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Obvious choices are obvious:

Sargus Ruk vs. Alad V.
Alad V. Vs. Frohd Bek.
Frohd Bek vs. Darvo.
Darvo vs. Baro'Ki Teer.

Alad V. Vs. Mutalist Alad V.
Vey Hek vs. Lotus.
Tyl Regor vs. Everyone.
Zanuka vs. Jackal vs. Raptor.
Vor vs. ... You know, I have no idea.
Vor vs. Corrupted Vor.
Butcher vs. Flameblade.
Bombard vs. Napalm.
Moa vs. Anyone.

We're not doing Syndicates, right? I mean, that's too easy (and doesn't all make sense).


And why is it that all the element users are the opposite gender from Avatar the Last Airbender?

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I be up in Themisto with my M-A-G

 

Fighting through Corpus as far as the eye can see

 

yo dawg yeah I be kicking your dog I raise my hand an all your homies drop dead

 

Gimme yo creds so I can keep my kubrow fed

 

Alad V, standing in his own pee

 

and Alad V falls again to the M-A-G!

 

yo yo yo yeah yo yo homie g dawg yeah yolo. yeah 420 blazin kush yo yo

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I be up in Themisto with my M-A-G

 

Fighting through Corpus as far as the eye can see

 

yo dawg yeah I be kicking your dog I raise my hand an all your homies drop dead

 

Gimme yo creds so I can keep my kubrow fed

 

Alad V, standing in his own pee

 

and Alad V falls again to the M-A-G!

 

yo yo yo yeah yo yo homie g dawg yeah yolo. yeah 420 blazin kush yo yo

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DJ Booben here, I'm the Vauban master race,

My Phrases are so hot, it's as if I'm that Ember race,

Master race, that's what they call me, Slownova got nothing on me,

When I show up, you know what's up, shoving Nikanas up our enemies Butt.

 

I'm the Nikanas master, going melee only all the time,

While you play MLG with that stupid Soma prime,

Just look at the stats at the end of the mission,

and guess who's got the most kills of the session.

 

It's me, not you, but me, beating your @$$ since mastery three,

 

You may have bought the prime access but you are lacking the skill.

Now watch me as I Cut off your Warframes grill...

 

 

 

God that was awful <w<

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DJ Booben here, I'm the Vauban master race,

My Phrases are so hot, it's as if I'm that Ember race,

Master race, that's what they call me, Slownova got nothing on me,

When I show up, you know what's up, shoving Nikanas up our enemies Butt.

 

I'm the Nikanas master, going melee only all the time,

While you play MLG with that stupid Soma prime,

Just look at the stats at the end of the mission,

and guess who's got the most kills of the session.

 

It's me, not you, but me, beating your @$$ since mastery three,

 

You may have bought the prime access but you are lacking the skill.

Now watch me as I Cut off your Warframes grill...

 

 

 

God that was awful <w<

 

Yet, enjoyable to a degree hahahaha. Nice one.

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