darthdart Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Who wins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feallike Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Tenno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aleco247 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Well, a normal pie would not be able to stand up to 686.7N from an average human (70kg * 9.81 ms^-2 = 686.7N), since the structural integrity of the pie is quite weak, so the Tenno wins by simply stepping on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaugahn Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Neither, simultaneous KO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archeyef Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperius Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Everyone wins. Tenno cut perfect slices. It is known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pansoy Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Tenno eat the pie, but then the pie is poisonous so the Tenno die. So all in all...no one I guess? o_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alad_VI Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Depends on the flavor. Apple pie defeats all who stand in it's way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Hyperion- Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 (edited) I can see the headlines now."Badass Space Ninja Kills Millions, Killed by Pie" Edited July 16, 2014 by wonju911 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthdart Posted July 16, 2014 Author Share Posted July 16, 2014 (edited) You will never go to a carnival and see a Warframe Pie Eating contest. >that feel when Vauban bounces a pie into his mouth. Nova balances the pie on an Anti Matter Drop and takes nibbles. Valkyr tries desperately to figure out how to pie but her claws get in the way after she gets angry and just flips the table. Rhino is perpetually stomping constantly so his pie falls off the table. Excalibur Slash Dashes directly into a giant pie like on What Would You Do? with the giant pie roller coaster. Zephyr basically plays catch like a Frisbee with her pie. Ash Shurikens his into smaller more manageable sizes considering can't move his cast arms. Oberon is a deer. They don't eat pie. He protests the Pin the Tail on the Donkey exhibit angrily. Hydroid tries desperately to eat his pie while it is on one of his tentacles, but it just slaps him in the face repeatedly. Banshee yells desperately at her pie until it inevitably explodes from the decibel vibrations. Banshee is sad. Ember drops Accelerant on hers and can't eat. Frost tries balancing his pie atop a Snowglobe, but it slides off randomly and hits the ground. Mag tries to use Pull on other pies in the competition but ends up just hitting her pie with it and pulls it off the table. Nekros is dead. He doesn't eat. He broods over them flaunting their ability to eat. Nyx makes sure to Mind Control the person who brings the pies so she gets hers first, then doesn't eat it because she's dieting. Saryn accidentally Contagion's the plate holding the pie and contemplates on a new weapon, the Frisbee. Trinity shrugs because she can't do anything without someone else. Volt accidentally electrifies his pie and it slows burns before he can finish. He tries to use his speed buff but to no avail. No one cares what Loki is doing. Edited July 16, 2014 by darthdart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coatduck Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 But what defines winning? For example, sure, if tenno contacts pie, the pie gets crushed. Maybe that's winning to you. But think about it a different way. What if the pies intention was to get pie all over the tenno. Well then if the tenno steps in the pie, or the pie is thrown at the tenno, the pie wins any day.Or perhaps you were wondering if I would rather have a tenno or a pie.That depends on how kind the tenno is. If it's a rhino, intent on stomping around breaking everything, I think I'll take the pie, but if it is, say, a loki who just wants to troll, or a vauban negating my electricity bill, or a trinity looking to cure my -insert medical issue here- I'd happily accept.Or maybe you're asking if I would rather be a pie or a tenno. Then I'd say tenno for sure. I mean, sure there would be inconveniences, but imagine being a pie. You'd go moldy pretty quick, and even if you didn't you'd get eaten. Tenno for sure.Maybe you're asking if pie is tastier than a tenno. Well to be honest I've never eaten pie I mean tenno, I totally haven't eaten tenno. In that case I'd probably have to not comment.I don't eat tenno. well, I mean . . . I guess . . . No that was only one time. Doesn't count if it was only one time, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yazyflame Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Cake. Oh wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheImmortalHotDog Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 inb4 Deadpool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordBeeBrain Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 The pie. Because it's not really a pie, just a pie-shaped bomb that is set to go off during sunset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 I don't eat tenno. well, I mean . . . I guess . . . No that was only one time. Doesn't count if it was only one time, right? Tenno tastes a bit like badly-coated deep fried chicken (I mean, the bread crumbs are flaking off). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arakados Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Neither, I go with TENNO PIES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lactamid Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 (edited) Tenno pie. 3 ember or 2 zephyr eggs 300g of bladestorm mixed meat 1 cup of Saryns whipped cream (preferably Lecta if you can get a hold of that) Roughly a cup of nanospore flour (999999 should do it) 1 stomped garlic some spices (moonlight treshcone, sunlight jadeleaf) ps: don't overheat (that thing is removed you know) Edited July 16, 2014 by Lactamid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Tenno pie. 3 ember or 2 zephyr eggs 300g of bladestorm mixed meat 1 cup of Saryns whipped cream (preferably Lecta if you can get a hold of that) Roughly a cup of nanospore flour (999999 should do it) 1 stomped garlic some spices ps: don't overheat (that thing is removed you know) Ember's eggs are a bit spicy, while Zephyr's eggs make a more lighter, softer pie. Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ionus Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lactamid Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Ember's eggs are a bit spicy, while Zephyr's eggs make a more lighter, softer pie. Just saying. indeed, but they are also a bit larger ;P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 indeed, but they are also a bit larger ;P Let us get back before this turns extremely... suggestive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PachTrick Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 (edited) You will never go to a carnival and see a Warframe Pie Eating contest. >that feel when Vauban bounces a pie into his mouth. Nova balances the pie on an Anti Matter Drop and takes nibbles. Valkyr tries desperately to figure out how to pie but her claws get in the way after she gets angry and just flips the table. Rhino is perpetually stomping constantly so his pie falls off the table. Excalibur Slash Dashes directly into a giant pie like on What Would You Do? with the giant pie roller coaster. Zephyr basically plays catch like a Frisbee with her pie. Ash Shurikens his into smaller more manageable sizes considering can't move his cast arms. Oberon is a deer. They don't eat pie. He protests the Pin the Tail on the Donkey exhibit angrily. Hydroid tries desperately to eat his pie while it is on one of his tentacles, but it just slaps him in the face repeatedly. Banshee yells desperately at her pie until it inevitably explodes from the decibel vibrations. Banshee is sad. Ember drops Accelerant on hers and can't eat. Frost tries balancing his pie atop a Snowglobe, but it slides off randomly and hits the ground. Mag tries to use Pull on other pies in the competition but ends up just hitting her pie with it and pulls it off the table. Nekros is dead. He doesn't eat. He broods over them flaunting their ability to eat. Nyx makes sure to Mind Control the person who brings the pies so she gets hers first, then doesn't eat it because she's dieting. Saryn accidentally Contagion's the plate holding the pie and contemplates on a new weapon, the Frisbee. Trinity shrugs because she can't do anything without someone else. Volt accidentally electrifies his pie and it slows burns before he can finish. He tries to use his speed buff but to no avail. No one cares what Loki is doing. Vauban uses Vortex to suck all the pies to him. Nova can't eat pie because the pie shatters as she touches it. Rhino eats a pie and Roar. Excalibar blinds others for their pies. Ash uses Bladestorm to stab and eat every pie. Banshee uses sonar to figure out which is the best piece and eats it. Frost keeps freezing his and can't eat...poor guy... Oberon doesn't eat pie so he spams Reckoning and smashes all the pies. Loki Switch Teleport others so he can eat their pies. Lotus puts a pie into her mouth and say "I'shh da grinia." Edit: grammer stuff Edited July 16, 2014 by PachTrick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cpt_Atroxium Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Tenno walks over pie, slips and break neck. Downed, no teammate to save them. Death by pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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