crimsonspartan1 Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 (edited) rules: the aim of the game is to defeat lord gaben, each attack will only deal 1 damage (cus lord gaben is god) but you can attack mulitple times in seperate posts (u cannot attack twice in the same post) u cannot spam posts in a row and u can only attack again once someone else has attacked after u. the person who deals the finishing blow on lord gaben will get 100p. try and be creative with your attacks btw. let us begin: LORD GABEN: 500k hp i headbutt him, it deals 1 damage Edited November 21, 2015 by crimsonspartan1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N7-CommanderShepard Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 i give him all my money for his discounted games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neah Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 I praised Lord Gaben, it deals an unbelievably high critical damage of 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RafaelFuchs Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Rafael corresses Lord Gaben. Lord Gaben is not use to people giving him affection and takes one point of self-inflicted damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeMonkey Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Just a little bit of maths... it'll take at least 25000 pages to beat him... And what if I dont want to beat him, Gaben is love, Gaben is life. Ahhh what the hell, tickles his foot for 1 damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanguardT-EN- Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 This is going to be a loooooooooong game. Welp... I scared gaben by appearing suddenly, dealing 1 damage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhoenixElite Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 (edited) Phoenix hacks into Gaben's bank account and steals all his money, inflicting 1 damage. The next day, Gaben announces a steam sale and gets all his money back. Edited November 21, 2015 by PhoenixElite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arsyadpower Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 who Gaben? deal 1 damage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vrdwrst Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Is a console scrub. Offends the pc master race for one damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Jumps in and dive kicks him in the gut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelvin324 Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Throws my wallet at him-1 damage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRipper7 Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Throw my credit cards at him - 1 DMG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowblaz3 Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Calls Lord Gaben a blasphemy! Lord Gaben staggers - 1hp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Follows up with a single punch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 To be honest, why are we defeating our god? If he dies, valve turns into EA, and Half Life 3 will be separated into 50 DLCs and cost 59,99 each. Hell no! *blesses Lord Gaben and recovers all his HP* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOTSI Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Blows up Gaben's mailbox. -1.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001DMG To be honest, why are we defeating our god? If he dies, valve turns into EA, and Half Life 3 will be separated into 50 DLCs and cost 59,99 each. Hell no! *blesses Lord Gaben and recovers all his HP* if Gaben lives, there will be NO HALF LIFE 3! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Blows up Gaben's mailbox. -1.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001DMG if Gaben lives, there will be NO HALF LIFE 3! Gaben have 5 letters, DOTSI have 5 lettlers Half life 3 has a 3, Half Life 3 confirmed. *blesses Gaben again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOTSI Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 (edited) Gaben have 5 letters, DOTSI have 5 lettlers Half life 3 has a 3, Half Life 3 confirmed. *blesses Gaben again* tytl has only 4 letters Half Life 3 not confirmed *curses Gaben again* Edited November 21, 2015 by DOTSI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 tytl has only 4 letters Half Life 3 not confirmed *curses Gaben again* Gaben LIVES!!!!!! *blesses* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Lord Gaben is God. Therefore, he can't die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Lord Gaben is God. Therefore, he can't die. The Truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Lord Gaben is God. Therefore, he can't die. He isn't a God, he just respawns 1 second after he dies because he's the server Anyway: I make a duplicate of the Normandy-SR2, then set a crash course to Gaben, dealing a pitiful damage of 0.99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Pharen Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 (edited) So mr moderator, what's your excuse for deleting my post hmm..? You wanna tell me what's offensive or breaking the rules about this: "I get gaben to count to 4, every time he fails he takes 1hp damage, and now we wait..." You should be ashamed of yourself for abusing moderation powers. Edited November 22, 2015 by (PS4)Pharen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelvin324 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Worships Gaben http://gaben.amigocraft.net/ damage over time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Ardian used QW1K5C0P3 It's super effective XXX_L0RDG483N420N05C0P3_XXX takes 1 damage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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