Doom_Bunny Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 "Wake up, Tenno." "Combat formation bravo!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 In the same vein as my first line here: "Your actions have consequences!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexlars Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 This topic went from "Worst Lotus phrases to hear in bed" to "Coincidentally dirty Lotus phrases whether they'd be bad to hear in bed or not." But I'm not complaining. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaar Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 The internet in a nutshell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)batman200087 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Precisely ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IANOBW Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 "The bomb is almost armed. You just have to hold out a little bit longer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom_Bunny Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 "The operative has just made their first discovery." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dummifighter Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 You sneaky... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFIRE Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Dafire approves this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 "Your target is the system's mainframe. Deliver the payload." "Keep moving. The power source is deep within the outpost." Hahaha xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ognj Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Can you just imagine though You're about to be with Lotus, you finally take off her mask to reveal her face and- OH GOD IT'S VAY HEK EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE AND I'M DYING Put the paper bag on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volume Posted April 2, 2015 Author Share Posted April 2, 2015 (edited) I cannot stop laughing. Literally I posted this and went to bed and it's the first time I'm checking it now. This really took off more than I expected to, and went in a totally different (and better) direction than I intended. I love you guys. "deliver the payload" and "deep inside the base" are probably my favorite "good" ones to hear :) "There's the target, you know what to do" is great too. "Change of plans, Tenno." "Well, this just got interesting" I pray that Rebecca never finds this thread rofl. Also the "I'm in, Tenno" was a nice flip around. Lotus with a strap-on? :3 :3 :3 I hope these lines of dialog are used in the next "fanart" if you know what I mean /e: "Prepare for life support" ;) Edited April 2, 2015 by Volume Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragonofAmber Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 If you want dirty just look at Lick Leekter's lines. "I want to play with these ones" "Tenno, your Warframe looks so... slippery." "Wait 'til you see what comes next!" "Did you know, this is my favourite part?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Institute-Marksman Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 I pray that Rebecca never finds this thread rofl. I think that's already too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XUNBROKENSPIRITx Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 I lol'd this made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faustias Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 (edited) "Im in Tenno, this will take a moment." sounds horrible if you're a guy that doesn't prefer another male as partner. WHY ARE ALL HER LINE SSO DIRTY? it never was dirty. blame OP and his immature friend. Edited April 2, 2015 by faustias Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faustias Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 (edited) -doub post- Edited April 2, 2015 by faustias Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4MostlyHarmless2 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 how did I not see this thread I'm dying of laughter wtf Tutorial: "Vor is coming for you."Void Sabotage: "The first generator is fully powered, now activate the other one."Sabotage: "That's the reactor, expose it's core and destroy it."Sabotage: "Target found. Destroy it." Spy: "Alarms! You need to extract the data." Sabotage: "This research could have unimaginable repercussions. Be on your guard."Mobile Defense: "Get me in, and get ready to defend."Deception: "Upload completed. Nice work. Get to extraction." "Chroma? It can't be...." This thread is terrible for my reputation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canibusprime Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 "You have 30 seconds left, extraction might be your best option" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space-PETA Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 "Extraction is ready, will you stay or go?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Nom Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 More dirty lines, but from Ven'kra Tel."Coming through that portal was a big mistake, Tenno.""What have you done to her?!"(To be fair, you can find dirty references in just about anything if you look hard enough.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XUNBROKENSPIRITx Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 you look hard enough. That's what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deshiel Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Warframe will never be the same for me... EVER XD But it was worth it. Thank you OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaiux Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Obviously none of you ever saw a certain blog...but that's probably for the better. I don't even remember where to find it anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 "Show me you are capable of fighting on multiple fronts." "Tenno, what of your endurance? Can you survive this onslaught?" "Upload completed. Nice Work." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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