-HAKUNA-YOUR-TATAS- Posted May 14, 2013 Author Share Posted May 14, 2013 (edited) Dear RNG God... I thank you for working in mysterious ways. Another evening on the Warfarm, tending the fields of Xini for eight rounds of 20 waves, bearing nothing but hellfires and streamlines. You surprise me once again at Wave 5 when I least expect it with the ever elusive Banshee Helmet. Pray to the RNG God and all that is needed for good game will be yours. Edited May 14, 2013 by sushidubya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicocat Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 (edited) Dear RNG, What the F*** do you have against Flow? I mean really, you drop me a barrel diffusion on Xini but you can't spot me a Flow on the dozens of Grineer mobile defense missions I've been doing? Screw you, I'm praying to RNS [random-number Satan] instead. Edited May 14, 2013 by Nicocat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranial_Enigma Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Dear RNG Gods May I please have the Frost System blueprint? I have ran Exta 100 times now and I need something other then 15 helmets and 12 chassis that you have blessed me with. The 1.5k alloy plat has been nice too. Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyctoos Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Please, RNG God's, bless me with thine divine grace and fortune. For I seek not one, but two items. The Aurora Frost Helmet and a Blue Potato! Hear my prayer! But, srsly is this game really RNG? I hope it's not. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie9001 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Dear RNG God... can i have more alloy plates? im so Dam mad about Thunderbolt mod... I try and really Do i Try to get that mod =_=.... i just get only Banshee stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFace Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Hmm, everyone wants the same stuff, I am downloading this...correction WAS downloading this game, good luck all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgest Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 After hours, nay days, of farming for a Focus mod, I looked up to DE and said, “RNG, the hour has come. Glorify your Tenno so he can give glory back to you. For you have given him ability over Tenno. RNG gives eternal chance to each one you have given RNG. And this is the way to have lucky drops—to know RNG, the only true D20, and DE, the Tenno you sent to the sol system. I brought glory to you here by completing the work you gave me to do. Now, RNG, bring me into the glory we shared before the world began.“I have revealed a Chance for a Focus mod from the ones you gave me from this world. They were always yours. You gave them to me, and they have kept your word. Now they know that everything I have is a chance from you, for I have passed on to them the message you gave me. They accepted it and know that I came from you, and they believe you sent me."“My prayer is not for the world, but for my sanity, because it belongs to you. All chances for rare mods belong to you, and you have given them to me, so they bring me glory. Now I am departing from the world; they are staying in this world, but I am coming to you. RNG, you have given me your name;now provide me a Focus mod by the power of your name so that they will be united just as we are. During my time here, I protected the Tenno by the power of the name you gave me.I farmed them so that not one was lost, except the one headed for Lag, as DE foretold."“Now I am coming to you, RNG. I told them many things while I was with them in this world so they would be filled with Luck. I have given them your word. And the world hates them because they do not belong to the world, just as I do not belong to the world. I’m not asking you to hand out rare mods like candy, but to save my sanity from delirium. It does not belong to this world any more than I do. Make them Lucky by your truth; teach them your word, which is truth. Just as you sent me into the world, I am sending them into the world. And I give myself as a Tenno sacrifice for them so they can be made Tenno by your truth."“I am praying not only for these Tenno but also for all who will ever believe in a Focus mod ever dropping. I pray that they will all be one, just as you and I are one—as you are in me, RNG, and I am in you. And may they be in us so that the world will believe you sent me."“I have given them the Luck you gave me, so they may be one as we are one. I am in them and you are in me. May they experience such perfect unity that the world will know that you sent me and that you love them as much as you love me. RNG, I want a Focus mod you have given me to be with me where I am. Then they can see all the glory you gave me because you loved me even before the world began!"“O RNG, the world doesn’t know you, but I do; and these Tenno know you sent me. I have revealed you to them, and I will continue to do so. Then your luck for a Focus mod will be complete and all Tenno shall see thee as True." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baysick Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Dear RNG, Me and my good friend has been farming Xini for the last 5days. I started with 2000Mods, Now I have 4200Mods and still no thunderbolt. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baysick Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Hmm, everyone wants the same stuff, I am downloading this...correction WAS downloading this game, good luck all. If you don't download this game, don't post on here wanting attention. Just leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanTheNewbie Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Oh great and mighty RNG god... All I ask for is a split chamber for my little baby sentinel. Not too big of a request, but I understand if it is asking too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanation Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I'll Like a Multi Shot. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisguidedGT Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Dear RNG, What the F*** do you have against Flow? I mean really, you drop me a barrel diffusion on Xini but you can't spot me a Flow on the dozens of Grineer mobile defense missions I've been doing? Screw you, I'm praying to RNS [random-number Satan] instead. I upgraded from Hunter earlier today. In the very next mission: 1) I hit rank 30 with a weapon for the first time (MkI Braton) 2) got the neurode drop I had been farming so I can make Boltor to replace said Braton 3) Flow mod dropped Clearly, the answer is to upgrade your founder package ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBread Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 (edited) O RNG God,Heavenly Host of Randomness,Bastion of Killing Sprees,We ask this of Thee:Grant us nimble fingers and agile minds,Precision keystrokes and perfect Latron shots,And may you bless us alwaysIn our quests for Cryopods.Grant us low ping and perfect connection,High performance and divine protectionFrom Shock MOAs and Toxic Ancients,Those evils born of Stalker's breath.Grant us silver tongues and razor wit,And buff our patience just a bit,For even in the post-game lobbyThe battle rages on.Grant us serenity in the grim and pale,Even when our teammates fail;When headshots and killing spreesAre naught but a fleeting dream.In any game of any modeBuff us with thy glory.Grant us plus one to all attributesAs we pwn in thine holy name. Edited May 14, 2013 by iBread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inquisitioner Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Fools! You may have provoked the Random Number Goddess' wrath with your pitiful prostrating. The Lady Luck is a fickle one and will surely no longer smile upon us for mistaking her gender! Sorry. This may be my most random tiny rant ever. "Sooner or later it was going to catch up with you. You'd find that Lady Luck was really a hooker, and you were fresh out of cash." - Max Payne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehJumpingJawa Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 No need to pray to Nuffle.... all we need to do is *crack the RNG generator. *guess the algorithm, and use brute force to find the seed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubickG Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Dear rngthank you for your goodness and for the 2 orokin catalyst Bps in a row. If you can help me taking some more serration mods I will be happier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodCookGook Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Well hey all...sorry to reign on your parade but... I'm an atheist and I haven't missed a single Potato alert, Glaive BP, have all weapons and warframes. You mad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argoms Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 (edited) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler's_fallacy Edited May 14, 2013 by Argoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nethershadows Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Well hey all...sorry to reign on your parade but... I'm an atheist and I haven't missed a single Potato alert, Glaive BP, have all weapons and warframes. You mad? Nope. Because so what if your atheist? I don't believe in the government...but they're still there... Just as the RNG god is here..loving you..hating you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fauxhb Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 i think sushi's prayers helped and now we get 3 potatoes in six hours :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodCookGook Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Nope. Because so what if your atheist? I don't believe in the government...but they're still there... Just as the RNG god is here..loving you..hating you.. I guess you do provide a compelling argument! I have converted! I hereby devote myself to the Gods of the RNG. Thank you for the double potato, I will now be able to feed my family of Brats (Bratons, see what I did thaar). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-HAKUNA-YOUR-TATAS- Posted May 14, 2013 Author Share Posted May 14, 2013 (edited) Yes!!! Fellow Tenno brothers and sisters! The RNG God has answered our prayers, while he/she may not have granted us the mighty thunderbolts, we've been given many potatoes to double our strength in battle! The fields of Warframe are fertile and ready for farming. Keep up the good fight my bretheren! Have faith and pray to the RNG God; all that is needed for good game will be provided. Edited May 14, 2013 by sushidubya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gekker Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Lord of lords, Gods of gods. I call your name, My neutra god! I came here with a humble request. Please, my neutral god, Make me stay at my PC At times of needs. The time I need is the time of times, The time, my neutral RNG God! The time you choose to bless us With your generous rewards. My neutral RNG God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pizzapie Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 THERE IS NO RNG GOD! I'm a Tennotheist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christheimp Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 THERE IS NO RNG GOD! I'm a Tennotheist That gives me the deadspace vibe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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