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I am yuikami. Please look at all my wonderful art work.

 

I am yuikamis' unicorn frame. Please love me..... with all your violence.

 

I am the viewer of the unicorn frame. NOOO AHHH WHY YUIKAMI MY EYES. (yet still continues to look)

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I am the whip weapon update. Please back away from me Unicorn fame I am not afraid to use this. *Unicorn frame makes happy muffled sound*

 

I am the lazer door. Please stop running into me unicorn frame.

 

I am the Powerfist Greneer. Wow thanks for finally letting me hit someone Unicorn frame. *muffled whinney*

 

I am the Unicorn frame. Making PureBeurre wound every post I go to.

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I am boltor. Please pull out my bolts from Unicorn frame, they just aren't his colour.

 

I am shockwave moa. Please stop hugging me, Unicorn frame.

 

I am Trinity. I promice this is the last time I heal you, Unicorn frame.

 

I am GTG3000. I'm as bored as all the 2999 previous revisions.

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Haha! Too much funny in this thread :)

"I am the map. Please stop falling into my holes." classic lmao

also the Jackal with the sore leg lmao 8-)

 

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"I am the Grineer Female Gunner. Please don't call me Heavy!"

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Life and times of the I am the new player:

 

Please watch me discover the majic of being able to duck up and down very quickly

 

Please tell me that you have to push t to chat in game

 

Please tell me how to get a Braton Vandal

 

Please tell me what to spend platinum on

 

Please boost me to this planet

 

Please believe my lies when I tell you I am pro enough for Pluto

 

Please tell me what BP means

 

Please tell me how to use mods

 

Please PureBeurre join me so I can pass this level

 

I am the veteran. Please help new players out they are hopeless without us.

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We are the Greneer. Please stop using us as nails for Fragor.

 

We are the Corpus. Please don't taze me bro.

 

We are the Infected. Please AHHH BURNING AHHHH

 

I am the NON EXISTANT stalker. Sorry there is no comment to go here. The presented party does not exist

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I am a new player. Please tell me why is everybody seems to be in denial of that dark, scary looking warframe that has just kill me so easily, then just poofed away???

 

Stalker-1.jpg I am the said warframe. Please, do not believe in my existence.

 

I'm just your halucination, and completely exist only in your head.

And by the way, have you met my brother?

 

 

talk2_zpseb37d023.jpgHi handsome.

 

 

 

Seriously yuikami, you made me cracked when that one showed up...

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I am a new player. Please tell me why is everybody seems to be in denial of that dark, scary looking warframe that has just kill me so easily, then just poofed away???

 

Stalker-1.jpg I am the said warframe. Please, do not believe in my existence.

 

I'm just your halucination, and completely exist only in your head.

And by the way, have you met my brother?

 

 

talk2_zpseb37d023.jpgHi handsome.

 

 

 

Seriously yuikami, you made me cracked when that one showed up...

AHAHAHA!!!!! XDDDDDDD

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I am Volt. Please, STOP STARING AT MY CROTCH DAMMIT!

 

I am Rhino. Please stop calling me fat.

 

I am Mag. PULL TROLOLOLOLO!

 

I am a thread. Please post in me.

 

I am Ambulas. Please stop making fun of my martial arts.

 

I am Chuck Norris. Please stop saying X is better than me.

 

I am The Stig. Please recognize that I'm better than Chuck Norris in every way.

 

I am the Joker. Please set the world on fire.

 

I am the control panel. Please stop breaking the damn glass.

 

 

I am the BF2142 menu theme. Please weep at the amount of emotion in me. Also, don't f**k up my sequel.

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I am the reinforced glass. Please don't brea--- - - - - - - -  -  -  -  -   -   -   -   -

 

I am [supposedly] a cheater. Please let me ask you to restore my account in forum, while I'm guessing what would made me got banned in the first place.

 

I am the Glaive. Please be stay still while I-FWUP-FWUP-FWUP-FWUP-FWUP-FWUP--

 

I am the Thunderbolt mod. Please use me when you are already a veteran with a buffed up muscle. Preferably from Vietnam. And with a PTSD too.

 

I am the Retribution mod. Please use me when your privacy zone got invaded.

 

I am the Handspring mod. Please don't use me too often like your coffee, even if both of us do the same.

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