MAL1WAN Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Why are you so nice to me, but so cruel to others? I mean, compared to others, I can find most items in the game under 5 hours of half-assed farming. I want to ask the same question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNG_God Posted September 23, 2013 Author Share Posted September 23, 2013 I want to ask the same question. I want to give you the same item repeatedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAL1WAN Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 I want to give you the same item repeatedly. Fine as long as I can sell them or use them in the Foundry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoompigXD Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 I will sacrifice my finest Heifer and Swine in order to get a @(*()$ Piercing Hit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNG_God Posted September 23, 2013 Author Share Posted September 23, 2013 I will sacrifice my finest Heifer and Swine in order to get a @(*()$ Piercing Hit! How do you not have one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoompigXD Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 How do you not have one? *CoughRNGCough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNG_God Posted September 23, 2013 Author Share Posted September 23, 2013 *CoughRNGCough* What are you implying there mortal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 When will I stop getting sentinel mods 80% of the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNG_God Posted September 23, 2013 Author Share Posted September 23, 2013 When will I stop getting sentinel mods 80% of the time? Today. You will now get them 95% of the time. You are welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yatin_117 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 when will I get hunt down by stalker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteNekophus Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 When can i have my Hell's chamber? my Strun baby is crying. I sacrificed lot of time already... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNG_God Posted September 24, 2013 Author Share Posted September 24, 2013 (edited) when will I get hunt down by stalker? Ask The Erebus. I only control his loot. When can i have my Hell's chamber? my Strun baby is crying. I sacrificed lot of time already... If you are talking about the normal Strun then I may take pity on you, The Wraith however, will only mean more pain for you. Also, your time is of no use to me. I only accept Virgins, Livestock and Tears as sacrifices. Edited September 24, 2013 by RNG_God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaSylvy Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 False idols. You see, when you get right down to it, the only true higher power is Chaos, of which, I am the embodiment. The worship of false idols is punishable by Shotgun Ammo Box 0's. Yes I know DE removed them, but I can bring them back. Oh noes! Glad I only believe in the RNG God then :o *Deposits sacrifices in honor for giving him all Nekros parts in 3 runs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNG_God Posted September 24, 2013 Author Share Posted September 24, 2013 Oh noes! Glad I only believe in the RNG God then :o *Deposits sacrifices in honor for giving him all Nekros parts in 3 runs* Excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphex Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Would you mind bringing some chaos to my thread oh great RNG_God? https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/112339-herp-derp-derp-derp/?p=1301291 Also I gave my daily sacrifice I hope you like baby goat virgins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeoffFromAccounting Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Excellent. why is it when you said that I thought of this? also, I'd like to thank you for giving me all the Banshee pieces within 5 runs :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNG_God Posted September 24, 2013 Author Share Posted September 24, 2013 Would you mind bringing some chaos to my thread oh great RNG_God? https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/112339-herp-derp-derp-derp/?p=1301291 Also I gave my daily sacrifice I hope you like baby goat virgins. Chaos does not take requests. Only pity. why is it when you said that I thought of this? also, I'd like to thank you for giving me all the Banshee pieces within 5 runs :D I show leniency to any lover of Banshee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Excuse me for that last question, but I'm just missing something. What is RNG? Who are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNG_God Posted September 24, 2013 Author Share Posted September 24, 2013 Excuse me for that last question, but I'm just missing something. What is RNG? Who are you? I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferriwind Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 I gave all my sacrifices to the Token_God and he isn't responding... can I.O.U in exchange for bountiful harvest of rare mods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gravefire Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Are you a acutely Magic 8-Ball ? If so will I ever take Blacksmithing as hobby ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kissmy Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 I believe it was about 12 or 14 hours ago I did an alert that got me what i believe was some type of rubedo spiked bat, a clan mate is saying it was just a skin, I built it and claimed it but when I checked my inventory its no where to be found. If we don't have a slot available for a weapon do we get notified or does the weapon just disappear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNG_God Posted September 26, 2013 Author Share Posted September 26, 2013 I gave all my sacrifices to the Token_God and he isn't responding... can I.O.U in exchange for bountiful harvest of rare mods? Worshiping false idols is not something you wish to do with me around. Are you a acutely Magic 8-Ball ? If so will I ever take Blacksmithing as hobby ? Would a magic 8 ball have kept Hells Chamber away from you for so long after you reset? And blacksmithing is not my department, nor is predicting the future. All I can say on that front is, MORE CHAOS I believe it was about 12 or 14 hours ago I did an alert that got me what i believe was some type of rubedo spiked bat, a clan mate is saying it was just a skin, I built it and claimed it but when I checked my inventory its no where to be found. If we don't have a slot available for a weapon do we get notified or does the weapon just disappear? Dagger Axe is a skin for the Scindo. Build that and then you can use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaokasalis Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 I dont have any goats but do you accept goat cheese as a sacrifice? Still trying to get that frost prime system and i do hope i will be lucky this weekend. Also thanks for letting me get nekros in 4 runs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgax Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 When do we get Half Life 3? Where is the 8ball? Why do even bother to ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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