FuzzyScone Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 “Operator, perhaps you should go to the void. Your crystals, Argon!” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santa222 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, there appears to be something wrong with me again... I'll attempt to fix it. Repair not required... Ordis is fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyatalia Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, are you sure about your color choices? may i suggest a change of lighting or COMPLETE REMOVAL OF IT!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Soaptic Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) I'm bad at puns & jokes but here we go Oh boy you finished the sortie? Well YOU GET NOTHING I mean you get this thingy enjoy Edited June 20, 2020 by (XB1)Soaptic Figured out how to make words THICC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Daggerfang6696 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) Operator, are you sleepwalking again? *apon your tenno within your ship* Edited June 20, 2020 by (PS4)Daggerfang6696 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku_007 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 "Ordis wonders... will operator ever grow up?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xGerbilKingx Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, you should go to the void and collect some argon crystals. all of the ones you had before AR GON 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSanguineO Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 How many Grineer does it take to change one Light Bulb? 99 to stare at it helplessly, 1 to call the corpus repair service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timepool Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, have you heard about the debt colony on Venus? *Distortion* How unFORTUNAte. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExecRave Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 I'm glad to spend time with you. I enjoy these moments with my prisoner Operator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batataking Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Ordis learnt about sabotage through all of your endeavors operator, all self-destruct buttons are now *SELF DESTROYED* properly disposed of. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achronus Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Upon login bonus (when a player has a pet of some kind) "Ordis has found something in in your pet's [STATIC] FILTHY BEAST [STATIC] area; it seems that not all items were properly relinquished upon return from a mission." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)kymelamb Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, have you noted that Ordis is experimenting with music? There is such a rich corpus of SLAPPIN' JAMS...of wonderful pieces, it's hard to pick my favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)WarNinja5000 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 operator, what do you call a hallucination if you’re a Tenno? a Mirage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Mikerophonyx Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 *Operator leaves a terminal on the orbiter* Ordis: Operator, were you looking for dis, or dis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)ryan4504 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 What do you call a group of deceased Infested? A mutagen mass-acre! I apologize, Operator. I'm not a fungi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Zelbless Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 "Operator, going to the Railjack. Please remind Cephalon Cy -I am your FAVORITE- to prioritize your safety." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YuTEM Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) Operator! Look what I've found! It's your...bloodlust...honor! And there's tons of it! Edited June 20, 2020 by YuTEM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)TOXIC827 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 <after AFK timer ends> Operator, have you ever wondered if this is all just a game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarielse Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, I heard Saryn warframe is getting a downgrade in her abilities. Her disease spores will spread only via special melle attack. Aparently whole batallions of grinner signed a petition for the spores to spread only via sexual act cause they don't want to go from clone vat tank to grave virgins. Corpus lawyers are contesting the petition cause there is only one valid DNA ID name tag repeated millions of times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Succubot Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) "Operator, the Cephalon in the Railjack never laughs at my jokes... Maybe I should start calling him Cephalon Sigh." Edited June 20, 2020 by Succubot changed a word 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BryTheWay Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Dear The Warframe Team, The following is my submission to the Cephalon Joke-a-Thon Contest: "Ordis has come across news from a remote Grineer colony; They have apparently failed to keep the local Kubrow numbers in check and are now having their rations withheld as punishment. All those poor, hungry Grineer, having to deal with all those Kubrow-THE SOLUTION SEEMS OBVIOUS." Yours truly, BryTheWay P.S. For the sake of clarity, the capitalized, bolded, italicized, underlined text would be in the distorted, alter-Ordis voice while everything else would be in his normal voice. P.P.S. The submission part being the part in quotes. P.P.P.S. I hope the formal format wasn't too much. I'm just trying to be somewhat professional. I figure it can't hurt, you know? Hope I got it right, I haven't written a proper letter in years. P.P.P.P.S The running P.S. gag isn't part of the joke submission, it's more of a...ya know what? I've kinda run it into the ground anyway. I'm gonna stop now. P.P.P.P.P.S. Yeah, this is way too much.Definitely overdid it. Look at all those P's, This is entirely too silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scyld_Scefing Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) Operator, why have you been taking so many Orokin Tower missions lately? Ordis wonders if you have been aVOIDing him. Edited June 20, 2020 by Scyld_Scefing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSnake4 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) I'd like to go with you on missions Operator, but I guess you are safe alon- [static] THAT MODULE AGAIN? [static] on your own. Edited June 20, 2020 by SilverSnake4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BossMan111 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) What do the Grineer say when they get hit by the shotgun? What the [Hek], 😁 did the operator enjoy this witticism? Edited June 20, 2020 by BossMan111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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