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Welcome To The Tenno Spitoon, How Tough Are You?


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I'm so tough, Vay Hek and the Grineer have petitionned the Lotus to return me to cryosleep as a first sign of goodwill for a cease-fire and peace talks.

 

I'm so tough, I have my own stance for standing still.

 

I'm so tough, walking by windows breaks them as the air tries to run away from me.

 

I'm so tough, I make Frost shiver.

 

I'm so tough, I send the Stalker mails about how his actions will not go unpunished.

 

I'm so tough, "Iron Skin" is a synonym for "Tinfoil Hat" in my dictionnary.

 

I'm so tough, I make Lotus consider the possibility to craft herself an artificial body just to feel what it's like to stand in the same room as me.

 

I'm so tough, I can post more than one spitoon in a single reply.

 

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I'm so tough I use nothing but Banshee's Silence to kill my enemies.

 

I'm so tough I listen to kirby music while playing.

 

I'm so tough I refuse to play with novas.

 

I'm so tough I accept the fact that Excalibro is exclusive.

 

I'm so tough, I have tea with the stalker and laugh at people on the internet being horrible to one another.

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