[18+, Invite Only Ic] God Of Death And Miss Psychopath: The Dinner [Featuring: Nekros And Reniko]

[The_Sharp_Demonologist]

Come on i need an Ariel for my Ursula! And somehow that phrase sounded weird

[The_Sharp_Demonologist]

No Silly i want you on my bed!

[The_Sharp_Demonologist]

OF course! the bed thing was real too if interrested

Edited October 6, 2014 by The_Sharp_Demonologist

[The_Sharp_Demonologist]

Ah just relax and follow my lead! You do know the Lyrics of Poor Unfortunate Souls right?

[WolfmanX9]

This should be good. Make the "god of death" pleased and you might receive a reward for your effort

[The_Sharp_Demonologist]

*she places a hand on Ember's shoulder and wispers* Just relax sweetbun, you just have to do Ariel's parts. Now lets do iiiit!

 

*she clears her tongue and stands before Ember, starting the song*

 

The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself.

 

(Check here if you need a hand: http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/classicdisney/poorunfortunatesouls.htm )

Edited October 6, 2014 by The_Sharp_Demonologist

[The_Sharp_Demonologist]

My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for.
To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself.
Poor souls with no one else to turn to.

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch

 

*She walks around Ember*

 

But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
True? Yes

 

*says while leaning on Ember*

And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And here lately, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, lonely, and depressed. Pathetic *says while looking away from the Mic just enough so you can barey hear it*

Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl

*randomly pointing at people in the crowd*

 

And do I help them?

 

*Snap fingers*

 

Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"
And I help them!
Yes I do

*leaning on Ember again*

Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint

*looking up with a towel on her head with the Spotlight on her*
To those poor unfortunate souuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuls!

 

(After some cool dialog that for some reason i cant find...)

 

So Have we got a deal?

[WolfmanX9]

Nekros whisper to the other:This is actually pretty good, don't you think?

Can't wait for the final! Araneolus quietly said.

[The_Sharp_Demonologist]

But you'll have your man, heh heh. Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? Heh heh.
Oh, and there is one more thing.
We haven't discussed the subject of payment.

 

(sorry for the long wait, alot of things happening at the same time)

[The_Sharp_Demonologist]

I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle!
What I want from you is *dramatic pause* your voice.

[The_Sharp_Demonologist]

You'll have your looks, your pretty face.
And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha!

The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yes on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word
And after all dear, what is idle prattle for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man

Come on you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your voice!
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad but true
If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet
You've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
The boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate soul

Beluga sevruga
Come winds of the Caspian Sea *glowing green mist surrounds you both*
Larengix glaucitis
Et max laryngitis
La voce to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Now, sing!

[The_Sharp_Demonologist]

Keep singing!

[The_Sharp_Demonologist]

*green smoke surrounds you simulating the scene of the movie, then a bright glowing or forms near your neck and proceeds to float toward Reniko as she conceals it with her hands* hahaha HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

*the lights slowly fade away as a pair of men take you out of the stage, similar to the scene of the Movie until all light is gone and all you can see is the glowing orb and Reniko's eye until she looks at the public and says* shhhhhhh *and so they too fade away from the stage*

Edited October 13, 2014 by The_Sharp_Demonologist

[The_Sharp_Demonologist]

*she walks backstage as the public cheers, looking for her friend* Yo Ember tht was awe.... hey if you wanted to to do it you just had to ask, you didnt have to get naked here!

Edited October 14, 2014 by The_Sharp_Demonologist

[WolfmanX9]

Not bad. She even made the gothic crowd cheer, in their own way of course *Nekros searches in his inventory for the prizes for Reniko and Ember*

That was amazing! I never though it would be that good! *Araneolus said as he jumped out of joy*

[The_Sharp_Demonologist]

Oh yeah toxic blood and all that, it was all part of the show, guess i got carried away MY BAD!?

[The_Sharp_Demonologist]

Oh im sure is... somewhere. maybe someone is masturbating on it or something. Or maybe is saved with the other dresses

[WolfmanX9]

Alexandra walked up to Ember and Reniko, with two pairs of gothic looking dresses and he said, without look at Ember: "Good show you two did there on the stage. This and Mr.Nekros performance was the best one yet. You are welcome to return back to this resturant at any time *he then hands over the dresses to Reniko and Ember* take this. This is a gift from our craftsman. He wanted to give this gift as a way of saying that you two are pretty"

[WolfmanX9]

"I will tell him that. He will be disappointed, but life is hard. I hope that you did have a good evening, because I'm a very busy woman and I'm needed someplace else. Good night *waves goodbye and leaves the backstage*"

Edited October 14, 2014 by WolfmanX9

[The_Sharp_Demonologist]

HEY ALEXANDRA! *she ran toward the girl and hands over a card with a phone written on it* tell the guy to call me, i would love if he can craft some more things for me, if you know what i mean *winks as she walks back to Ember* whats wrong with you? whats so sticky?

Edited October 14, 2014 by The_Sharp_Demonologist

[The_Sharp_Demonologist]

Hey just look at those guys they probably havent seen such a hotien in years

[The_Sharp_Demonologist]

quit crying you will get cleaned up later. come on we have to go back with the gang

[The_Sharp_Demonologist]

heh i bet is all warm eh? hey i got an idea what if we look for that guy? give him a lesson and all that

[The_Sharp_Demonologist]

oh im pretty sure we will find him, hey you over there! *she calls a girl that was walking by the hallway* you know someone they call "the craftman"?

 

Oh yeah he on his workshop, just keep going through this hall then turn right you should see a door with some lights around it, thats his room

 

Thank you girl! lets go Ember!

[The_Sharp_Demonologist]

*After a few minutes wandering around you finally reach the Craftman's door* well this is it lets go *then she nocks the door down with a kick!* KNOCK KOCNK!

 

*The Craftman turns around, he seems to be working on a new dress* WHAT! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE!

Edited October 15, 2014 by The_Sharp_Demonologist