Snydrex Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 (edited) hai everiwun ah am snhoodreks wit a mesage 4 u xdxddddxdDDxdx But in all serious-ness... It has been so long. Many have forgotten. Even more have come and remained blissfully unaware... I did not. I watched, and waited. I watched the forums until they were at their most vulnerable, when the steaming, wretched chasm of abhorrent slag opened once more, calling like a repulsive opportunity... and it has finally arrived. Now, you will ALL know. The stalker? He is insignificant.... weak. Pathetic. His acolytes? They are a joke, a waste of time and laughable. They are nothing compared to the one who never fails. The one who cannot, no... DOES not get hurt, shot, hit, or even SEEN. Surely, the grim realization is creeping on the minds of some of you... and it is as it should be. And now.. THIS IS THE PICTURE! THE ONE, ONLY PICTURE EVER TAKEN OF THIS DEITY OF DOOM! BEHOLD! Our fortune lies in his hands. He decides what he will give, and keep from us. He stocks... our destinies. We can only kneel.... and pray. Yeah, yeah, I know April fools' was like ages ago. Also I might be a teeny intoxicated. Original kek: https://warframe.com/news/potential-threat-1 Edited January 28, 2016 by Snydrex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyxCrab Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 This man here is right. I encountered the Stocker once. Lost an arm and a leg. I'm now half robot. Fear me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tubajeans Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 But what about THE STACKER? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)DBR87 Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Thanks to this guy I can never find Mantis landing craft parts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyxCrab Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 But what about THE STACKER? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 28, 2016 Author Share Posted January 28, 2016 But what about THE STACKER? Well, S#&$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 The Stocker and Stacker are horrifying...but the SLACKER IS OUR TRUE ENEMY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 (edited) The Stocker and Stacker are horrifying...but the SLACKER IS OUR TRUE ENEMY.What about the Slapper?i.imgur.com/hDKh3jL.gif Edited January 28, 2016 by (XB1)MK Ultra K11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I was expecting John Cena... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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