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[DE]Helen
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Okay here goes

"Ordis has been monitoring the research on a higher intelligence profile for the grineer. The results are still flatter than a madurai polarity and less coherent than a drunk teralyst. I estimate their first braktehrough will be around -the heat death of the universe- "

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And I was like baby, baby, baby ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Like baby, baby, baby nooooooooo
Like baby, baby, baby ohhhhhhhhhh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby ohhhhhhhhhhh
Like baby, baby, baby nooooooooo
Like baby, baby, baby oooooooooohhhhhhhhh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Edited by disclaimer123
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Ordis: Operator, I've updated my communication systems. Would you like to hear some pleasant music?

*Static*

Man in the wall: Hey kiddo!

*Static*

Ordis: Oh my, there seems to be a malfunction. I can assure you that next time it will not be random noise.

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"Operator, I'm implementing a new function in my system. Do you want to know what it is? ... (making a joke) Why don't you ask Ordis ... (Confusion) Mmm ... I think this new function won't work."

Edited by Brian.-xD
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