Kinesis Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) Let It Snow - Vaughn Monroe Let us Farm Spoiler Oh, farming outside is frightful But this place is so delightful And since we have Hydriod with us Let us farm! Let us farm! Let us farm! It doesn't mean we're doing nothing And I've brought Nova for popping This farming is a great success Let us farm! Let us farm! Let us farm! When we finally pass 10 minutes Of course we are gonna do more But if Nekro isn't doing anything I don't think we are gonna do more Hydroid's damage is slowing dying And, my dear, we're still farming But as long as we have a damage dealer Let us farm! Let us farm! Let us farm! When we finally reach 30 minutes I think that we've done enough But if you guys are okay I don't mind going for more Hydroid's damage is slowing dying And, my dear, we're still farming But as long as we have a damage dealer Let us farm! Let us farm! Let us farm! Edited December 12, 2017 by WardenKarma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beni-iroKage Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 A Visit From St. Nicholas - Clement Clarke Moore (1779-1863) Spoiler ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Dojo Not a creature was stirring, not even a Kubrow; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; The Tenno were nestled all snug in their cryopods, While visions of sugar-plums danced in the Operator's head; And Lotus in her ’kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap, When out of the airlock there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to asteroids below, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer, With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. More rapid than Condrocs his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name; “Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! on, Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen! To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall! Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!” As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky; So up to the Dojo-top the coursers they flew, With the sleigh full of Toys, and St. Nicholas too. And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof The prancing and pawing of each little hoof. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Down the exhaust vent St. Nicholas came with a bound. He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot, And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot; A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back, And he looked like Darvo just opening his pack. His eyes—how they twinkled! his dimples how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow; The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth, And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath; He had a broad face and a little round belly, That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of Chimurr. He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself; A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread; He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk, And laying his finger aside of his nose, And giving a nod, up the exhaust vent he rose; He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle, But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, “Heya Kiddo, Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSteelRat Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Song: Jingle bells Composer: James Lord Pierpont Dashing to and fro Corrupted in the way Running out of ammo Slice them all away Taking anything From the fissure, bright What fun it is to slay and sing your Slaying song tonight Baro sells! Baro sells! Ducats are the way. From the void, the other side Prime parts you must give for Trade Equip relic, lets go reactant you collect get 10 be full it show those void traces we checked At extraction you can choose Which prime you get to keep the countdown is like fuse Those prime parts now a heap Baro sells! Baro sells! Ducats are the way. From the void, the other side Prime parts you must give for Trade You look a bit confused your buff? Psychedelics Traces can be used Refining all those relics To the relay you must go trade prime part at kiosk Some friday Baro show and the place will be a Mosque! Baro sells! Baro sells! Ducats are the way. From the void, the other side Prime parts you must give for Trade Baro sells! Baro sells! Ducats are the way. From the void, the other side Prime parts you must give for Trade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omega-eg Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 I am never going to come up with a song ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyScooty Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) Original Title: Jingle Bell Rock from Glee My Title: Tennobaum Rocks Tennobaum, Tennobaum, Tennobaum rocks Darvo's sales swing and platinums clink Shooting and blowing up grineer for fun Now the jolly farming has begun Tennobaum, Tennobaum, Tennobaum rocks Stalker chimes in jolly farm time Dancing and prancing in Maroo's Bazaar In the frosty globe. What a bright time, it's the right time To farm the night away Jingle bell time is a swell time To go playing with a one-eyed kavat Shimmy up and wiggle friends, pick up your feet Jingle around the octavia Mix and a-mingle to the rippling beat That's the jolly beats, That's the jolly beats, That's the jolly beats rock Edited December 12, 2017 by RustyScooty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theraot Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) The Maggots all the way (Original: The One Horse Open Sleigh by James Lord Pierpont - a.k.a Jingle Bells) Spoiler Dashing through the snow It's a Frost with Ice Spring To the plains we go Freezing all greenier The toxins are from Saryn They make infested die Vauban is the one I see Slaying Eidolons tonight Nidus Left Nidus Left Maggots all the way Oh! what fun it is to fly Titania on the plains, hey! Nidus Left Nidus Left Maggots all the way Oh! what fun it is to fly Titania on the plains --- A day or two ago To a contest I applied And soon this Mirage Prime Was added to my life The fierce Ember was hot This prime vault was unluck She got into a relic and then that we kept intact Nidus Left Nidus Left Maggots all the way Oh! what fun it is to play Octavia's Mandachord, hey! Nidus Left Nidus Left Maggots all the way Oh! what fun it is to play Octavia's Mandachord --- Now Limbo slides So roll and get that undone Take Valkyr tonight And slay the corpus' drones Just get a Volt and Mag For magnetize and speed Then Banshee to a Sonic Boom And Quake! the sentient leaves. Nidus Left Nidus Left Maggots all the way Oh! what fun it is to ride In Archwing all the day, hey! Nidus Left Nidus Left Maggots all the way Oh! what fun it is to ride In Archwing all the day Edited December 13, 2017 by theraot Improved line "The worst Ember was not" to "The fierce Ember was hot" - did I get disqualified? I hope by editing it does not count as reserving. Certainly editing has better chances than posting a second entry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormwolf597 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) Ok heres my attempt, hope you all enjoy! Good King Nidus (Good king Wenceslas by John Mason Neale) Good king Nidus looked out On the feast of Tennobaum When the snowglobes were about Clear and crisp and round Brightly shone Ember that night, Tho the Stalker was lurking When a poor Clem came in sight Grakata barely working Hither Nyx come stand by me, If thou knowst it, telling Yonder Grineer, who is he? Where and what his Dwelling? Sire he lives a good league hence In Larunda relay Within Darvo's little shop By the lander bay Bring me Grakatas, bring me Ammo, Bring me platinum hither! Thou and I shall buy their wares When we bear him thither Nidus and Nyx, forth they went Forth they went together Through the stalkers wild lament And his wicked temper Sire the ship grows darker now And the stalker stronger Fails my heart I know not how I can go no longer Mark my Virulence good my Nyx Tread thou in them boldly Thou wilt find the stalkers tricks Freeze thy blood less coldly In her leader's polyps she trod Where the ground lay infested Health was in the very sod Which the Nidus had printed Therefore, Tenno & Clem's, be sure Wealth or rank possessing Those who now will bless the poor Shall yourselves find blessing Edited December 12, 2017 by Stormwolf597 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)YungGrey90 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer by Robert L. May Quote You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen, But do you recall? The most famous Kubrow of all? Randy the red-nosed kubrow Had a very shiny nose, And if you ever saw him, You would even say he growls, All of the other Kubrow, Used to laugh and call him names (Like tenno dog) They never let poor Randy, Join in any Kubrow games (Like Lunaro) Then one foggy Plague Star Eve, Frost came to say: "Randy with your nose so bright, won't you guide my squad tonight?" Then how the Kubrow loved him, As they howled out with glee (yippee!), Randy the red-nosed kubrow, You'll go down in history!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)DeadSpyder Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Ivara! Ivara! (in the Tune Of Jingle Bells by James Lord Pierpont) Dashing through the sky in a one-rope air ballet O'er the plains we go Shooting all the way Whips on Mios ends Making Grineers die What fun it is to shoot and slide A killing song tonight!Ivara!, Ivara!,Kill'em all the way.Oh! what fun it is to slayIn a one-rope air ballet.Ivara!, Ivara!,Kill'em all the way.Oh! what fun it is to slayIn a one-rope air ballet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mchaggis79 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 I'm sure this will be terrible, but here goes. The original is 12 days of Christmas On the first day of Christmas my Fellow Tenno sent to me: a Tonkor grenade back in my own face On the second day of Christmas my Fellow Tenno sent to me: Two Useless weapons and a Tonkor grenade back in my own face On the third day of Christmas my Fellow Tenno sent to me: Three 20% plat discount log in rewards Two Useless weapons and a Tonkor grenade back in my own face On the fourth day of Christmas my Fellow Tenno sent to me: Four Formas wasted Three 20% plat discount log in rewards Two Useless weapons and a Tonkor grenade back in my own face On the fifth day of Christmas my Fellow Tenno sent to me: Five Hot Fixes Four Formas wasted Three 20% plat discount log in rewards Two Useless weapons and a Tonkor grenade back in my own face On the sixth day of Christmas my Fellow Tenno sent to me: Six Nitain alerts Five Hot Fixes Four Formas wasted Three 20% plat discount log in rewards Two Useless weapons and a Tonkor grenade back in my own face On the seventh day of Christmas my Fellow Tenno sent to me: Seven Snipers Sniping Six Nitain alerts Five Hot Fixes Four Formas wasted Three 20% plat discount log in rewards Two Useless weapons and a Tonkor grenade back in my own face On the eighth day of Christmas my Fellow Tenno sent to me: Eight host migrations Seven Snipers Sniping Six Nitain alerts Five Hot Fixes Four Formas wasted Three 20% plat discount log in rewards Two Useless weapons and a Tonkor grenade back in my own face On the ninth day of Christmas my Fellow Tenno sent to me: Nine Tenno swearing Eight host migrations Seven Snipers Sniping Six Nitain alerts Five Hot Fixes Four Formas wasted Three 20% plat discount log in rewards Two Useless weapons and a Tonkor grenade back in my own face On the tenth day of Christmas my Fellow Tenno sent to me: Ten random deaths Nine Tenno swearing Eight host migrations Seven Snipers Sniping Six Nitain alerts Five Hot Fixes Four Formas wasted Three 20% plat discount log in rewards Two Useless weapons and a Tonkor grenade back in my own face On the eleventh day of Christmas my Fellow Tenno sent to me: Eleven newbs a leaching Ten random deaths Nine Tenno swearing Eight host migrations Seven Snipers Sniping Six Nitain alerts Five Hot Fixes Four Formas wasted Three 20% plat discount log in rewards Two Useless weapons and a Tonkor grenade back in my own face On the twelfth day of Christmas my Fellow Tenno sent to me: 12 Whiners Whining Eleven newbs a leaching Ten random deaths Nine Tenno swearing Eight host migrations Seven Snipers Sniping Six Nitain alerts Five Hot Fixes Four Formas wasted Three 20% plat discount log in rewards Two Useless weapons and a Tonkor grenade back in my own face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Randomly990 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Silent Night by Franz Xaver Gruber & Joseph Mohr Tenno night Silent night, tenno night!All is clem, primes are bright Round yon lotus, tenno and frame Holy Umbra so tender and mild,Sleep in orokin peace,Sleep in orokin peace Silent night, tenno night!Primes quake at the sight.Glories streams from Luna afar grineer sing out in fear excalibur Umbra is here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giantconch Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 The Twelve Days of Limbomas On the first day of Christmas a Limbo gave to thee, a cataclysm with a time freeze On the second day of Christmas a Limbo gave to thee, two salty Saryns and a cataclysm with a time freeze On the third day of Christmas a Limbo gave to thee, three banished Corpus two salty Saryns and a cataclysm with a time freeze On the fourth day of Christmas a Limbo gave to thee, four rage quitters three banished Corpus two salty Saryns and a cataclysm with a time freeze On the fifth day of Christmas a Limbo gave to thee, FIVE FAILED RAIIIIDS! four rage quitters three banished Corpus two salty Saryns and a cataclysm with a time freeze On the sixth day of Christmas a Limbo gave to thee, six Kuva siphons FIVE FAILED RAAIIIIIDSSS, four rage quitters three banished Corpus two Salty saryns and a calaclysm with a time freeze On the seventh day of Christmas a Limbo gave to thee, seven frozen rockets six Kuva siphons FIVE FAILED RAIIIIDDSSSSS, four rage quitters three banished Corpus two salty Saryns and a cataclysm with a time freeze On the eighth day of Christmas a Limbo gave to thee, eight forma blueprints seven frozen rockets six Kuva siphons FIVE FAILED RAIIIDSSSS, four rage quitters three banished Corpus two salty Saryns and a cataclysm with a time freeze On the ninth day of Christmas a Limbo gave to thee, nine mobile defense eight forma blueprints seven frozen rockets six Kuva siphons FIVE FAILED RAIIIDSSSS, four rage quitters three banished Corpus two salty Saryns and a cataclysm with a time freeze On the tenth day of Christmas a Limbo gave to thee, ten hacking ciphers nine mobile defense eight forma blueprints seven frozen rockets six Kuva siphons FIVE FAILED RAIIIDSSSS, four rage quitters three banished Corpus two salty Saryns and a cataclysm with a time freeze On the eleventh day of Christmas a Limbo gave to thee, eleven Ayatan stars ten hacking ciphers nine mobile defense eight forma blueprints seven frozen rockets six Kuva siphons FIVE FAILED RAIIIDSSSS, four rage quitters three banished Corpus two salty Saryns and a cataclysm with a time freeze On the twelfth day of Christmas a Limbo gave to thee, twelve Seer rivens eleven Ayatan stars ten hacking ciphers nine mobile defense eight forma blueprints seven frozen rockets six Kuva siphons FIVE FAILED RAIIIDSSSS, four rage quitters three banished Corpus two salty Saryns And a Cataclysm with a time freeze! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siyo Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Original Tune - Santa Claus is Coming to Town - Stalker Claus is Coming to Town- You better load up, And Keep a close eye Don't use that forma, I'm telling you why; Stalker Claus is coming to town. He's out for your blood, it's going to be horrid, he's after the one who killed Phorrid Stalker Claus is coming to town. He sees you when you're farming, He knows if you're afk. He knows if you've been farming bosses, So load up for goodness sake! O! You better load up! And Keep a close eye. Better not solo, I'm telling you why: Stalker Claus is coming to town, Stalker Claus is coming to town. Parody By: Siyo (Aka: Me.) (Same entry as last year, slightly edited) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eliterulz3 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Jingle Bells by James S. Pierpont. Tigris Shells Flying through the plains In a one-seat open wing O'ver Grineer we go Laughing as we sing Capturing their base Making the Queens cry What fun it is to slice and dice and watch their blood go high Tigris shells, infested smells Blasting all the way Oh what fun is it to grind A defence or two today, hey Tigris shells, dual wielding knells Blasting all the way I just found some endo here In an Ignis spray A cycle to two ago I went outside to fight An Eidolon Teralyst Open in the night We couldn't get any lures because we had no support The Eidolon just knocked us out making us fall short Infested smells, tigris shells Blasting all the way Oh what fun is it to grind A defence or two today, hey Infested smells, dual wielding knells Blasting all the way I just found some endo here In an Ignis spray Not that long ago Stalker came to me All I had was a Level 5 Banshee He drew upon his War Determining my fate My clan went in and took him out And all he dropped was Hate Infested smells, tigris shells Blasting all the way Oh what fun is it to grind A defence or two today, hey Infested smells, dual wielding knells Blasting all the way I just found some endo here In an Ignis spray Now the ground is dry In the mystic Void Take with you a Trin And you won't be annoyed Just get some Argon Crystals Sprinting as you sparred But watch out for the inevitable Level 100 Corrupted Bombards Infested smells, tigris shells Blasting all the way Oh what fun is it to grind A defence or two today, hey Infested smells, dual wielding knells Blasting all the way I just found some endo here In an Ignis spray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLogicMage Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 I think i got one. The original is called Corpus Christi Carol, also known as Down in Yon Forest. My version is titled Down in the Void. Spoiler Down in the Void there stands a hall: Orokin Naga Drums I heard them ring: It's covered all over with Argon and pall And I love my Queen Lotus above anything. In that hall there stands a Tenno: Orokin Naga Drums I heard them ring: He's covered all over with blood and snow: And I love my Queen Lotus above anything. In the Snow Globe there is a pod: Orokin Naga Drums I heard them ring: Where a Tenno dreams both of peace and blood: And I love my Queen Lotus above anything. Around that pod there runs a flock: Orokin Naga Drums I heard them ring: The Corrupted swarm and shall flee in shock: And I love my Queen Lotus above anything. At the pod's foot, the Frost grows bored: Orokin Naga Drums I heard them ring: He holsters his gun and readies his sword: And I love my Queen Lotus above anything. Over the comms his voice rings clear: Orokin Naga Drums I heard them ring: Denoting that Corrupted Vor draws near: And I love my Queen Lotus above anything. Check out the original here; https://www.hymnsandcarolsofchristmas.com/Hymns_and_Carols/corpus_christi_carol.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripica_Re Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Deck The Halls (English Lyrics by Thomas Oliphant) Deck the Tenno Deck the hall with Ash’s bladestorm Grak ta ta ta ta ta,ta ta ta Tis the season for Frost’s Snow globe Grak ta ta ta ta ta,ta ta ta Fill your pockets, through The Index Grak ta ta ta ta ta,ta ta ta Troll the map with Limbos Cataclysm Grak ta ta ta ta ta,ta ta ta See Mirage’s Hall of Mirrors Grak ta ta ta ta ta,ta ta ta Strike the mandachord, and Amp it up Grak ta ta ta ta ta,ta ta ta Follow me, with Nyx’s Chaos Grak ta ta ta ta ta,ta ta ta While I sing of Chroma’s Effigy Grak ta ta ta ta ta,ta ta ta Fast away with Volt’s Speed Grak ta ta ta ta ta,ta ta ta Hail the new, Equinox metamorphosis Grak ta ta ta ta ta,ta ta ta Virulence and larva, all together Grak ta ta ta ta ta,ta ta ta Your actions have consequences Grak ta ta ta ta ta,ta ta ta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)JuicyYumYums Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Last Christmas, Composer: George Michael, performed by Wham! Re-titled to "Last Mission" "LAST MISSION" Last mission, I gave it my all,But the very next day, you sold me for payNow you’re there, leveling gearAnd you’re up a mastery level Last mission, I gave it my all,But the very next day, you sold me for payNow you’re there, leveling gearAnd you’re up a mastery level Once kitten and twice revivedI gave you assistanceBut you still said goodbyeTell me, Tenno,why do you despise me?Well, it's been an hour,why don’t you stabilize me.(Whiskers Down!)I was trapped inside a tile setWith a note saying, "Revive Me Please, " I meant itNow, I know, what a mule I've beenBut if you modded me rightYou could have used me again Last mission, I gave it my all,But the very next day, you sold me for payNow you’re there, leveling gearAnd you’re up a mastery level Last mission, I gave it my all,But the very next day, you sold me for payNow you’re there, leveling gearAnd you’re up a mastery level A crowded room, and infested hivesI found ammo for you, and some dead miceMy god, a Juggernaut has just spawnedMe? I guess my nine aren’t worth one A face of a fluffer, even featured in fan artA Katbro with Myrdin armor and a cool color chart Now, I’ve got nothing to fight in, and you’ll never use me again. Last mission, I gave it my all,But the very next day, you sold me for payNow you’re there, leveling gearAnd you’re up a mastery level Last mission, I gave it my all,But the very next day, you sold me for payNow you’re there, leveling gearAnd you’re up a mastery level A face of a fluffer, even featured in fan artA Katbro with Myrdin armor and a cool color chart Now, I’ve got nothing to fight in, and, you’ll never use me again. Written by Juicyyumyums (PS4) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Card_Lock Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 silent night warframe ver. original Silent Night by Franz Xaver Gruber to Lyrics by Joseph Mohr in 1816 this was more fun the it should have been Spoiler Si~lent Night Ho~ly Night All is calm All is right run your mi~ssions friends and randoms Ho~ly equipment so rare and dire grind in heavenly Spa~ce grind in heavenly Space ================ Si~lent Night Ho~ly Night Stalker prays on the weak Glo~ry streams from worlds afar Ten~no sing for RN~G RNG Jesus is bo~rn RNG Jesus is born============================= Sil~ent Night Ho~ly Night All is calm all is right run your mi~ssions friends and randoms Ho~ly equipment so rare and dire grind in heavenly Spa~ce grind in heavenly Space =========================Sil~ent Night Ho~ly Night grind in heavenly Space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siclocone Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Here is mine, hope you all like it! 12 Days Of Eidolon On the twelvth day Eidolon DE gave to me, Twelve different caves, Eleven archwing launchers, Ten things to mine, Nine different amp parts, Eight Cetus Wisps, Seven dead Grineer, Six types of bait, Five Reworked schools, Four Glassy objects, Three sets of mods, Two new syndicates, And an Eidolon who's hand is a tree! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Omega The Myth Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 What Carol? Original song by Thomas Oliphant - 1862 Created by me (Omega The Myth) with the help of user by alias of X AKILLER X 115 (Xbox One) We had a bit of fun with this one, the Stalker even showed up in our game while we were creating this, so he had to be our topic. Happy holidays! Carol: Deck the system with despair and peril, Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 'Tis the season to hunt Tenno, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Don we now our sentient apparel, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Chant the ancient Orokin carol, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! See the Tenno right before us, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Strike the heart and join the chorus, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Battle me in dreadful contest, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! To bring the age of sentient conquest, Ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Fast away their Warframe passes, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! To take away their newfound chances, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Now now Tenno listen to my beckoning, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! For I, the Stalker, am your reckoning! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! - END - Thank you for the amazing experience that is Warframe and good luck to everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavannahSmiles Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 I am not a writer by any means but i decided to go ahead and take a crack at this contest. Hope someone gets a chuckle at least. Adaptation of "What's this?" Written by Danny Elfman for the movie "The Nightmare Before Christmas" HOW'S THIS? How's this? How's this? Ki'teer im almost there How's this? There's ducats over there How's this? I can't believe my luck I feel like i'm dying Come on, Baro, please price fair How's this? How's this? How's this? Calculations must be wrong How's this? I haven't any ducats at all How's this? The relay is filled with Primed warframes humming How are they so happy Have they lucked out on their relics How's this? How's this? There are other tenno getting gold drops While I am getting bronze They're converting ducats And trading Ki'teer for what they need There is a fancy syandana Oh, I cant believe this night It costs five-hundred and twenty-five While I haven't any primes. Oh, wait How's this? They're hanging armor plates, they shine How does it look so unique? its primed They're crowding around to hear a story His latest Safari in the void How's this? How's this? Ki'teer has a vandal up for sale, how rare And how could I afford Just how Im grinding away my radiant relics I am converting all my primes And I get three extra traces Sorry, am i seeing this wrong? This looks so nice This looks so nice can it be ive got a gold? How's this? Oh no, what now? My syandana is equipped But look, primed heated charge next week No ducats, not even any plat to buy some junk to scrap Or any friends to help me run more relics, please help Baro Ki'teer please show me mercy How's this? My ducats are all missing And good prime drops cant be found And in their place are empty lists Much sadness all around Instead of ducats, I swear I hear him laughing all around The evil grins from out of the void Are absolutely everywhere His wares, his mods He is everywhere and all around I've never felt so scared before The empty void inside of me is ever expanding I simply cannot get enough I hear it, oh I hear it Oh, Baro what's that sound? It is so loud It is so loud I hear the relay shredding all around How's this? ... DEATH, DEATH, DEATH TO THE TENNO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CottonAwesome Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) Спойлер Metal dolls, Metal dolls Go hide in the walls Because Stalker will find you And turn you in a screw (Hey!) Tenno's dolls, Tenno's dolls Go hide in the walls Because stalker will find you And make a screw of you Dashing through the stage Freeing people in a cage Farming crates and trying to find some parts of good Warframes Killing is not fun Because Stalker is so hard So be a peaceful Tenno And a very stealth Warframe (Whoa!) O! Metal dolls, Metal dolls Go hide in the walls Because stalker will find you And turn you in a screw Tenno's dolls, Tenno's dolls Go hide in the walls Because stalker will find you And turn you in a screw... "Jingle Bells" by James Lord Pierpont "Metal Dolls" by "CottonAwesome" (Warframe Nick) Song is in the "Spoiler" Edited December 12, 2017 by CottonAwesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UntEpsilon Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) NEW YEAR'S SONG - FROST AND STALKER Спойлер Frost Santa Claus: "Tell me, Stalker, Where have you been? Tell me, dear, How are you? Stalker: "I've been running after you, Santa Claus. I shed a lot of myself Bitter tears! Chorus: - Come on, come on, go out and dance! - No, Santa Claus, No, Santa Claus, No, Santa Claus, wait! Frost Santa Claus: "You are me, my dear, Sorry And my love for me Save it! Stalker: "How can I not love you, Dear Grandfather ?! How many winters are spent, How many years! Chorus: - Come on, come on, go out and dance! - No, Santa Claus, No, Santa Claus, No, Santa Claus, wait! Frost Santa Claus: - Waiting for my presents Tenno! And you will get From me! Stalker: - Finally come true All the dreams. My best gift - It's you! Chorus: - Come on, come on, go out and dance! - No, Santa Claus, No, Santa Claus, No, Santa Claus, wait! Edited December 13, 2017 by UntEpsilon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubmistep Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 X-fr@m3 (To the Tune of Corey Taylor's X-M@$) Spoiler There isn't anything more depressing New Weapon Lacking Energy and mods to Boot The Grind for parts kept me up for hours The weapon barely seems to shoot Now I'm not filthy causal or nothin But there is one thing I can't stand It ain't Infested, Corpus or even the Grineer Even if I do find the Grineer a bit Bland HA! If I ain't grinding it ain't Warframe I know where to find those Orikin Cells If I ain't short Nitain it ain't Warframe My App tells me when by ringing bells If I ain't alt-tabbed it ain't Warframe Oh so that is where I can find a gem If I ain't grinding it ain't Warframe Cause I had to make a reference of Clem Every run, for my parties, are like a madhouse Full of Bangs, Booms and flying flame The amount of corpses in the hall should concern me and the amount of hours I put into this game. I think after this run I should get up and probably take a break or maybe a nap Catch up on those other games or some sleep New Alert... Reactor.... AWWW Crap.... Heh.... If I Ain't lacking Sleep it ain't Warfame But that prime isn't going to build itself If I didn't have people leave at wave five it ain't Warframe Ha Ha Ha ha Ha Begone with yourself If there aren't four frost primes it Ain't Warframe I had to earn mine the hardway If I ain't grinding it ain't Warframe So please just drop the mod I worked all day! Aww.... OH GOD WHY?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mausie Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) An adaptation to the Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree: Artist: Lee "Scratch" Perry Album: Brenda Lee Released: 1960 Walking around the Ostron Streets, At the Cetus node on Earth. With Konzu waiting where you can see Every Tenno wants to stop. Walking around the Ostron Streets, Trade for standing if you want. Later we’ll go into the Plains, And hunt some Eidolons! You will get a slightly panicked feeling When you hear, A Teralyst shrieking and attacking, All the Tenno that come before it! Walking around the Ostron Streets, Having hunted Eidolons, All your friends rushing to the Quills So that they can get new amps. You will get a sentimental feeling, When Onkko says: “Behold the product of that becoming!” The Amp is done and ready for using! Walking around the Ostron Streets, Going back into the Plains. It’s becoming darker and very soon The Tenno will hunt again! Edited December 12, 2017 by Mausie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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