FluffyBunnySlippers Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Granted, but you end up trapped in the legal database of a major international petroleum company. I wish I could meet an alien. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Granted, u Play Warframe and meet Corpus. In another world, u just waste a wish ( atleast u did have a bad ending like mostly everyone this time) I wish there was a Meme warframe Forum :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingzx20 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Granted but it's locked with only one post which is nothing but the rules of the forum I wish the government was run by the Lotus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Granted, u Play Warframe and meet Corpus. In another world, u just waste a wish ( atleast u did have a bad ending like mostly everyone this time) I wish there was a Meme warframe Forum :3 Amusing thing is that there is a meme Warframe forum - two, in fact! https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/30328-warmeme/?hl=warmeme and https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/41030-warframe-memes/?hl=warmeme I wish the government was run by the Lotus Granted, but everyone becomes paranoid of the Grineer, and Conspiracy Keanu has a field day. I wish autocorrect would work right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Granted, but you use incorrect words so much, that the Autocorrect still doesn't work anyway.I wish for an incorruptable wish that will get corrupted anyway, so instead of wishing for a good wish, i wish for a corrupted wish instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Granted, your double-corrupted wish divides itself by zero, which in turn, divides you by zero, causing you to simply cease to exist. I wish alerts used localised time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 granted, but now every aleart mission only last for 5 min I wish there was another Map than just Ice plant, Space ship, Corpus HQ And The meteor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Climaxstriker Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Granted but it's on the sun and you die instantaneously. I wish stalker had loot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix86 Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Granted but it's fixed to be 10 Rusted Ferrite that will rust all ferrite you got making it useless to crafting anything! I wish i didnt have to clean up my room this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Granted. You have to manually disarm a nuclear bomb instead. I wish I could slap the brony right out of people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffyBunnySlippers Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Granted, but the brony appears slightly to the left of that person and proceeds to kick the <bleep> out of you. I wish those who are to young to be drinking would stop getting annoyed when I tell them their I.D couldn't be less convincing if it were done in crayon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Granted, they completely lose their sh*t instead. I wish DE would bring back the downvote button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Granted, and u are they experiment account, since you are only one have the down button I wish DE make all Warframe and wepon become Prime after eating a potatoes ( this is a good idea actually, i put this here for anyone interesting to post it since im suck at English) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Granted, but all your posts get downvoted 99 times, immediately after you post. Then your forum account gets banned.I wish that I would stop making rando-SQUIRREL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Granted, Your mouth is now sewn shut. I wish rollerballs moved at double speed and could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Granted, but DE quickly removes them following a massive wave of threadjacking and 4chaning. I wish longswords were better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Granted, but the blueprints can only be bought with platinum, do not drop from alerts, and require 50 of every single rare component. Have fun farming the Hyena for all those Control Modules.I wish for this thread to ascend creation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Wish granted, but it ascended the creation of the fiat multipla. (And then the thread exploded) I wish I could speak with doors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrixEXO Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 (edited) Granted, but the doors will chomp you when you talk to them. I wish I can do a full-dive. Edited May 11, 2013 by matrixEXO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mbgunsling Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 (edited) Granted. You are now a waffle iron capable of full diving. Enjoy your fulfilled existence I wish for the person below me to not grant this wish. Edited May 12, 2013 by Mbgunsling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Not granted, but also granted at the same time, and your wish causes a temporal paradox, which according to the laws of the universe, makes your paradox consume yourself and erases you from every timeline in existence to prevent such a thing from happening.I wish for a plate of poisoned bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Granted. You die, and someone you don't really like ends up with your kidney. I wish for a bottle of Old Spice POOOOWWEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlastGoggles Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Granted, but Terry Crew's epic entrance causes your house to cave in thus killing all loved entities. I wish Steve would profess his undying love to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Granted, but it's not the Steve you're thinking of. I wish all potato alerts lasted 12 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mbgunsling Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Granted. Youre never online to get them. Wish for the person below to make up a wish to grant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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