(PSN)LeBlingKing Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 ...don't judge, fellow Tenno. I am perfectly normal somewhat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morningstar999 Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Aww I was hoping for some examples....complete with puns..... For men Hey girl you got me going Loki for you..... I'm a bit of rhino down there if you know what I mean... For women Your liset can enter my orbiter anytime.... Wanna see my lotus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plushy Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 8 minutes ago, morningstar999 said: Aww I was hoping for some examples....complete with puns..... For men Hey girl you got me going Loki for you..... I'm a bit of rhino down there if you know what I mean... For women Your liset can enter my orbiter anytime.... Wanna see my lotus? Hes a stalker He wears a cup to fool people She's only letting you park in the garage. Its an actual lotus in a garden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morningstar999 Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 15 minutes ago, Plushy said: Hes a stalker He wears a cup to fool people She's only letting you park in the garage. Its an actual lotus in a garden ruin my fun. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plushy Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, morningstar999 said: ruin my fun. :P I'm sorry As a Nyx player I don't don't need pick up lines. Men are very susceptible to Mind Control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morningstar999 Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 10 minutes ago, Plushy said: I'm sorry As a Nyx player I don't don't need pick up lines. Men are very susceptible to Mind Control As a frost player my ice related /Mr Freeze puns get all the guys/girls. Ice to see you! everybody chill! lets kick some ice! cool party. my partner loves me honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plushy Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, morningstar999 said: As a frost player my ice related /Mr Freeze puns get all the guys/girls. Ice to see you! everybody chill! lets kick some ice! cool party. my partner loves me honest. Frost puns never get old. You need more! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morningstar999 Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 winter has come at last. snow sorry you have to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Shade0217 Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) Hey, wanna touch my volt? You and me, Loki? (low key) Can I Ash you for your number? Wanna do the Limbo? Edited March 22, 2016 by (PS4)Shade0217 Thought of more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreManX23 Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) Pick up lines for an ember.... You: Hey girl Ember: Yeah You: did someone turn up the heat? Ember: idk You: Cuz your on Fire Edited March 22, 2016 by DreManX23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Mama Macabre Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 49 minutes ago, morningstar999 said: winter has come at last. snow sorry you have to die. I'll never look at Frost the same way again -- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heskaroid Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) Love is large as a Rhinoceros. Passion like a bleeding sandskate. Our love is real it's no Mirage. Want to lock you in my liset. ... Spoiler yah yah dance of the manw*#$)@ reference. Edited March 22, 2016 by heskaroid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basdiow Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) 3 hours ago, Plushy said: I'm sorry As a Nyx player I don't don't need pick up lines. Men are very susceptible to Mind Control Mind control doesn't work on me, my mind was gone a long time ago. ... Literally, the Grineer managed to put a 27mm HE round through my skull and pretty much blow the whole thing to pieces, luckily the backup chip still survived and I was able to retain my memories and be born anew with a microchip as my brain, safely inside my Titanicarb skull. Anyway, my pickup line: Spoiler Excalibur: Hey girl, do you want to check out my sword? Nyx: Do you want to see my swordskills? I am bad at them, please judge. Edited March 22, 2016 by Basdiow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)SgtFunBun Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 "You look stunning, my deer." <<<<<< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plushy Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Basdiow said: Mind control doesn't work on me, my mind was gone a long time ago. ... Literally, the Grineer managed to put a 27mm HE round through my skull and pretty much blow the whole thing to pieces, luckily the backup chip still survived and I was able to retain my memories and be born anew with a microchip as my brain, safely inside my Titanicarb skull. Well then I should be able to stunlock you at the very least. I did it with that big super Lynx (or whatever it was called) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 You know, i'm all horny for you. (I'm so sorry.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)LeBlingKing Posted March 22, 2016 Author Share Posted March 22, 2016 For boys: Hey girl. Are you a Scimitar? 'Cause I wanna ride you into space! My Rhino won't be the only thing roaring tonight, baby. For girls: Is that an Exalted Blade in your pants or are you just happy to see me? I might need a Orokin Reactor to... "double my capacity". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basdiow Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Plushy said: Well then I should be able to stunlock you at the very least. I did it with that big super Lynx (or whatever it was called) My Shade would just shoot you with the Vulklok, it does 3,500 damage per shot. Spoiler I don't like being messed with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plushy Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) 2 minutes ago, -FV-Metheria said: You know, i'm all horny for you. (I'm so sorry.) Don't be sorry. Oberon deserves to have his antlers polished... Edited March 22, 2016 by Plushy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)LeBlingKing Posted March 22, 2016 Author Share Posted March 22, 2016 Want me to prove I'm Loki? Well bend over and watch my d%@*! disappear... I'm sorry. Pls no judging ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreddeth Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 (edited) 13 hours ago, (PS4)LeBlingKing69 said: I might need a Orokin Reactor to... "double my capacity". It's 3:42 am and I'm trying not to laugh too hard. Here goes... "I'd love to Desecrate you." Oh god no, that's not right... "Wanna see my Exalted Blade?" Better. "I think I'm getting Hysteria for you." This one is obscure. See, in the nineteenth century "Hysteria" was a blanket-term for various perceived illnesses of women. Treatment consisted of "Pelvic Massage," which is exactly what it sounds like. "I can Absorb some serious punishment." That's actually on the line between kinky and creepy. "Your actions have consequences..." No comment. Edited March 23, 2016 by Dreddeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teloch Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 (edited) Spoiler <__< >__> ... Gosh. I can't belive I'm actually posting here *blushes* [Friday; somewhen between 10 and 11 pm; yet another bar revel comes to it's apogee; a warmed up Banshee is singing on top of a piano; overly relaxed and content Frost, Chroma and Atlas are lazily playing some card game; strangely colored and obviously alcohol-smitten Nezha is snoring under the bar table; glamorous Nyx and Saryn are taking selfies in the restroom while not-completely-sane Volt is tring to disinfect a doze of certain essence using alluminium spoon and pocket lighter in a toilet cabin right behind the two narcissistic furies; after sharing a round of inexpensive but strong beverage and having brief life talk with a slightly coy Valkyr, Rhino is casually trying to entertain his convive:] "... Yes, those gossipers and envious will always blame us for being, as they say, "thick-skinned" and "insensitive". To be honest, It is part of their nature, and so I doubt that there is any way for us to fix their attitude. I guess that probably the only thing we can do about it is but ignore them, or..." *a reflective pause* "... what would you say if we disappoint their expectations instead, charge gleefully to a place less miserable, release some animalistic noises and go outright crazy up to the moment our oh-so-classy, violet-fixated boss alerts us for being late for monday shift? Do you like lasagna, by the way?" ~~~~~ [After finishing sortie run, a [male_frame] addresses Banshee while the rest of the group members exchange pleasantires:] "... Why thank you. Just so you know, hitting various critical spots is one of my few talents. Thankfully, it has some uses" ~~~~~ [Trinity hides from a pack of corrupted bombards under Frost's snowglobe] "... Hiding from explosive weather outside, eh? I'll tell you what: you are free to explore the contents beneath my icy shell anytime" Edited March 23, 2016 by Teloch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)LeBlingKing Posted March 24, 2016 Author Share Posted March 24, 2016 "Your a$5#5 is a planet, and I'm gonna farm it." Mixed feelings about this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janitors Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 I'm going berseker mode on Uranus tonight hehe get it get it I will attempt to bypass this fault Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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