yuikami Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 I am the bad host. Please forgive me for the lag we are having. We are players from Thailand, Please give us better internet connection... We are players from SEA, Please create SEA region [lol] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinghouse_51 Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 this made my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostWolf Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 I am Frostwolf, Please stop infected the board with your insanity. No! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PureBeurre Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 I am yuikami. Please look at all my wonderful art work. I am yuikamis' unicorn frame. Please love me..... with all your violence. I am the viewer of the unicorn frame. NOOO AHHH WHY YUIKAMI MY EYES. (yet still continues to look) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yuikami Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 (edited) I am Unicorn Frame, Please be prepared, PureBeurre, I'm coming for you. I am Unicorn Frame, Please be my master, PureBeurre. Edited May 12, 2013 by yuikami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 I am the Glaive. No, I have never killed any Australian Wildlife, I swear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MechNexus Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 I am Wyatt. Please get that unicorn away from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG3000 Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 (edited) I am Bo. I am a fashion statement. Edited May 12, 2013 by GTG3000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PureBeurre Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 I am the fire mod. Please BURN BABY BURN. I am the electricity mod. Please don't dip me in water. I am the freeze mod. Please let me turn the temerature down for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PureBeurre Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 I am the whip weapon update. Please back away from me Unicorn fame I am not afraid to use this. *Unicorn frame makes happy muffled sound* I am the lazer door. Please stop running into me unicorn frame. I am the Powerfist Greneer. Wow thanks for finally letting me hit someone Unicorn frame. *muffled whinney* I am the Unicorn frame. Making PureBeurre wound every post I go to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG3000 Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 (edited) I am boltor. Please pull out my bolts from Unicorn frame, they just aren't his colour. I am shockwave moa. Please stop hugging me, Unicorn frame. I am Trinity. I promice this is the last time I heal you, Unicorn frame. I am GTG3000. I'm as bored as all the 2999 previous revisions. Edited May 12, 2013 by GTG3000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[DE]Skree Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Haha! Too much funny in this thread :) "I am the map. Please stop falling into my holes." classic lmao also the Jackal with the sore leg lmao 8-) -- "I am the Grineer Female Gunner. Please don't call me Heavy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PureBeurre Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 I am page 4. OH MAI GOSH I made it past page 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yuikami Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 I am Yuikami, Please!! I'm dying here, AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PureBeurre Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 I am talking about myself alot in this thread. Please don't think of me as conceited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG3000 Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 I'm surrounded by i... interesting and inspirational people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yuikami Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 I am talking about myself alot in this thread. Please don't think of me as conceited. PFFf Don't worray! :D Moreeeeeeeeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PureBeurre Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Life and times of the I am the new player: Please watch me discover the majic of being able to duck up and down very quickly Please tell me that you have to push t to chat in game Please tell me how to get a Braton Vandal Please tell me what to spend platinum on Please boost me to this planet Please believe my lies when I tell you I am pro enough for Pluto Please tell me what BP means Please tell me how to use mods Please PureBeurre join me so I can pass this level I am the veteran. Please help new players out they are hopeless without us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EclecticDragon Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I am banshee. Please listen to the song of my people *que wub wub* I am Fragor. Please use me when you just need a hammer instead of a scalpel. Iam the Gorgon. Please use me when you need a proverbial Hammer instead of an actual hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PureBeurre Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 We are the Greneer. Please stop using us as nails for Fragor. We are the Corpus. Please don't taze me bro. We are the Infected. Please AHHH BURNING AHHHH I am the NON EXISTANT stalker. Sorry there is no comment to go here. The presented party does not exist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athros Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 (edited) I am a new player. Please tell me why is everybody seems to be in denial of that dark, scary looking warframe that has just kill me so easily, then just poofed away??? I am the said warframe. Please, do not believe in my existence. I'm just your halucination, and completely exist only in your head. And by the way, have you met my brother? Hi handsome. Seriously yuikami, you made me cracked when that one showed up... Edited May 13, 2013 by Athros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gadgez Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I am the dev team. Please tell us what this Stalker is of which you speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yuikami Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I am a new player. Please tell me why is everybody seems to be in denial of that dark, scary looking warframe that has just kill me so easily, then just poofed away??? I am the said warframe. Please, do not believe in my existence. I'm just your halucination, and completely exist only in your head. And by the way, have you met my brother? Hi handsome. Seriously yuikami, you made me cracked when that one showed up... AHAHAHA!!!!! XDDDDDDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I am Volt. Please, STOP STARING AT MY CROTCH DAMMIT! I am Rhino. Please stop calling me fat. I am Mag. PULL TROLOLOLOLO! I am a thread. Please post in me. I am Ambulas. Please stop making fun of my martial arts. I am Chuck Norris. Please stop saying X is better than me. I am The Stig. Please recognize that I'm better than Chuck Norris in every way. I am the Joker. Please set the world on fire. I am the control panel. Please stop breaking the damn glass. I am the BF2142 menu theme. Please weep at the amount of emotion in me. Also, don't f**k up my sequel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athros Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I am the reinforced glass. Please don't brea--- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I am [supposedly] a cheater. Please let me ask you to restore my account in forum, while I'm guessing what would made me got banned in the first place. I am the Glaive. Please be stay still while I-FWUP-FWUP-FWUP-FWUP-FWUP-FWUP-- I am the Thunderbolt mod. Please use me when you are already a veteran with a buffed up muscle. Preferably from Vietnam. And with a PTSD too. I am the Retribution mod. Please use me when your privacy zone got invaded. I am the Handspring mod. Please don't use me too often like your coffee, even if both of us do the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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