The_Stalker Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Lately the Assassins known as Zanuka, G3 and Stalker haven't been fond of me really. Haven't seen em in a while compared to other people and is it cause my booty? Does it smell? Does it taste bad? Like cmon Salad V send your Zanuka! I've had this mark for who knows how long! And STALKER ALL I WANT IS YO DAYUM HATE! And G3! Well G3 can go kill themselves they're just meh...But ya does my booty stank or does RNGesus just wanna be mean to me and idk if this is a sign but I had a dream I was doing a tower mission as ash and well Stalker came but mid taunt I woke up cause my friend called me -.- I've had 2 Stalker dreams so far...am I the next booty licker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arKRazor Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 I... huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spr1ggs Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyxCrab Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 wtf am I reading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acos Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Try formaing all of your things and waiting around in slightly-too-high-for-you missions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Instant classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-HAKUNA-YOUR-TATAS- Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 wtf am I reading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Stalker Posted June 8, 2015 Author Share Posted June 8, 2015 wtf am I reading.You are reading why my booty stinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arKRazor Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Despite their name the assassins probably aren't too picky about that part of your anatomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4MostlyHarmless2 Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Despite their name the assassins probably aren't too picky about that part of your anatomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlox Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Behold! Air Freshener accesory for Ordis in the market at 75p... Soon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)GoggleHead1 Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 I think you may be onto something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harloq Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Sounds like you have using the fungus girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Maybe you should try wioing then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarozian Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Lately the Assassins known as Zanuka, G3 and Stalker haven't been fond of me really. Haven't seen em in a while compared to other people and is it cause my booty? Does it smell? Does it taste bad? Like cmon Salad V send your Zanuka! I've had this mark for who knows how long! And STALKER ALL I WANT IS YO DAYUM HATE! And G3! Well G3 can go kill themselves they're just meh...But ya does my booty stank or does RNGesus just wanna be mean to me and idk if this is a sign but I had a dream I was doing a tower mission as ash and well Stalker came but mid taunt I woke up cause my friend called me -.- I've had 2 Stalker dreams so far...am I the next booty licker? Are you a Saryn? o -o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzatuw Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 (edited) I got Stalker to spawn yesterday. Molten Impact... Yay. Edited June 8, 2015 by izzatuw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Mazda_07_ Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 O.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArkNeither Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Do you constantly play with like... all rank 30 equipment? I've never been able to confirm this (I guess part of the reason is I haven't actually gone looking this up), but I think the Stalker is way more likely to come after you when you have low ranking equipment. A teammate confirmed to me this is true, but then again it's only 1 other person, so I'm not sure. But it definitely feels like the Stalker comes after me only when I'm weak, equipment-wise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Stalker Posted June 8, 2015 Author Share Posted June 8, 2015 Do you constantly play with like... all rank 30 equipment? I've never been able to confirm this (I guess part of the reason is I haven't actually gone looking this up), but I think the Stalker is way more likely to come after you when you have low ranking equipment. A teammate confirmed to me this is true, but then again it's only 1 other person, so I'm not sure. But it definitely feels like the Stalker comes after me only when I'm weak, equipment-wise. Honestly as I'm getting closer and closer to ranking all my weps to max yes I am kinda forced to play with rank 30 eqp but even then it's possible for him to come after me, one time I was doing some tower missions for fun lvl 30 ash, dread, forgot the other weps I was using but they were lvl 30 and well he came, (sex joke not intended) and then like a week later or so I was farming for nyx p with my RNGesus friend, he came again got Despair and later that day got Nyx P stuff :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TESTAMENTEXE Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 You... You are the chosen one... The one who be fated to lick all the booty that comes across your path... This is what you were born to do... Go on now... Those booty cheeks aren't going to lick themselves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatzeputt Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Run with a new/freshly forma'ed frame with new/freshly forma'ed weapons and I guarantee a visit from 1 of the so called assassins within a short amount of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SurrealEdge Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 (edited) I've had both Stalker and Zanuka hunting me down frequently when I solo T4 and Corpus missions. Don't listen to all the comments about having unranked/low ranked equipment. G3 though, they still haven't given me my Brakk after playing for more than a year. All in all, RNG. Edited June 8, 2015 by SurrealEdge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djangofett Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Err....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatredsLie Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 they should have that where you have to buy a musker (perfume or colon) in order to cover up your smell from being detected. or like you buy specific ones to detect specific enemies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PingoBlack Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Stalker did visit me on a rank 6 frame ... But I had my maxed Dragon Nikana. Long story short. He was done in 3 slices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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