Kthal Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 (edited) Four months later, Nekros gonna Nekros... So, I went to farm for some kubrow mods with a friend. The mission was an exterminate with 33 Grineer targets. My partner and I killed a total of 982 things, meaning 949 kubrows. And I was desecrating, meaning that as few were killed as was possible. If you don't know what 949 cuddly little kubrows looks like, well, I drew a diagram. We only got one rare kubrow mod of the 6 or so. How many adorable kubrows will perish at the end of my beat-stick prime...? ~10,000? I don't have a problem with this. Hell, the sounds they made as we beat them mercilessly were extremely satisfying. P.S. Does the phrase "Puppies in a blender" ring any bells"? Edited November 12, 2014 by Kthal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xShadowsaur Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Yup. Because it is the tenno way to mindlessly slaughter wild animals.On a more serious note, they should have higher droprates of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Churpy Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 This is the best post-U14 thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void_Vis_Vires Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 HAHAHAH! They turned us all into monsters eat your hear out PETA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSadisticDragon Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 If you can release your Kubrows into the wild, is this the fate they will be getting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noveltyhero Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Hey, out of topic, would you give me one copy of the pack leader and link health for free if you can please? :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerZeyCJ Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Wait, how'd you kill that many? Don't only a couple Kubrow spawn from one den? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letter13 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 If you don't know what 949 cuddly little kubrows looks like, well, I drew a diagram. You are a monster for making this diagram. And we're all monsters for participating in this veritable extermination of a species. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inquisitioner Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 These are feral and not part of cute white master race :c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detheroc Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/264463-de-forcing-us-to-go-mass-murdering-kubrows/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grievous40 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 It's even worse when you consider the fact that we killed our own kubrow's parents and destroyed their home all for the purpose of forcing our puppies to live in tiny, claustrophobia-inducing pressurized cabins floating in the void of space so that we can raise them to be vicious killing machines... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerZeyCJ Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 It's even worse when you consider the fact that we killed our own kubrow's parents and destroyed their home all for the purpose of forcing our puppies to live in tiny, claustrophobia-inducing pressurized cabins floating in the void of space so that we can raise them to be vicious killing machines... To be fair, they would've turned out that way anyhow. The only difference is, now they're more adorable when they tear out a Grineer's throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inquisitioner Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 It's even worse when you consider the fact that we killed our own kubrow's parents and destroyed their home all for the purpose of forcing our puppies to live in tiny, claustrophobia-inducing pressurized cabins floating in the void of space so that we can raise them to be vicious killing machines... They're eggs, they don't know better. And their parents are horrible since they suffer from hoarding symptoms by bringing everything they find to the nest. For all I know we might've saved it from being blown up by a Grineer grenade or alike being brought to the nest :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceski13 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 On a more serious note, they should have higher droprates of things. I agree. Ive been farming kubrows to get the link mods and all Ive gotten after a couple hundred kubrow is lots of pack leaders and scavenges with one fast deflection and one loyal companion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renan.Ruivo Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 (edited) You are a monster for making this diagram. And we're all monsters for participating in this veritable extermination of a species. Speak for yourself. I spent platinum on my egg and thingies.:D Edited November 12, 2014 by Letter13 dat necro tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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