21, 2015 Son, I've got a duvet. Duvets are love, duvets are life. What is your little safety pin going to do to stop me? I'll use it to pin the corners together to prevent the Skin Bag effect like Noamuth said, thus nullifying its potential for chaos. Check and mate, m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeMonkey Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 I'll use it to pin the corners together to prevent the Skin Bag effect like Noamuth said, thus nullifying its potential for chaos. Check and mate, m8 I'll give Noa the duvet, set her on you and run away. Gr8 checkm8 m80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalenath Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 (edited) I'll give Noa the duvet, set her on you and run away. Gr8 checkm8 m80 Be VERY careful invoking the Noamuth. The FSM may not be amused... Edited October 21, 2015 by Kalenath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Be VERY careful invoking the Noamuth. The FSM may not be amused... I may just bag everyone in this thread and have a good noodling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeMonkey Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Be VERY careful invoking the Noamuth. The FSM may not be amused... Invokes Noamuth anyway You only live once right? What's the worst that could happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Invokes Noamuth anyway You only live once right? What's the worst that could happen? noodles Monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalenath Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 noodles Monkey He DID ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bipp Posted October 21, 2015 Author Share Posted October 21, 2015 (edited) I may just bag everyone in this thread and have a good noodling. Noodling? That's lethal, right Edited October 21, 2015 by Keybopsef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeMonkey Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Noodling? That's lethal, right Not in small doses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bipp Posted October 21, 2015 Author Share Posted October 21, 2015 Not in small doses. So what's noodling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 So what's noodling. It's like tickling, but different and more invasive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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