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If You Could Met One Of Your Fellow Tenno In Real Life


FrostWolf
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hmmm so many to choose from...well ill give it a try ;D

 

DERebecca

cause well why not, maybe i could show her my sword

.*most akward silence that have ever been in clan dojo*

no seriously i have old roman sword replica

*shows the replica sword*

see

 

The Stalker

our first meeting went like this:

 

im with my low rank Excalibur with low ranked weapons beating corpus-mailbox-head-men like nobodys business when sudenly

lights flicker

"Oh let it be just crappy corpus tech, let it be crappy.."

*The Stalker appears*

"eeeeep!" (in manly way..)

"The blood of Jackal is on your hands. Did you really think there would be no repercussions?"

"..i didnt know it can bleed? i though it was a oil or something oh wait, EEEEWWWW!"

"Your TENNO powers are useless!"

"that wasnt *power* that was an panic fart"

"I know your every move Matusware."

"...you slash dash i slash dash theres not much to know genius"

*before Slash Dashing* "Your sentence is death!"

"wait WAIT! can i go for community service!!"

*Slash Dashes and hits me*

*before heroic death* "tell...tell my pet ferret that i hate him"

"Matusware shall not trouble us again"

 

so if i met him in real life well...senseless violence would occur against stalker till the point when it stops been funny on my point of view

*sinister laugh*

..Moving on

 

Nova

so i can ask why she hates me so much! her teleports swing me all the wrong places! *points nova* i hate you you never visit me!

 

Ash

hey guy looks like Predator and Dead Space Isaac Clarke had a child and some tenno was involved, who dosent want to meet him

*whispers* i think he`s dealing some Plastids on the dark corners of dojo...of course i dont know nothing about it! No Sir...

 

Banshee

may she can use her sonics to find my pet ferrets lost toy ball...

 

Ember

ill ask her not to use her burn-the-whole-world-ability-with-blinding-lights a bit less and turn that emo-mohawk other way...

 

Excalibur

 i see these guys daily on the game and if i see one in real life i swear it is great time to stop playing warframe and get stronger meds

 

Frost

i want meet him and say: "I LOVE YOU! ...in totally non-gay way!...in manly way!..you have saved my life more than once!"

 

Mag

if i met her i would ask: "what is inside that head of yours?"

 

Nyx

if i met her ill say: "is Excalibur your bro? i mean you too look alike...STOP PLAYING WITH MY MIND!"

 

Loki

"Cool Horns Bro" *Thumps up*

 

Rhino

if i met him IRL ill tell him that: "Rhino Bro..you have to learn to take it easy you know stop Charging on things, also yelling wont help and stop been so hard skinned and what is with the stomping.."

 

Saryn

yeah to her i had few words to say: "next time you run away take your dandruff* with you" (* Molt Skill reminds me of dandruff xD)

 

Trinity

well she would be..interesting to meet..i guess

 

Vauban

Same as Frost

 

Volt

*Slaps Volt so hard his helm rotates* "I DONT WANNA YOUR SPEED!"

 

And that guy who always plays with elevator and stands in spawn in defence

i will find you....yes you...

 

;D

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