(PSN)BigJake61290 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 "So two grineer are out on patrol in the plains just doing their rounds. One coughs a bit and gets a look from the other to which he responds with 'sorry, got a little clem in my throat' *Coughs clem loudly*" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)AkumaXShi98 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator watch out for the flood um I mean infested they're nasty little things. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)ClaimingYETI45 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (Preferred use: after leaving the focus menu) Operator, if you think about it, we're all (distortion) sentient... Uhh... I mean, independent of our own minds. And yet, Ordis has yet to keep it that way. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)JOOKIE010 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Foundry has completed YOUR SCALPEL...uuuuh...new weapon ready Operator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)thepixelsoldier Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, the Eidolons are dangerous! Can't you CETUS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrazilianJoe Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, can you upload me into a Jackal? Just once? I would like to know what its circuits feel like... ... A Cephalon can dream, can't it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)JracLP Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, Maroo has requested the operator to ferry her. However, I believe she is making an attempt to access the ship's foundary systems again. Perhaps we should let her onboard and -MAROON HER- take her to the Void. Ordis has made a funny and hopes this pleased the operator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)GoldenKnight446 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, ever wondered why Frost hates Ember? Because she gave him the cold shoulder. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DealAndAHalvForDat Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) "Knock Knock." "Who's There?" "The Stalker?!" "Ha, Ha, Ha." "Did I startle the operator with that display of comedy?" Edited June 20, 2020 by DealAndAHalvForDat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakezi11a Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 You should introduce yourself to some grineer commanders, operator. I heard they were DYING to meet you. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asumoru Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (After "Hey Kiddo") "Operator, what was that? ...No, I am not **TERRIFIED** scared." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Raven-Ghosthawk Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) "Be careful of the Infested, Operator -- they'll take you down with a sickness." Edited June 20, 2020 by (PS4)Raven-Ghosthawk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)DevilDooo Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, I think Cephalon Simaris suda've given music a second chance! (ugh, what a terrible pun...) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanguish Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 hace 9 horas, ygoluin dijo: Operator, do you know at what time does the grineer dies the most ? At Tenno clock (Ten O'clock) LMAO XD 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eromancery Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 "Operator, Ordis's fantasy Rathuum team just advanced to the next bracket! Do you share in Ordis's enthusiasm?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanguish Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 hace 9 horas, dragonseth07 dijo: [After getting Hey Kiddo'ed] Operator, you should really stop talking to yourself. RLLY GOOD XDXD LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Bayodrake Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 "Operator, you surely are efficient at using your equipment (glitch starts).... THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID LAST NIGHT" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyx_XIII Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 9 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Calculating humor of the Operator... Woops! There's none! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanguish Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator! Why u decorated that door with infestation? i think u dont know about abstract art... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--K--LastExile01 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Ordis doesn't want to be rude Operator, but when was your last shower? *Glitch Voice On, YOU STINK, Glitch Voice Off* Please Don't Sell Me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Cephalon King Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, The Beast of Bones has a 'bone to pick' with the (insert faction name)! Ha.. Ha.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)NumberIsland862 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Ordis: Operator, why did the zephyr cross the road? Space child: Let me guess, to turn corpus into corpses Ordis *mutters*: that was low even for my standards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prekdoo Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, you have been fighting Tusk Thumpers all day, because they don't appear at night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)MeasureMePrivate Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Stunning outfit operator, could i BARO that? Oh, I see. Recalibrating sensors. (When the player equips a prime warframe, or a cosmetic by Baro.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distuth Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Corpus! More like Corpse-us. Because you kill them. And then they're corpses. Ordis is quite clever, don't you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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