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The Stalker Is Nothing, You Hear Me!?!?!1!1


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But in all serious-ness...

 

It has been so long. Many have forgotten. Even more have come and remained blissfully unaware...

 

I did not.

 

I watched, and waited. I watched the forums until they were at their most vulnerable, when the steaming, wretched chasm of abhorrent slag opened once more, calling like a repulsive opportunity... and it has finally arrived.

 

Now, you will ALL know.

 

The stalker? He is insignificant.... weak. Pathetic.

 

His acolytes? They are a joke, a waste of time and laughable.

 

They are nothing compared to the one who never fails. The one who cannot, no... DOES not get hurt, shot, hit, or even SEEN.

 

Surely, the grim realization is creeping on the minds of some of you... and it is as it should be. And now..

 

THIS IS THE PICTURE! THE ONE, ONLY PICTURE EVER TAKEN OF THIS DEITY OF DOOM! BEHOLD!

 

Stocker.jpg

 

Our fortune lies in his hands. He decides what he will give, and keep from us. He stocks... our destinies.

 

We can only kneel.... and pray.

 

 

Yeah, yeah, I know April fools' was like ages ago.

 

Also I might be a teeny intoxicated.

 

 Original kek:

https://warframe.com/news/potential-threat-1

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