gabunne Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, my jokes are imaginative, you have to give me some.. CREDIT! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)FranticBarrel Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, we have an incoming transmission, it’s a large data file. Encrypted, several layers. Ordis will [get cracking] begin decryption imme-Operator, Is this a joke, it’s like it was never there. Ordis does feel more funny than usual though. Operator, are you even listening to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnknownXIIV Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 *Dialogue will only occur if a player has taken a Railjack mission at least once* Operator, why do you like taking the Railjack now? Is Cephalon Cy more Pun-ny than me? Ha-ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Sketchboard4119 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 5 hours ago, (PS4)RaphaMCmine said: Operator The chances of you ...BEEING THORN INTO PIECES... surviving after I opened the airlock are 0 : 4.000.000. Not that I thought of doing that, but I thought it would be noteworthy. That sounds like GLaDOS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerren Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, do you know how I refer to a fine Grineer soldier on your first meeting with them?D͕̞͎͋͂̕͠ͅ-̜̎d͍̪̫̰̓̽͛͊͘ͅ-͈̰̯̭͒̆͑̋̂͟d̥̗̺̝̉̀͛͗e̛͉̰̓ad͖̜̼̀̽̉ ̼̐s̺̹̺͚̙̈̀̈̃͐ų̰̻̘̋̓̂̌c͉͚̗̞̲͆͌̓͠͝k̰͔͈̋̃̾̚͢ẻ̜̹̻̓̂̚͜ř͖̝͎͗̕!̺̏ I meant, appreciably deceased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CephalonStorm Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (on just logging in) "Wake up, Star-child. Something feels... Off. Did you tinker with that *bzzt* HELL SPAWN DEVICE *bzzt* vitruvian, again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Maj_2134 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator ordis couldn't care less,is very concerned about your safety in battle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AskForMercy Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, Ordis need to do some calculations, so I will be unavailable for some ti... Oh, I finished! Always forget how slow the voice communication... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nichivo Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Right before sending us on a new mission related to some new quest. Operator! In order to restore balance, Ordis has initiated the self destruct sequence in 5, 4, 3, 2 (short pause) Operator! Do I have your attention now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)HydroidPrime Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, what time does Lotus put her children to sleep? Tenno Clock 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exodus90 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (Happens at random) Activating Self Destruct Protocol. Self destructing in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Just joking. Did this *glitched voice* [TERRIFY] surprise the Operator? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pecano1 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator -DANGER- there is toxic cloud coming from the incubator. Oh! Nevermind 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Sketchboard4119 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 5 hours ago, pikatron2000 said: *Insert Ordis doing a mocking impression of Simaris* "HuNtEr, I nEeD yOu To SyNtHeSiSe ThIs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)GearsMatrix301 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Why can’t 4th and 5th be added as well? just seems like a waste to say “hey you were one of the best jokes”, but then not even add it to the game. Also have even more voice lines would be nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krabbie229 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator... Would you like to visit to Venus for me? Because I would like you to *distorted voice* CHANGE THE "CORPUS" THEIR NAME TO "CORPSES"! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)MrChanThreeve Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Oooh that is a quality pun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)MrChanThreeve Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 6 hours ago, RoboJoe256 said: Operator, I am sorry, happy, to report that all my good jokes Argon. Oooh that is quality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChynaEnzo Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Tell me Operator, how many...PURGES... does it take to get to the center of a grineer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron4695 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, since I am safe with you. Does that mean I am a SAFE-alon... Now I know why the Operator left... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)ChaosEater 23 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, why don't you like any of my jokes? Ar you VOID of humor? *cheeky little ordis giggle * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Maj_2134 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Operator ordis couldn't care less,is very concerned about your safety in battle or *the sound of something braking *Glich*MOTHER FU-, sorry operator your ears didn't need to hear that Edited June 20, 2020 by (PS4)Maj_2134 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Klutzwittz Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, do you know what a skeletons favorite snack? ......... Ribs! Hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrummyKaster Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Upon returning from a mission: "Operator...if anyone asks, Ordis was here all day! *glitch*" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenofYandxre Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) "Operator! Have you heard the joke about the Grineer...FILTHY GRINEER SKUUM...that got locked in the storage locker looking for his...what was it again? Ah, yes, his intelligence. Which he has none of." Edited June 19, 2020 by QueenofYandxre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Maj_2134 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 1 minute ago, (PS4)Klutzwittz said: Operator, do you know what a skeletons favorite snack? ......... Ribs! Hahahaha Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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