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On 11/12/2016 at 2:53 AM, Sartactics said:

Aerin wanted to have some "fun times" with a black priest who wants to reset the universe with a goddamn horse.

I was looking for this place. You won't get a proper story this time, lads and lasses, because it's dark-o-clock at night, but here you go.

Oh a long time ago
When the Earth was flat and green
Lived a young lad named Sartactics
Who wanted to be in Queen

So he wrote Bohemian Rhapsody
Fat Bottomed Girls too, oh
He wrote We Are the Champions
And many other songs, ye know

But in that world between time and space
Freddy Mercury's scowling face
Shook the earth and shook the sky
With a mournful, painful cry

For ye see, the singing
Sartactics couldn't do
And so Freddy Mercury
Kicked him from the crew

Now he wanders 'round the world
Trying to learn how to sing
A curse he's under, boys and girls
And until then his soul is staying

And when that time comes at last
And his singing lessons he has passed
Sartactics will be born away
By Angels from his mortal clay

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Just now, Skycook3y said:

dreddeth always prays to the god emperor of mankind

Skycook3y was loyaled to a certain vampire, to attain Heaven he must find 36 sinners, a trustworthy friend who has no desire for wealth,fame, sexual desires, political powers or anything else but Heaven and must follow the will of God before the laws of fools, say these 14 magical words: 

Spiral staircase

Rhinoceros beetle

Ruins street

Fig tart

Rhinoceros beetle

Via dolorosa

Rhinoceros beetle

Singularity point

Giotto

Angel

Hydrangea

Rhinoceros beetle

Singularity point

Secret emperor

He must also destroy what he dears the most as it will absorb the sinners' souls and give birth to something utterly new. When the words are spoken, it will become interested and it will be Sky's "friend".

Lastly, he needs an appropriate location. North latitude, 28 degrees, 24 minutes, West longtitude 80 degrees, 36 minutes.

Go there and wait for the NEW MOON. That's when Heaven will come...

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