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#1 Ritchel

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 02:26 AM

i can read your minds saying "WHY?!"

the real question is WHY NOT?

 

INTRODUCING  SOBRAKKMA

 

its so brakk you will call your ma *ba dum tss*

 

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this is HOW ENDGAME SHOULD BE >:(


Edited by Ritchel, 27 February 2014 - 02:43 AM.


#2 7.T.

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 02:27 AM

lol Sobrakkma... lol



#3 Darkmatt3r

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 02:31 AM

Damage over 9000!!!



#4 EX-Hunter-Kitsune

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 02:32 AM

I'm done.  You win.



#5 letir

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 02:32 AM

Where is my attached Penta under barrel?



#6 Calayne

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 02:33 AM

Each pull of the trigger fires a cloud of bullets that penetrate through walls and hordes of enemies. It has no fall-off damage, does 5x Crit damage before mods, and has a 100% crit chance.

 

When you shoot it, enemies are vaporized and gibbed instantly, including Lephantis, who turns into a glorious puddle of blood. Going into Derelict missions, all you have to do in exterminate is point in every conceivable direction and fire like crazy: The sheer amount of bullets you fire guarantee you'll hit everyone eventually.

 

And if you're surrounded, just point it on the ground and fire: The shots will penetrate the crust of the planet and destabilize the molten core, leading to a catastrophic explosion that wipes out the planet's population and also destroys any ship within a few thousand light years' distance. In fact, if you can see the sun, just shoot towards it, no matter what planet you're on. Because our weapons are hit-scan, it'll instantly obliterate the sun as well, distance be-damned..

 

 

All this is before we introduce the AkSobrakkma. Twice the damage. Twice the ammo capacity. 



#7 Serene_Haze

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 02:33 AM

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#8 Tulzscha

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 02:34 AM

Moved to the proper section.



#9 Calayne

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 02:34 AM

Did I mention that you can also spam Potatoes on it for infinite mod capacity? 

 

Yeah. Sounds good.



#10 izzatuw

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 02:38 AM

Alright we'll make Wraith Sobrakma

#11 VKhaun

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 02:38 AM

10/10 - Would pay $10 AND wait four days for.



#12 Mokunen

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 02:39 AM

Needs more heat-seeking AoE bullets.



#13 izzatuw

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 02:49 AM

Wait... PENTOMA
Shoots like an assault but each hit will cause explosions like the Penta.

#14 Mokunen

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 02:50 AM

Wait... PENTOMA
Shoots like an assault but each hit will cause explosions like the Penta.

 

Yeeeeeahhh... that's what I'm talking about.



#15 GhostWOlf995

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 03:08 AM

Wait... PENTOMA
Shoots like an assault but each hit will cause explosions like the Penta.

in this case ogris XD way better

#16 EpicD

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 03:11 AM

Each pull of the trigger fires a cloud of bullets that penetrate through walls and hordes of enemies. It has no fall-off damage, does 5x Crit damage before mods, and has a 100% crit chance.

 

When you shoot it, enemies are vaporized and gibbed instantly, including Lephantis, who turns into a glorious puddle of blood. Going into Derelict missions, all you have to do in exterminate is point in every conceivable direction and fire like crazy: The sheer amount of bullets you fire guarantee you'll hit everyone eventually.

 

And if you're surrounded, just point it on the ground and fire: The shots will penetrate the crust of the planet and destabilize the molten core, leading to a catastrophic explosion that wipes out the planet's population and also destroys any ship within a few thousand light years' distance. In fact, if you can see the sun, just shoot towards it, no matter what planet you're on. Because our weapons are hit-scan, it'll instantly obliterate the sun as well, distance be-damned..

 

 

All this is before we introduce the AkSobrakkma. Twice the damage. Twice the ammo capacity. 

Add in some homing bullets and we got beyond-god tier weapon



#17 ZWarhammer

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 05:53 AM

0/10 make aksombrakkma prime vandal wraith then we'll talk.



#18 Utarious

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 06:45 PM

Laughed much harder than I should of.



#19 123Olympian

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 06:45 PM

We need a more OP prime for this.



#20 Utarious

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 06:47 PM

We need a more OP prime for this.

Zeprhiovashee Prime.

1: Tail Wind

2: Iron Skin

3: Sonar

4: Molecular Prime

 

Sprint Speed: 2.0

Health: 1000

Shields 2000

Energy: ∞

 

End Game frame.


Edited by Utarious, 27 February 2014 - 06:47 PM.