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1 minute ago, BrownStalin said:

Da, it will be glorious while i walk into school laughing at stupid capitalist cyka with their "Nike" & "Jordans" while i walk into there squatting like there is no tomorrow.

Squatting while walking, or squat walking?

Squat walking is an advanced technique in which you walk while not leaving the squat.

You use your butt's muscles to move your legs while squatting.

It hurts at first like gay sex, but you get used to it.

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5 minutes ago, Snyphurr said:

*steals a bike and escapes*

Oh blin! *waves fist in air*

Ah cyka...

*squats and starts eating sunflower seeds*

3 minutes ago, Snyphurr said:

Squatting while walking, or squat walking?

Squat walking is an advanced technique in which you walk while not leaving the squat.

You use your butt's muscles to move your legs while squatting.

It hurts at first like gay sex, but you get used to it.

Gay sex? I thought gay people were a myth?

Vladimir always told me, "Sleep tight, don't let the lesbians bite."

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2 minutes ago, BrownStalin said:

Oh blin! *waves fist in air*

Ah cyka...

*returns seconds later*

Blowout soon, fellow stalker!

2 minutes ago, BrownStalin said:

Gay sex? I thought gay people were a myth?

Vladimir always told me, "Sleep tight, don't let the lesbians bite."

Unfortunately around the Occident people who like big D's up their butts are like heroes because of political correctness.

:/

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40 minutes ago, Stalker_Cake said:

And the titan's reaver cannons did squat for damage against the eldar u_u

ye. I really hope they bring the Tau and SoB into the game. They were my favorites in DoW1, though I only play with ultimate apocalypse for obvious reasons

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Just now, Skycook3y said:

ye. I really hope they bring the Tau and SoB into the game. They were my favorites in DoW1, though I only play with ultimate apocalypse for obvious reasons

i only play with 3 factions, necrons, tau and tyranids (in that order) and maybe some eldar because of the wraithlords' kill animation

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