Transmorphic_Wyvern Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 immortalized, Derf Anyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzatuw Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 REVIVE, the thread's hear rate is low. Clear. It must go on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorche Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 REVIVE, the thread's hear rate is low. Clear. It must go on The perfect picture for this statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntharesProcyon Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Sorry for contributing to the necro, but... This would be freakin' amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transmorphic_Wyvern Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Sorry for contributing to the necro, but... This would be freakin' amazing. Why be sorry? We NEED Derf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X3Evanescence Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Necro post. Derf will descend upon this world and wreak havoc... After Faceplanting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJunior Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Necro post. Derf will descend upon this world and wreak havoc... After Faceplanting. And a glorious faceplant that will be indeed, When that day comes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiraShado Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Bringing this back to the top.WE NEED A DERF ANYO. DE MAKE THIS REAL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ensignvidiot Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Hey derf, you need to pop in the thread and let everyone know. ARE YOU PRODMAN? Because i can totally see you forgetting to bring your Skana-brand Skana to an invasion once you heard you get to show the Tenno your moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Child Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 (edited) It seems more like Derf is factionless while the Prodman is a Corpus badass. Derf may have corpus roots and want to be a tenno, but right now he is factionless. Edited March 21, 2014 by Drunken_Child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spysweeper242 Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Who the hell is Derf's mother? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ensignvidiot Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Who the hell is Derf's mother? lol ...the corpus grow by capture and indoctrination. All are born from Profit, to turn around and help nuture and create Profit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spysweeper242 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Wait....So your saying.....that Derf's Mother is credits?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transmorphic_Wyvern Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Wait....So your saying.....that Derf's Mother is credits?! I'd say it's secretly Lotus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFCfilmz Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 There's one bad thing about this...If its a special alert like @Quhetzal said, people wouldnt be able to take it serously because they would be laughing their @$$es off when he spawned i know i would if derf anyo spawned and said "i like swords" xD amazing idea DE has to look at this and implement it +1 for you mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)korm-2_0 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 This is brilliant. Everything in game is excessively gritty and serious. we need some comic relief and we need some sort of proof that every faction in the game isn't just some mindless fascist regime bent on conquering everything solely for the sake of conquering with no civilians or free living individuals, just new tools for their government to use as they see fit. Seriously DE. the storyline is wrist slitting levels of depressing once you think about it. Add this. This ^ Some quotethoughttanking by me. Feel shame at the amount of references I tried to squeeze out. Intros: 'TENNO! Ooo! Ooo! Can I has your autograph!?!' 'My name is Derf Anyo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.' 'SNAKE!!! Do you like my... wait. Aw crap! Wrong fanfic!' 'Awesome! Tenno are here! Hey, what ya doing? Can I come along? Huh? Huh? ...Wait. Why are you looking at me like that?' (If a Rhino is present) 'Rhinos. RHINOS. Our enemies hide in metal boxframes! The cowards, the fools! We... We should take away their metal boxframes...' Battle Quotes: 'I like swords.' 'Man, all my friends were telling me you guys were just something that people told to kids to make them scared!' 'Do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?' 'I wonder if your helmets could be made from styrofoam...' 'Yay, it's fighty time! Fighty time! Fighty time!' Clumsy Slashdash 'HACK SLASH HACK SLASH HACK SLASH! Ha! And they say fighting is hard!' 'That's it! FIGHTER-DOKEN!!!' 'I'll catch ya this time! TENNO AWAY!!!' 'Stop running! LEEROOOOOOOOOY-!!!' Ash's Teleport 'Telehpoart Mareho!' 'BAMF! Cool, ain't it?' 'Don't ya wish you could pull THIS off?!? Wait, ya can? Aw hell...' 'Pleasedontbackfirepleasedontbackfirepleasedontbackfire...' Retreat 'A momentary setback! I will return to haunt you again!' 'Wow, I wonder if the Stalker ever feels like this...' 'If you strike me down, I will become more powerful then before! ...Ow. Asprin...' 'OW OW OW I YIELD UNCLE! UNCLE!!!' 'It's not a retreat! It's a tactical withdrawal!' 'FINE! I YIELD! TAKE YOUR BLUEPRINT AND GET OUT OF HERE!' 'I-I promised I wouldn't cry... *sniff*' Also this & Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spysweeper242 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 (edited) Ive scanned this thread enough, and I get this: Edit:Man look at the Corpus warsuit it has scars and everythin' lol Edited March 23, 2014 by spysweeper242 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRihy Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 very, very big + for wannabe tenno :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeduSalem Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 So LukeAura and me joked around and we have come to the conclusion Derf Anyo should have another ability... He uses Divebomb without Tailwind and falls flat on his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukovalian Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 (edited) Little bit off topic but Arch nemesis of derf anyo: tylus ruk A failure created from the DNA tyl regor and general sargas ruk. Now hiding on the outskirts of the grineer empire she seeks to prove herself to her "fathers" by killing the tenno and derf anyo Edited March 24, 2014 by ukovalian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spysweeper242 Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 ^ Had an idea like that called tyler regor, but a bit more comical [Of course lol] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derf_Anyo Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Hey derf, you need to pop in the thread and let everyone know. ARE YOU PRODMAN? Because i can totally see you forgetting to bring your Skana-brand Skana to an invasion once you heard you get to show the Tenno your moves. Sorry, Tenno. Been too busy cosplaying. Anyway, I'm not the Prodman. John is Prodman. I already got the exclusive collectible figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Child Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 So LukeAura and me joked around and we have come to the conclusion Derf Anyo should have another ability... He uses Divebomb without Tailwind and falls flat on his face. Hahaha, yes, yes, yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spysweeper242 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Now I want a prodman figure :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaboomonme Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Bumping for April 1st. Maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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