Meticia-Veritius Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 "Stay away from the fire" *looks around for fire, the hell?* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General_Nuisance Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 +1 to OP for the next few weeks playing warframe and giggling #winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arunafeltz Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 What have you done to me and my playing experience. I think I'll have to mute Lotus from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)batman200087 Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Giggity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spr1ggs Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Can we please raise this post from the dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 "Tenno, are you abandoning this battle? Return to your objective or I will have Ordis extract you." NO. Ordis NO. Also, "That should keep you going for a while". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Can we please raise this post from the dead? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n00b_m0m0 Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 How isn't this locked yet commence bumping uglies. midway through cuffs and all that other "kinky" stuff are introduced. after a while, it dawns upon you that all four of your limbs have been cuffed. "Tenno,there's been a change of plans". you lay there helpless and watch as she reaches under the bed and pulls out <insert ridiculously large and painful object, most likely adhered to a strap>. there is no forgiveness for what I've done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 there is no forgiveness for what I've done No, there isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LtSprinkulz Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 (edited) IT'S THE GRINEER. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That or "something's wrong, there's a heavy unit approaching" If you catch my drift....eww... Edited May 5, 2015 by LtSprinkulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elannor Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 "I am the Lotus. I will guide you, but we must hurry. --- I see the cryosleep has taken your memory. It does not matter. You are Tenno. I will prepare you." There is no way this line isnt kinky. NO WAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spr1ggs Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Thank you guys :') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth-chan Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I know I'm late to the party but... "The pumps have started, defend the controls. The Grineer must not stop the flooding." or "Flooding complete. Proceed to the lower levels." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I don't get it, all I read are sex jokes..... Oh. ahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *thud* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evanescent Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I know I'm late to the party but... "The pumps have started, defend the controls. The Grineer must not stop the flooding." or "Flooding complete. Proceed to the lower levels." I died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[DE]Grzegorz Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)RIOTx420 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Hahaa awesome ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesir Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 "Heavy infestation ahead. Get ready." I hope she doesn't mean that infestation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 "Wake up, Tenno." only one that made me laugh out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elannor Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 In the light of the new Natah quest and in favor for everyone who wanted this thread revived: ""A focused blast could release the magma flows beneath" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Oh, this thread is back. Here's two from the Natah quest: The bomb is armed. I am pulling you out. Now I am the mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evanescent Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 O god it's alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero.No.Hikari Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I feel any line said in Valley Girl lotus voice would be bad when she says them in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altey Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 "Your Warframe is a weapon. Prove you have mastered it's power." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 "Clem." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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