New: Tenno Caroling Contest!

[AMLewis]

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/weirdalyankovic/christmasatgroundzero.html


"Christmas on Europa"

It's Christmas on Europa
There's Corpus in the air
The Lotus is singing and the Tenno are all pinging
While the Liset sirens blare

It's Christmas on Europa
The Infested have been sent
The red veil just let us know
That this is not a test

Everywhere the recources are dropping
It's the end of this Tenno team
No more time for last minute modding
It's time to face your final destiny

Well, it's Christmas on Europa
There's panic with Vor in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we stop his spree
Underneath the nekros shroud

[siren]

You might hear a stalker on your rooftop
Or the G3 on your windowsill
But if Zanuka"s climbing down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill

Oh, it's Christmas on Europa
And if the infection level's okay
I'll go out with you and see the all new
Mutations on New Year's Day

It's Christmas on Europa
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover with my tenno lover
Within the clan dojo

It's Christmas on Europa
Now the grineer are on their way
What a crazy fluke they are gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
What a crazy fluke they are gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday

[Accario]

Im flying to Dojo for Christmas  (Slovak/english language)

 

 

(SK)

Letím do Doja na vianoce,

nemôžem sa dočkať keď dnes znova nad leadrom vyhrám,

Letím na mars zabiť Vora,

Oh, ako dlho to je od vtedy čo som stretol Alada V?

Letím do Doja pochváliť sa vecami zo Stalkera.

Chvíľu to potrvá, na venuši anarchia vypukla.

Ale ja budem tu,

spievať si pesničku,

ako mi čas ubieha,

na mojej ceste do Doja.

 

Zaberie to nejaký čas, pás asteroidov je tu zas.

Ale ja prídem do Doja

 

Oh, zasa ma nepriateľ do cely zatvára.

ale čoskoro ma priatelia zachránia.

a ja opäť vstúpim do Doja.

 

A tak si tu spievam pre teba,

V cele nech mi čas ubieha,

Keď sa von dostanem,

Do svojej lodi opäť nasadnem,

Letím do svojho Doja.

S miliónom spomienok na úlohy od iných.

 

(En) 

 

Im flying to Dojo for Christmas,

I cant wait today, im gonna win against my leader again
Im flying to Mars, to take down Vor
Oh, how long it is since i met Alada V?
 

Im flying to Dojo, to show loot from Stalker.

It will take a while, on Venus is Anarchy again.

But ill be here, Singing song
As time pass for me, on my way to Dojo.

It will take a while, there is asteroids rain again.

But ill come to Dojo

 

Oh, again enemy captured me,
But soon my friends will set me free,

And i will be on my way, to Dojo.

So i sing for myself,
In prison so time pass for me,
When ill be free,
And i went back to my ship
i will fly to my Dojo for Christmas.
With thousand tasks from others.
 

[HisGrace]

This tune was made to the "frosty the snowman" song:

You can see where this is gonna go.... XD

"frosty the warframe"

*ahem*

Frosty, the warframe, was a jolly happy soul,

With his boltor prime and pet kubrow, though his liset just got towed :/

Oh, frosty, the warframe, is a fairy tale they say, cause he makes sweet globes and at times he throws, the games for you and me xD

There must have been some platinum in that account of his that day, cause he's now a prime and looks so fine, but he tends to slide around xD

Oh frosty, the warframe, you're the best in a T4 D, with the globes you make giving the whole team space, and getting us to wave 50 :)

I hope it wasn't too bad, for a first post xD enjoy :)

[---Merchant---]

Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum  

A new born King of the galaxy  to see, pa rum pum pum pum 

Our finest crafting materials we bring, pa rum pum pum pum 

To lay before the King, pa rum pum pum pum, 
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

So to honor Him, pa rum pum pum pum, 
When we come. 

Little creature pa rum pum pum pum 
I am a poor alien too, pa rum pum pum pum 
I have no materials to bring, pa rum pum pum pum 
That's fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum, 
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, 

Shall I grind for you , pa rum pum pum pum, 
On my low-end pc? 

Mary nodded, pa rum pum pum pum 
The ox and lamb kept time, pa rum pum pum pum 
I played my boss fight for Him, pa rum pum pum pum 
I played my best for Him, pa rum pum pum pum, 
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, 

Then He smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum 
Me and my bad Modules ...

http://www.carols.org.uk/little_drummer_boy.htm

[hYperRisuna]

Frostie Baby

 

Frostie baby, slip dread, despair, & hate into - my hands

Been an awful good Mag
Frostie baby
So hurry down my liset tonight~

Frostie baby, hima liset skin for me, too – light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Frostie baby
And hurry down my liset tonight~

Think of all the time I’ve played
Think of all the weapons I haven't made
Next year I could be just as good
If you'd check off my codex list

 

Frostie baby, take away RNG finally - for me

I’ve been farming all year

Frostie baby

And hurry down my liset tonight~
 

Frostie honey, the one thing that’ll bring me a grin - to win

The thousand platinum
Frostie honey
So hurry down my liset tonight~

So hurry down my liset tonight~
(Waiting!)
Hurry tonight~
Hurry down my liset tonight~

[BrazilianJoe]

Happy Xmas (War Is Over) - John Lennon 

 

 

Hekky Clonemass (Regor is Over)” - Vay Hek and Tyl Regor Duet

 

So tell me Tyl Regor,

Just what have you cloned?

Another vat open

A new batch has begun!

 

So I tell you Counselor,

So many I have cloned

The fair and the crooked one

Will kill Tenno Skoom!

 

A veritable clonemass

Of loaded Grineer

All ready for combat

Without any fear

 

So show me Tyl Regor (war on Viver)

How do you warmonge (if you dare it)

Your light and heavy units (war on Viver)

On the weak and the strong (if you dare it)

So I show you Counselor (war on Viver)

I’ll bash and I’l smite (if you dare it)

I’ll crush and I’ll cripple (war on Viver)

Infested allright (if you dare it)

 

A veritable clonemass

Of loaded Grineer

All ready for combat

Without any fear

 

So show me Tyl Regor (war on Valefor)

If your bullet sponge (if you dare it)

Will not get all frozen (war on Valefor)

On Europa’s cold (if you dare it)

So I show you Counselor (war on Valefor)

In the face of your spiite (if you dare it)

I’ll smash and I’ll crumble (war on Valefor)

The Corpus with might (if you dare it)

 

A veritable clonemass

Of loaded Grineer

All ready for combat

Without any fear

 

War on Sechura, we will do it

Crush Tenno with delight!

Edited December 8, 2014 by BrazilianJoe

[(PSN)ExodyuM_85]

A new day in a ice planet tile set

 

A music from http://www.metrolyrics.com/a-marshmallow-world-lyrics-brenda-lee.html

 

It’s a ice planet tile set in the winter,

When the Corpus comes to cover the ship,

It’s the time for play, in a new update day,

I wait for Archwing all year round.

 

Those are Ospreys clouds being friendly,

In the arms of the Alad V,

And the sun is red like in Phobos planet,

It’s shining so your Moustache won’t freeze.

 

The world is your snowball, words from the Frost,

That’s how it goes, whenever cryo pods are.

The world is your snowball just till Wave 15,

To get the reward and Escape.

 

It’s a carriage kubrow’s,

bringing all the nine,

Taking a walk in the void,

With the Limbo in the night.

[Sunshine_159]

To The Tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen http://www.carols.org.uk/god_rest_ye_merry_gentlemen.htm

 

 

The Birth of Santa Tenno

 

Now rests the strong and noble Tenno

Asleep in frozen beds

And know the Lotus Dressed in plum

Will wake you up one day

To join in with our blessed friends

In council they will say

O Tidings of Tenno Honor

Tenno Honor

O Tidings of Tenno Honor

 

Through Origin and the Void

A captain will hunt

And pluck them from their Slumber

Before it’s christmas morn

to which the Lotus to her friends

Did send out on their way

Please save me that noble Tenno

Noble Tenno

Please save me that Noble Tenno

 

And Stand and Fight her warriors did

to fend off Captain Vor

and Bring you here before us now

With strength upon your blade

Now lay down and rest once more

Until it’s Christmas day

Tomorrow will be a Day of Joy

Day Of Joy

Tomorrow will be a Day of Joy

 

And on that Night a soft Snow fell

to dust upon the ground

And for the sleeping tenno

A prize in his ship

for on the night of Christmas eve’s

when wonders do the trick

Rest now Tomorrow you’ll wake

Tomorrow you’ll wake

Rest Now Tomorrow you’ll wake

 

When the tenno Next awoke

the sun was shining Bright

He went down to the hull

and found it in the light

A small animal

Dressed up with a bow

He had been Given a Friend

Given a Friend

He had been Given a Friend

 

So then that Tenno

With Kubrow at his side

Flew to the venus hub

and had something to say

Thank you Thank you

For it is Christmas day

Thank to all of my kind

all of my kind

Thanks to all of my kind

 

From that special Christmas day

and er’ year since

a Tenno dressed in blazing red

With white ball on his head

Shoots around the Galaxy

Bringing gifts to us all

O Tidings of Comfort and Joy

Comfort and Joy

O Tidings of Comfort and Joy

[(PSN)ClueBottle87]

Kubrow ride

(original song name: Sleigh ride)

 

 

 

 

Just hear those kubrow bells jingle-ing

Ring ting tingle-ing too//

Come on, it's lovely mission

to play together with you

 

in the void the vor is waiting for you

 "Tenn-oo"//

Come on, it's lovely mission

to play together with you

 

Giddy-yap giddy-yap giddy-yap

let's go

Let's go to the void//

We are trying to find the// vor

 

Giddy-yap giddy-yap giddy-yep it's gold//

to get some mods

We're killing corrupted enemies//

in the kingdom of vor

 

Our warframes are ready//

 and so are the kubrows//

in the chirstmas colours we go and find the vor

 

Let's go through that teleport before its collapses// 

Come on, it's  lovely mission

to play together with you

 

There's the teleporting grineer we are//

looking for

This'll be the perfect ending of a perfect day

We'll be shooting the weak spot nonstop

without missing a shot

and then we watch Vor going Pop!

Pop! Pop! Pop!

 

Its a happy feeling when we get// rid of that

and then we go get the// loot from that

this was awesome teamwork by// ember prime and ash

These wonderful things are the things

We remember all through our lives

[IvanM7]

Original tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQYa2epnTdo

Dashing through the maps
Every single day
Jumping over gaps
Killing all the way
With mighty guns we shoot
Making corpus die
Oh what fun it is to loot
With all these awesome guys

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Jingle all the way

So many frames to choose
None of them are lame
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Jingle all the way
Warframe truly is
Such an awesome game

A day or two before
I thought I'd face the boss
And soon captain Vor
Was beaten by my frost
He wasn't very swift
Misfortune seemed his lot
He got into a vortex rift
And I killed him with one shot

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to have
All these stuff to claim
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Jingle all the way
Warframe truly is
Such an awesome game.


Hope you like it :)

 

[Zilve]

"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"

 

 

 

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe
Every mission you go
Take a look in the five-and-ten,
Glistening once again
With candy Scythe's and other melee's aglow.

 

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe
Your inventory will grow.
But the prettiest sight to see
Is the Fast space that will be
Out your own Liset`s front Window.

 

A pair of Ankyros fists and a Wyrm prime that assists
Is the wish of Ash and Limbo
Kubrows that will fight, but won`t join on flight
Is the hope of mag and Rhino
And boys and girls will trade there stuff in the hope of quid pro quo.

 

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe
Every mission you go
There's a tree in the Grand clan hall,
Hope that it doesn't fall
Maybe i should pin it down with a paris bow.

 

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe
Soon the Missions will start
And the thing that will make your lvl higher,
Is the gun that you will fire
Right within your enemy's heart.

 

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe
Your inventory will grow
But the prettiest sight to see
Is the Fast space that will be
Out your own Liset`s front Window

Edited December 8, 2014 by Zilve

[DarkPrime67]

 

 

Rudolph The Red Nose Kubrow

 

 

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
you know Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do you recall?
The most famous kubrow of all?

 

Rudolph the Red-Nosed kubrow
Has a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows.
All of the other kubrow's
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any kubrow games

 

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
frost came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

 

Then all the kubrow's loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nose kubrow
You'll go down in history!

 

Rudolph the Red-Nosed kubrow
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows,
And all of the other kubrow's
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any kubrow games,

 

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
frost came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Wont you guide my sleigh tonight?

 

Then how the kubrow's loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the Red-Nosed kubrow,
You'll go down in history!

 

[Siyo]

Original Tune - Santa Claus is Coming to Town -

 

Stalker Claus is Coming to Town-

You better load up,
And Keep a close eye
Don't use that forma,
I'm telling you why;
Stalker Claus is coming to town.

He's out for your blood,
on behalf of some boss
Gonna find out Who killed Lephantis.
Stalker Claus is coming to town.

He sees you when you're farming,
He knows if you're afk.
He knows if you've been farming bosses,
So load up for goodness sake!

O! You better load up!
And Keep a close eye.
Better not solo,
I'm telling you why:
Stalker Claus is coming to town,
Stalker Claus is coming to town.

 

Parody By: Siyo (Aka: Me.)

(Editted cause forgot link)

Edited December 8, 2014 by Siyo

[95FaNyS95]

                                                                  Stalker Claus Is Coming To Galaxy WarFrame

                                                          

 

                                                                                    Stalker's coming tenno!
                                                                        Stalker's coming to galaxy WarFrame
                                                                                   (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
                                                                         Stalker Claus claus is coming to you
                                                                                       You better watch out
                                                                                         You better not cry
                                                                                           Better not pout
                                                                                         I'm telling you why
                                                                            Stalker Claus claus is coming to you
                                                                           Stalker's coming to galaxy WarFrame

                                                                                          He's making a list
                                                                                      He's checking it twice;
                                                                                        He's gonna find out
                                                                                      Who's naughty or nice
                                                                               Stalker Claus is coming to town
                                                                                    Stalker's coming to town

                                                                             He sees you when you're sleeping
                                                                                 He knows when you're awake
                                                                         He knows when you've been bad or good
                                                                               So be good for goodness sake!

                                                                                       You better watch out!
                                                                                          You better not cry
                                                                                         You better not pout
                                                                                          I'm telling you why
                                                                             Stalker Claus claus is coming to you
                                                                            Stalker's coming to Galaxy WarFrame
                                                                            Stalker's coming to Galaxy WarFrame

                                                                                        You better watch out!
                                                                                          You better not cry
                                                                                         You better not pout
                                                                                          I'm telling you why
                                                                              Stalker Claus claus is coming to you
                                                                             Stalker's coming to galaxy WarFrame

                                                                                          He's making a list
                                                                                        And checking it twice;
                                                                                         He's gonna find out
                                                                                      Who's naughty and nice
                                                                              Stalker Claus claus is coming to you

                                                                                He sees you when you're sleeping
                                                                                    He knows when you're awake
                                                                           He knows when you've been bad or good
                                                                                   So be good for goodness sake!

                                                                                        You better watch out!
                                                                                           You better not cry
                                                                                          You better not pout
                                                                                           I'm telling you why
                                                                           Stalker Claus claus is coming to you
                                                                           Stalker's coming to galaxy WarFrame

                                                                                 "So it's that time of the year
                                                                           When you let all your problems go
                                                                                    And you know, it's just..."

                                                                             Shake it, shake it, egg´s kubrow!
                                                                             Shake it, shake it, egg´s kubrow!
                                                                                                   Ooooh...
                                                                             Shake it, shake it, egg´s kubrow!
                                                                             Shake it, shake it, egg´s kubrow!
                                                                                                   Ooooh...

                                                                         He sees you when you're on a mission
                                                                            He knows when you're in the Void
                                                          He knows that when you were in the mission or in the Void
                                                                              so be good for goodness sake!

                                                                                     You better watch out!
                                                                                        You better not cry
                                                                                       You better not pout
                                                                                        I'm telling you why
                                                                             Stalker Claus is coming to town
                                                                                  Stalker's coming to town

                                                                                       He's making a list
                                                                                    And checking it twice;
                                                                                     He's gonna find out
                                                                                  Who's naughty and nice
                                                                   Stalker Claus is coming to Galaxy WarFrame
                                                                   Stalker Claus is coming to Galaxy WarFrame
                                                                              Stalker Claus is coming to you

                                                                              Stalker Claus is coming to you
                                                                              Stalker Claus is coming to you
                                                                              Stalker Claus is coming to you
                                                                       Stalker's coming to Galaxy WarFrame

                                                                              Stalker Claus is coming to you
                                                                              Stalker Claus is coming to you
                                                                              Stalker Claus is coming to you

                                                                       Stalker's coming to Galaxy WarFrame
 
                                                                              Stalker Claus is coming to you
                                                                              Stalker Claus is coming to you
                                                                              Stalker Claus is coming to you
                                                                                   (Ho!, Ho!, Ho!, Ho!)

 

Parody By. 95FaNyS95

Edited December 8, 2014 by 95FaNyS95

[zoboso]

To I have a little Dreidel

 

I have a little weapon,

I made it out of parts

and when it is finished baking

oh, warframe I will play

 

Chorus helmet:

Oh-weapon, weapon, weapon

I made it out of parts

and when it is finished baking,

oh, warframe I will play,

 

it has a lovely body

with damage so ridiculous and unbalanced.

and when my weapon's tired

my enemy dies and then I win

 

helmet

 

My weapon's always playful

it loves to slay and kill

A happy game of Warframe!

Come on now lets begin!

 

helmet

source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/h/hanukkahsongslyrics/dreideldreideldreidellyrics.html

[Articleron]

Original Song: http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/silent_night.html

 

Tenno Fight

 

Tenno fight, The Grineer blight

All is gone, all is white

Round yon Tenno, brother and prime

Holy Kubrow, lender and wild

Sleep in cryosleep peace,

Sleep in cryosleep peace.

Tenno fight, The Grineer blight

Son of Orokin, technology’s pure light

Radiant beams from thy void

With the dawn of redeeming weapons,

Tenno, lord of thy blade.

Tenno, lord of thy blade.

Tenno fight, The Grineer blight

Sentients once quaked at the sight

Glories stream from void above

Fearfully, Sentients sing cries of pain.

Tenno, the Savior, is born

[(PSN)OnyxCrimsonBlur]

Here We Go a Stalkering (Here We Come a Wassailing)

 

Here we go a Stalkering

Along the voided plane

Here we go a Stalkering

Tenno to reclaim

Come with Dread

Come with Hate

And I'll stick them

Through your brain

 

And may Despair bring you to your death

And may Despair bring you to your death...

 

http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/c/christmas_songs/here_we_come_a_wassailing_the_wassail_song.html?utm_expid=7079856-15.L1s8dZa5S0ygQAzChc-L7Q.0&utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F

[noblekent]

To the tune of Silent Night

example:

 

The Lotus' Wish

 

Silent night, Peaceful night

Enemies slain, all are dead

Corpus, Grineer, and Infested

Felled with Tenno gun and blade

Now balance has been restored,

Finally  Lotus can rest

 

 

 

 

[SHIR0B0N]

this should be easy enough.

 

Jingle Bells

Banshee smells,

Zephyr laid an egg!

 

The Liset ship, lost its wing

and Alad V got away,

 

HEY!

Edited December 8, 2014 by SHIR0B0N

[caskindragon]

Here is my little go at it that I have been thinking about over the past few days, I basically took a look at each of the verses and tried to make sure the verse that I wrote related somewhat to that verse (even if it was half a line) and related to Warframe. Enjoy :)

Original Tune: 

Deck Liset (Warframe version of Deck the Halls)

 

Deck Liset with Lights and Holly

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Ride upon a Corpus Osprey

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

Don yourselves with Syandana

Fa la la, la la la, la la la

Sharpen well your much used Skana

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

See the Infested before us

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Light your Ember, burn the Crawlers

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

Desecrate them without measure

Fa la la, la la la, la la la

Help us gather lots of Treasure

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

Quickly now the Invasion passes

Fa la la la la, la la la la

This one offers Mutagen Masses

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

Survival we play for more Cores

Fa la la, la la la, la la la

Headless of the Mutalist Spores

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

[crivers]

Based Last Christmas http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/wham/lastchristmas.html

[Chorus 2x]

Last update

I forma'd my gun

But the very next build, a prime had appeared

This Year

To Save me from tears

I'll give it to something special

 

Once potatoed, twice forma'd

I keep my distance

But you still catch my eye.

Tell me, braton,

Do you recognize me?

Well,

It's been a year,

It doesn't surprise me

 

Merry Christmas

 

I colored it and equipped it

With a whole set of mods

I ranked with

Now I know what a fool I've been.

But if you primed me now

I know you'd fool me again.

 

[Chorus 2x]

 

A crowded armory,

Weapons with rusted lines.

I'm hiding from you

And your corpus ties.

My god I thought you were something to rely on.

Me? I guess I was a holster to burden on.

 

A texture on a surface with a golden structure

A gun under cover but your design tore me apart

Now I've found a real gun, you'll never be used again.

 

 

A texture on a surface with a golden structure

A gun under cover but your design tore me apart

Maybe next year I'll give it to something

I'll give it to something special.

 

Special...

Something...

[(XBOX)ShakingShark433]

Petit papa Noel

Quand tu descendra du ciel

Avec des jouets par milliers

N'oublie pas mon petit soulier

Mais avant de partir

Il faudra bien te couvrir

Dehors il fait beaucoup trop froid

N'oublie pas d'emporter ton butin

Mais avant de partir

Il faudra appeler Rudolf

Pour qui aille bouffer un comedien.

Joyeux Noel, Merry Christmas et une bonne annee and a Happy New Year.

:)(:

HoHoHo

[(PSN)IkariWarrior83]

Wow, 23 pages of Tenno Carols! I wish I had the time to read them all!  I will be posting mine soon enough :)

[Immrspy]

These entries are looking fantastic!

Edited December 8, 2014 by Immrspy

[Dragon1472]

Vor Got Gunned Down by A Tenno

(original song: http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/grandma.html)

 

 

Vor got gunned down by a Tenno

Walking home from a cryopod on Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as justice

But as for me and the Lotus, we believe

 

He'd been killing too many new Tenno

And they'd asked him just to stop

But he said that the Twin Queen's demanded it

So he knocked down the barrier to the Void

 

When they found him it was Christmas mornin'

At the scene of the attack

There were Shock marks on his forehead

And incriminatin' arrows upon his back

 

Vor got gunned down by a Tenno

Walking home from a cryopod on Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as justice

But as for me and the Lotus, we believe