DrRandom7 Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 And doesn't being frozen for so long make us infertile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminati07 Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I have a feeling this should be in Off-Topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrRandom7 Posted September 18, 2013 Author Share Posted September 18, 2013 I have a feeling this should be in Off-Topic But we're discussing Warframe generally... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katakuna Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Vor rides in on an Infested Stork to deliver the newborn Tenno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheImmortalHotDog Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Lotus has a hard time giving birth to Warframes, and waking them up for school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wafflessyrup Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I have a feeling this should be in Off-Topic I have a feeling this should be on 4-chan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OniDarkClown Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Well when a Mommy Tenno and a Daddy Tenno Realy like eachother they Go to Lotus and ask.... What the hell am I saying..... why is this not in Off-Topic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrRandom7 Posted September 18, 2013 Author Share Posted September 18, 2013 Lotus has a hard time giving birth to Warframes, and waking them up for school. Does she make them nanospore toast in the morning to make them all big and strong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrRandom7 Posted September 18, 2013 Author Share Posted September 18, 2013 Well when a Mommy Tenno and a Daddy Tenno Realy like eachother they Go to Lotus and ask.... What the hell am I saying..... why is this not in Off-Topic? Because off topic would imply it's not related to Warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaaVbWD3USI wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectKaeon Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 New Cereal "Nano Sporeos" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrRandom7 Posted September 18, 2013 Author Share Posted September 18, 2013 New Cereal "Nano Sporeos" Mutagen Munchkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindKitsune Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 This thread is brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildJuice Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 We are all clones like the Grineer, except we don't have that genetic trash going on because we use Orokin tech... I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anatolius Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 warframe babies are made in petri dishes then vor and kril raise them for several months before setting them free into the void of space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilemyre Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Vor rides in on an Infested Seagull to deliver the newborn Tenno. Fixed* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Nerf-Herder- Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Fixed* I thought he had a beef over SEGA for not sending him signed copy of Sonic and Tails. In any case, Ninjas follow a similar code to Chuck Norris, if he wishes to have a child he merely looks at a woman, they become pregnant and give birth to a full grown man on the spot, he then passes on his knowledge of fighting skills and then destroys them in a one on one match. The ones that survive are thrown into space (by hand) only to return many many years later for a rematch.... i guess you could say that's how the stalker came to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaikoKhan Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Stalker and Lotus make new Tenno, but after they fell out, no new Tenno were made. Those that witnessed their falling out were stuck in cryo-stasis and woken abruptly - 'time out', if you will, with Lotus-calculated amnesia. See, we were only meant to be in there for a short while, but the Lotus is no good at maths... always takes her longer than she calculated. As such, Tenno are an endangered species... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilemyre Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I thought he had a beef over SEGA for not sending him signed copy of Sonic and Tails. In any case, Ninjas follow a similar code to Chuck Norris, if he wishes to have a child he merely looks at a woman, they become pregnant and give birth to a full grown man on the spot, he then passes on his knowledge of fighting skills and then destroys them in a one on one match. The ones that survive are thrown into space (by hand) only to return many many years later for a rematch.... i guess you could say that's how the stalker came to be. Gets them pregnant by looking at them? Now that's manly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidolon_Slayer Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 There are no warframe babies. Lotus finds your cyropod and gets an extraction team to wake you up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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