Solaurus Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 (edited) Obviously Ruk stands for something a bit more raunchy but on to the game! For those unfamiliar with Kill, F***, Or Marry, you choose 3 people out of a group. 1 person you hate enough to kill, 1 person smexy enough to flux, and 1 to marry. Who out of the cast of villains do you pick and for what? Kill: Caesar Salad V: Self-explanatory. Ruk: Saryn. "I FOUND YOU MISS NEW BOOTY!" Marry Ruk: Dude's adorable. He talks like a kindergartner and he has a stash of greedy milk we can share. OR Volt: Look at my post/topic history and you'd know why I would wish to have ovaries and have Volt's electric babies. They shall be named Prince ad David Bowie because of how fabulous they will be. EDIT: I changed my mind on a few stuff Edited November 17, 2013 by Solaurus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie9001 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 DO TENNO COUNT? OKAY COOL. In respective order, Vauban Nova Nyx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RCOAS Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Kill: Ruk. That *@##$Ruk: Kela de Thaym. Only FemaleMarry: Kela de Thaym. I'm not gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RageManT Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Kill: Alad V Ruk: Grineer Scorpion Marry: Lotus c: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaurus Posted November 17, 2013 Author Share Posted November 17, 2013 Kill: Ruk. That $#*(@ Ruk: Kela de Thaym. Only Female Marry: Kela de Thaym. I'm not #$$. Sorry brah, has to be 3 different people. Pick someone else to marry or ruk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flamed Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Kill: Alad V Ruk: Hyena Marry: Lephantis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Master_Race Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Ruk: Alad V. Make him fall for me. Marry: Alad V. When i divorce him I get all of his money Kill: Alad V. Because he kills our Tenno. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RageManT Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Marry: Lephantis Whoa bro. Let be the best man on this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RahuHordika Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 (edited) Ruk: Alad V. Make him fall for me. Marry: Alad V. When i divorce him I get all of his money Kill: Alad V. Because he kills our Tenno. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. YandereSamantha will have your head, lol.Speaking off I can guess how her post here would be already. Edited November 17, 2013 by RahuStalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Well, I kinda have a little problem... I've killed them all already... So kill Alad since the others are dead and then Banshee for the other two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volume Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Not touching this thread with a 20 foot pole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatantfool Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Answer is 'Warbros' in all fields. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Answer is 'Warbros' in all fields. 4/10 would Hammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RejectionOfFate Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 then Banshee for the other two. Because Banshee does it better~ Kill: Lotus - If things get interesting one more f------ time... Ruk: Saryn -Because Saryn. And because Banshee is taken by Sixty5. Marry: Mag -She needs the love. She shall be cared for, and never called useless by this Tenno. Also, shouldn't this be in the offtopic section? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AhziDahaka Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 See, this doesn't seem to make that much sense because anyone you marry you're liable to be ruk-ing anyway. I can only conclude that this game is secretly trying to encourage adultery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General_Krull Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Uhh, yes? In that order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RejectionOfFate Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 (edited) Shush you, it's just for fun! ;3 She says this, only because it means she can have ToiletSeat-teme and the Bucktoothed Chipmunk at the same time. c: <3 you~ Edited November 17, 2013 by HiddenKharma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RejectionOfFate Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Exactly! *u* <3 you too bro (or sis?)~ Bro. Definitely a bro. ....Hang on let me check. *Not so subtle glance downward* Yep! Bro~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychosist Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Not touching this thread with a 20 foot pole. Not touching this thread with a 20 foot pole. Not touching this thread with a 20 foot pole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RejectionOfFate Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 (edited) Then I'll be your imouto! ^0^ Challenge Accepted. No seriously. That'd be nice. I don't even have a problem with you dating the Bucktooth Boy Wonder. n,n ...If he touches you without making any commitments, I shall introduce him to my Dakra Prime... Edited November 17, 2013 by HiddenKharma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFunDaddy Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Not touching this thread with a 20 foot pole. If you know what I mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VKhaun Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 (edited) Kill: Alad V Ruk: Grineer Scorpion Marry: Lotus :3 Edited November 17, 2013 by VKhaun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SniffYoBunnies Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 KILL: Rollers...all of them in this WHOLE ENTIRE FRIKIN UNIVERSE! RUK: Lotus-Cuz dat model in livestream made me... MARRY: J3 GOLEM-What?I love kids,and he seems to be able to produce a lot of ´em PS:didnt pick Lephantis,cuz not sure wich one of the heads this thing goes in.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyHeroPatrickSwayze Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaurus Posted November 17, 2013 Author Share Posted November 17, 2013 This is ruking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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