Yzjdriel Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 (edited) This is a simple game, and I've gone ahead and done all the Warframes already. You should be able to figure out the rules just by reading that list. But if you, like some people I know, want actual rules, here they are: You must describe the features of the item, Features may be physical (appearance), style (how they play), or "meta" (what they're used for). You must use not more than four words. You may use any language you want, but only one language per story (i.e., you can't use Spanish and English in the same four-word description) You must refer only to the item being described. You cannot compare it to another item (e.g. you cannot say anything along the lines of "is better than _____"). Sound effects (onomatopoeia) count as words, but chaining similar effects with hyphens is allowed (e.g. "Fwoosh" is a word, and saying "scritch-scratch" only counts as one word.) Those are the rules, so here we go. I'm just gonna list them all bullet-point style. What else can you guys come up with? I'll update this post as I think of more/find good ones in the comments. Also, please do weapons. I haven't really had time to do those yet, but my goal is to have a four-word story for every equipable item in the game. Warframes: Ash: I was behind you. Atlas: It's JOHN CENA (dah-dahduh-daahhhh)! Banshee: She's a real screamer. Chroma: Head of the Dragon. Ember: Don't play with fire. Equinox: Thought she'd be better. Equinox Day: OP nuke is OP. Equionox Night: Y DE no fix. Excalibur: Slash Dash Slash Dash. / 4-E 5ever. Frost: Big Daddy Slaughter Factory. / "Little" Warframe That Could. Hydroid: Slap-happy tentacle spam enabled. / RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Ivara: Twang. Ziplines for everyone. Limbo: Get outta here noob. / Nope. You don't exist. / That's... not a... thing... Loki: Invisible, Teleporting Shark Attack! / Nothing works anymore. / Waiiiiit.... There are rules?? Mag: Pull Pull Crunch Crunch. / She's really quite attractive. Mesa: Pew pew pew pew. / There will be Peace(s). Mirage: I think you're hallucinating. / I'm everywhere. Nekros: Moar loot good. / Give me your shinies! Nezha: For the cultured pyromancer. Nova: Boom goes the dynamite. / Because antimatter. / Everything goes splodey! [to the tune of "Everything is Awesome"] Nyx: Out of yourher mind. Oberon: I am your Reckoning. Rhino: Rhino stronk, like bull. Saryn: Cyanide is for amateurs. Trinity: No one dies. ... EVER! / Overshields! Overshields for EVERYONE! Valkyr: Rawr. Hiss. Rawr. Slash. / RAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Vauban: Because I said no. / Boob in the woods. Volt: What a shocking discovery. / Zappa zap zappity. Wukong: Monkey see, monkey pwn. Zephyr: Should have looked up. Edited December 17, 2015 by Yzjdriel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pro4u.com Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Atomos: It easily chains kills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tveeggad Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 I'm just gonna go ahead and be that guy. Boltor Prime: Overused piece of s- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightdragon64 Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Lato: basic, boring, for beginners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCatLad Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Kohm: Kohm one, Kohm all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFatDrake Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Kohm: Kohm one, Kohm all. Kohm on their face. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCatLad Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Kohm on their face. ;D Yeah last time I made an innuendo like that my comment was deleted. Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Dread: Infested sushi COMIN' UP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzatuw Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Broken War and War: A circle of F*** you -Quiette Shy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Grattler: Anti Aircraft in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCEEEEEE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonspartan1 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 (edited) frost: the coolest guy around and for a weapon: paris: named after a city Edited December 13, 2015 by crimsonspartan1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noxonion Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Mios: Yir arse gettae spankin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormdragon Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Penta: fire in the hole! Nukor: cancer 4 everyone Stug: better don't ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Zephyr: not only wind blows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Lacera: DON"T LOSE YOUR WAAAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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