New: Tenno Caroling Contest!

[DE_Adam]

 

As we huddle around the Dojo fireplace, sipping warm Greedy Milk, we start to feel a little festive spirit rising! This joyous month isn’t befitting without some tunes to wake up our Solar System in celebration. Dust off the old caroling books and swap it for a Warframe melody!

 

How to enter:

Rewrite a classic holiday carol/song and post it in this thread for judging. 

 

Need an example?

Dashing through the snow

In a one-Kubrow open sleigh

O’er the Corpus Outpost we go

Headshooting all the way

http://www.jingle-bells-lyrics.com/

 

Rules:

One submission per user.

Original song must be related to the holiday season. 

The entire song doesn’t need to be rewritten. You can pick parts of the song (chorus, hook, intro, etc) to rewrite.

Please also include a link to the original holiday song.

Rewritten lyrics must be Warframe related and appropriate for the Forums.

Rewritten lyrics can be in your native language. 

Do NOT reserve posts in this thread.

 

Prizes:

Winners will be selected based on creativity and ability to stay within the festive theme.

Top 3 winners will win 1000 Platinum each, AND have their tune sung by your Prime Time hosts!

 

This contest starts December 5th until December 11th at 1 PM EST!

 

Let’s get in the festive mood, Tenno!

[DJ_Redwire]

[size=5]Do You Hear What I Hear?[/size]

Original tune: 

 

 

Said the deep void to the little kubrow,

Do you see what I see?

Way out into space, little kubrow,

Do you see what I see?

Archwings, archwings, dancing through the night,

With thrusters as bright as Smite

With thrusters as bright as Smite 

 

Said the little kubrow to the Tenno boy,

Do hear what I hear?

Ringing through the system, Tenno boy,

Do hear what I hear?

A voice, a voice, from your inbox message,

Your actions have consequences

Your actions have consequences

 

Said the Tenno boy to mighty Lotus,

Do you know what I know?

In your Relay sector, mighty Lotus,

Do you know what I know?

Vay Hek, Vay Hek, cowers in the jungle,

If we attack now he’s sure to crumble

If we attack now he’s sure to crumble

 

Said the Lotus to the Tenno everywhere,

Listen to what I say,

Seek the balance, Tenno everywhere!

Listen to what I say,

A target, a target, intel from our scouts,

You’ve located Hek, now take him out

You’ve located Hek, now take him out

[Somedude1000]

This will be extremely interesting to watch :D

[SwiftPotato12]

Ooooh. I just might have to try this one.

[SilverBones]

A TENNO CHRISTMAS SONG (Roasted Vor-Nuts)

To the music of A Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting)

 

Infested roasting in an Ignis fire
Kubrows tearing at their nose
Hateful Beeps being sung by a Moa
And Vor under Yuikami’s toes

Everybody knows an Edgelord and that Hippy Chick
Help to screw your stealth run up.
Infested flesh with their eyes all aglow
Are massing ahead to beat you up.

They know the Stalker is on his way
He's loaded lots hate and dread ammo to slay
And every TENNO SKOOM is gonna try
To get that little, stinkin’ SOB to die.

And so I'm offering this simple trade
To mastery ranks over two;
Although it's been said many times, many wayyyyyysss
It’s the Grineer! Hop to!

[-FrostByte-]

ima love this one

[Climaxstriker]

http://www.metrolyrics.com/12-days-of-christmas-lyrics-christmas-song.html

 

12 days of Tenno Christmas 

 

On the 12th day of christmas Lotus gave to me:

 

12 packs of void keys

11 augment mods

10 event emblems

9 stance mods

8 arcane helmets

7 prime weapons

6 bags of forma

5 potatoes

4 Lotus kubrows

3 stalker weapons

2 prime warframes

and a gallon of greedy milk!!!

Edited December 5, 2014 by Climaxstriker

[DJ_Redwire]

A TENNO CHRISTMAS SONG (Roasted Vor-Nuts)

-snip-

 

This right here is epic^

[Zareek]

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer:

 

You know Banshee  and Ember and Limbo and hydroid, mesa and Lotus and Kickbot and Skree the tall!

But do you recall the most  awesome annoying Ash player of them all...?

 

Zareek the red helmed Ash frame, had a very shiney nose!
And if you ever saw, you would even say it glows!

 

All of the other Ash frames, used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Zareek, join any of the invite-only games!

 

Then one foggy infested event, his split personality came to
say: Zareek with your nose so bright won't you guide
Red Veil tonight!?

 

Then how Zareek loved them, as they shouted out with glee.
Zareek the red helmed Ash frame, you will go down in the locust tree, south china sea, hemophilia b, history!

 

 

- Happy music-

 

Merry christmas everyone! Have fun with the event!

Edited December 5, 2014 by Zareek

[Noxramus]

The 12 Days of Warframe.

Original Song:

On the 1st day of Warframe, Vay Hek gave to me:

Hydroid in my foundry.

On the 2nd day of Warframe, Alad V gave to me:

2 Harvesters,

And Hydroid in my foundry

On the 3rd day of Warframe, the Grustrag gave to me:

3 Brakk parts,

2 Harvesters,

And Hydroid in my foundry,

On the 4th day of Warframe, Ordis gave to me:

4 freaking migraines,

3 Brakk parts,

2 Harvesters,

And Hydroid in my foundry.

On the 5th day of Warframe, Stalker gave to me:

5 Hate bluepriiiiiiints!

4 freaking migraines,

3 Brakk parts,

2 Harvesters,

And Hydroid in my foundry.

On the 6th day of Warframe, Lephantis gave to me:

6 Nekros helmets,

5 Hate bluepriiiiiiints!

4 freaking migraines,

3 Brakk parts,

2 Harvesters,

And Hydroid in my foundry.

On the 7th day of Warframe, DE gave to me:

7 Wraith weapons,

6 Nekros helmets,

5 Hate bluepriiiiiiints!

4 freaking migraines,

3 Brakk parts,

2 Harvesters,

And Hydroid in my foundry.

On the 8th day of Warframe, Cephalon gave to me:

8 Synoid Gammacors,

7 Wraith weapons,

6 Nekros helmet,

5 Hate bluepriiiiiiints!

4 freaking migraines,

3 Brakk parts,

2 Harvesters,

And Hydroid in my foundry.

On the 9th day of Warframe, Hayden Tenno gave to me:

9 Proto-Excaliburs,

8 Synoid Gammacors,

7 Wraith weapons,

6 Nekros helmets,

5 Hate bluepriiiiiiints!

4 freaking migraines,

3 Brakk parts,

2 Harvesters,

And Hydroid in my foundry.

On the 10th day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me:

10 awesome quests,

9 Proto-Excaliburs,

8 Synoid Gammacors,

7 Wraith weapons,

6 Nekros helmets,

5 Hate bluepriiiiiiints!

4 freaking migraines,

3 Brakk parts,

2 Harvesters,

And Hydroid in my foundry.

On the 11th day of Warframe, Vor gave to me:

11 Janus keys,

10 awesome quests,

9 Proto-Excaliburs,

8 Synoid Gammacors,

7 Wraith weapons,

6 Nekros helmets,

5 Hate bluepriiiiiiints!

4 freaking migraines,

3 Brakk parts,

2 Harvesters,

And Hydroid in my foundry.

On the 12th day of Warframe, the Tenno gave to me:

12 Hours of grinding,

11 Janus keys,

10 awesome quests,

9 Proto-Excaliburs,

8 Synoid Gammacors,

7 Wraith weapons,

6 Nekros helmets,

5 Hate bluepriiiiiiints!

4 freaking migraines,

3 Brakk parts,

2 Harvesters,

And Hydroid in my foundry.

[MithrilDragon]

Stalker Claus is Coming For You

to the tune of: Santa Claus is Coming to Town

 

You better watch out

Prepare to cry

There is no doubt

You're gonna die

Stalker Claus is coming for you

 

You've made his list

He marked you twice

Sent you a letter 

Now pay the price

Stalker Claus is coming for you

 

He saw you beat up Alad

And when you defeated Vor

He follows every move you make 

To assassinate some more.

 

O! you better watch out

Prepare to cry

There is no doubt

You're gonna die

Stalker Claus is coming for you

[Tailsx]

Sliding through the snow

While the Corpus are away

Down the hills we go

While our kubrows roll and play

Alarms start to sound

Corpus are inbound

What fun it’ll be to slash and play

The Slaying Drums tonight!

 

Jingle bells

Vay Hek smells

My Kubrow laid an egg

Lieutenant Kril hammered my shield

And I shot his pack away

 

Jingle bells

Vay Hek smells

My Kubrow laid an egg

Lieutenant Kril hammered my shield

And I shot his pack away

Hey!

 

http://www.jingle-bells-lyrics.com/

[Archistopheles]

Tune:

Singer: Red Veil Leader

Slashing through my foes,

On a one man strike to slay,

O'er the sol we go,

Burning all away,

The ears on Grineer ring,

Fire makes our spirits bright,

Our duty is to fly and bring

A slaying song to light.

Chorus:

The Red Veil,

The Red Veil,

Burn them all away,

Oh what fun it is to fly

On a one man strike to slay

(Repeat Chorus)

[noveltyhero]

Deck the halls: 

 

Deck the halls with Corpus helmets, Fa la la la la la la la la

 

Cause the void won't drop you prime parts, Fa la la la la la la la la

 

So forget the new prime weapons, Fa la la la la la la la la

And just grind in Archwing game mode, Fa la la la la la la la la

 

Don't forget to visit Salad, Fa la la la la la la la la

For he may give you new Mesa, Fa la la la la la la la la

 

Hope RNG will be jolly, Fa la la la la la la la la

Cause you ran out of coffee, Fa la la la la la la la la

 

Now go back to farming XP, Fa la la la la la la la la

Cause the syndicates need standing, Fa la la la la la la la la

Edited December 5, 2014 by noveltyhero

[Tatsukko]

The twelve farms of warframe:

 

On the first day warframe RNG had awarded me some plastids and a void key.

 

On the second day of warframe RNG had awarded me 2neural sensors plastids and a void key.

 

On the third of warframe RNG had awarded me 3neuordes 2neural sensors plastids and a void key.

 

On the fourth day of warframe RNG had awarded me 4raw potatos 3neurodes 2neural sensors plastids and a void key

 

On the fith day of warframe RNG awarded me FIVE BRAKK BARRELS..... 4raw potatos 3neurodes 2neural sensors plastids and a void key

 

On the sixth day of warframe RNG awarded me 6rollers rolling FIVE BRAKK BARRELS.....4raw potatos 3neurodes 2neural sensors plastids and a void key

 

On the seventh day of warframe RNG awarded me 7chargers charging 6rollers rolling FIVE BRAKK BARRELS.....4raw potatos 3neurodes 2neural sensors plastids and a void key

 

On the eigth day of warframe RNG awarded me 8slash procs procing 7chargers charging 6rollers rolling FIVE BRAKK BARRELS 4raw potatos 3neurodes 2neural sensors plastids and a void key

 

On the nineth day of warframe RNG awarded me 9moas stomping 8slash procs procing 7chargers charging 6rollers rolling FIVE BRAKK BARRELS 4raw potatos 3neurodes 2neural sensors plastids and a void key

 

On the tenth day of warframe RNG awarded me 10leapers leaping 9moas stomping 8slash procs procing 7chargers charging 6rollers rolling FIVE BRAKK BARRELS 4raw potatos 3neurodes 2neural sensors plastids and a void key

 

On the eleventh day of warframe RNG awarded me 11crew man heads popping 10leapers leaping 9moas stomping 8slash proc prsocing 7chargers charging 6rollers rolling FIVE BRAKK BARRELS..4raw potatos 3neurodes 2neural sensors plastids and a void key

 

On the twelveth day of warframe RNG awarded me 12detron bps dropping 11 crew man heads popping 10leapers leaping 9moas stomping 8slash procs procing 7chargers charging 6rollers rolling FIVE BRAKK BARELLS.....4raw potatos 3neurodes 2neural sensors plastids and a void key

[GhostSwordsman]

On the 4th day of Warframe, Ordis gave to me:

4 freaking migraines,

I laughed too hard at this one. XD

 

Also, you ended up with a lot of hydroid's by the end didn't you?

[(PSN)MakoPriest]

http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/herecomes.html

 

Here comes stalker

 

Here comes Stalker, here comes Stalker, 

Right down Stalker's lane

Hate and despair and all his kubrows

Pullin' on the reins

Bells are ringin', tenno's singin'

All are ready for the fight

Check that your marked and say your prayers

'Cause the Stalker comes tonight! 

 

Here comes Stalker, here comes stalker, 

Right down Stalker's lane

He's got a bag that's filled with slash dash mods

For all the bad tenno's again

See those lights flicker , 

Oh what a beautiful sight

So jump on a crate and shoot your guns

'Cause the Stalker comes tonight! 

 

Here comes Stalker, here comes Stalker, 

Right down Stalker's lane

He doesn't care if you're rich or poor

He will try to defeat you just the same

Stalker knows we're all marked tenno

he will try to assassinate us tonight

So fill your hearts with loot drop cheer

'Cause the stalker comes tonight! 

 

Here comes Stalker, here comes Stalker, 

Right down Stalker's lane

He'll come around when the time is right

That it's new warframe time again

Peace on the liset will come to all

If we just win this fight

So lets give thanks to the lord rngesus above

That Stalker comes tonight!

 

 

 

Shame a stalker song has already been posted along with a deck the hall which was my back up one .

[DJ_Vauban]

Jingle bells:

 

Dashing through the void
In an Archwing open sleigh
O'er the traps we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on Tesla's ring
Making Corrupted bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A Booben song tonight!

Tesla coils, Tesla coils,
Tesla all the way.
Oh! what fun it is to bounce
In an Archwing open sleigh.
Tesla coils, Tesla coils,
Tesla all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to bounce
In an Archwing open sleigh.

 

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon, Miss Lotus Bright
Was seated by my side,
The Archwing was lean and lank
Bu-ugs seemed it's lot
It got into a laser trap
And then we got upsot.

(Chorus)

 

A day or two ago,
The story I must tell
I went out on Venus,
And on my back I fell;
A Frame was flying by
In an Archwing open sleigh,
He laughed as there I sprawling lie,
But quickly flew away.

(Chorus)
 

Now the ground is (hol)low'd
Go it while you're young,
Take the girls tonight
and sing this Booben song;
Just get the Hype thrusters
Two forty as their speed
Hitch them to an Archwing sleigh
And clem! you'll take the lead.

Tesla coils, Tesla coils,
Tesla all the way.
Oh! what fun it is to bounce
In an Archwing open sleigh.
Tesla coils, Tesla coils,
Tesla all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to bounce
In an Archwing open sleigh.

Edited December 5, 2014 by DJ_Vauban

[MINDL3SSVIOLNC3]

DECK THE WARFRAME HALLS

 

Deck the halls with lots of mirrors

Fa la la la la, la la la la

 

Pull your enemies much nearer

Fa la la la la, la la la la

 

Don we now our best syandana

Fa la la la la, la la la la

 

Launch, like a million, Skana

Fa la la la la, la la la la

 

 

Original "Deck the Halls" Lyrics: http://www.carols.org.uk/deck_the_halls.htm

Edited December 5, 2014 by MINDL3SSVIOLNC3

[[DE]Julie]

These are AWESOME!!! :D

[Yezzik]

[Lo, She Comes With Patch Notes Bringing]

Lo! She comes with patch notes bringing

Once for hated exploits slain

Thousand thousand tenno singing

'board the glorious hype train

"It's the Lotus! It's the Lotus! It's the Lotus!"

She appears to us in-game

All of chat shall now behold Red

Puns of dread depravity

Those who screencapped all and posted

Upvotes flowing constantly

Content playing, content playing, content playing

Given unto us for free

Every tileset, frame, and kubrow

Weap'ns and mods, be buffed away

All who fear nerfs must, enraged go

Scream their outrage night and day

Cry on Reddit! Cry on Reddit! Cry on Reddit!

Cry on Reddit! Cry away!

Now balancing, long desired

Shall in powers changed appear

Damage mods, by devs retired

Now shall turn to Cores and gear

"It's about time! It's about time! It's about time!"

See the work of Scott appear!

Answer calls of accounts damaged

Hasten, Meg, and ease their fears!

The new content quickly ravaged

Tenno eager for new gear

"So much grinding! So much grinding! So much grinding!"

Forums flooded with their tears!

The dear people in the Fan Zone

Singing, drawing, writing too

Cause of endless inspiration

To those whom their work they view

'cross the world, 'cross the world, 'cross the world

Gaze we on that artwork new

Come, DE! Let all support Thee

By purchasing Platinum

Sheldon, bring the hate upon ye

For all those Tower 4 runs

Not R-N-G! Not R-N-G! Not R-N-G!

The Void Trader must soon come!

---

[typh00n007]

(to the tune of "It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas" Link:

)

It's Beginning to look a lot like Warframe
Everywhere you look.
Take a look at this Scythe
As it's flying through your eye.
With Diff'rent skins and diff'rent frames galore.

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe
Shoot and then reload.
The Corpus and Grineer, Infested and the Void
All diiiiee at your feet.

A very large Galatine
and a Moa that will sing
is the wish of everyone here.
Not many bugs and some pretty cool hubs
is the hope of everyone here.
And the Stalker just wants for you to screw up again.

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe
And there is no snow.
There's a tree in the Clan Dojo
Lights on the ship for show.
The kind that really brings the Christmas cheer.

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe
Through the galaxy.
And the thing that makes it cringe
Is your sanity on the fringe
Of breaking quickly.

[(PSN)MakoPriest]

After re reading  the rules perhaps i should have used the deck the halls one it was considerably more festive.

[Jin_Kazama]

You better watch out
You should really cry
Cause without a doubt
Your going to die

StalkerClaus is coming.. to town

Hes making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna find out
Whos frame should suffice

Cause StalkerClaus is coming... to town...

He finds you when your farming
He knows if your unranked
He'll wait till your at breaking point
Before you know it you've been flanked!

You better watch out
You should really cry
Cause without a doubt
Your going to die

StalkerClaus is coming.. to town



http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/elf/santaclausiscomingtotown.htm

Edited December 5, 2014 by Jin_Kazama

[effiiy]

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas 

I'm dreaming of a Prime Christmas

Just like the ones I used to know

Where the rare loot glisten

And tenno listen

To the Lotus in the snow

 

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas

With every mod card that I fuse

May your missions be merry and bright

And may all

Your Christmases be prime

 

I'm dreaming of a prime Christmas

Just like the ones I used to know

Where the rare loot glisten

And tenno listen

To the Lotus in the snow

 

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas

With every mod card that I fuse

May your missions be merry and bright

And may all your Christmases

May all your Christmases

May all your Christmases

May all your Christmases be prime

Edited December 5, 2014 by effiiy