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Oh.

 

...

 

How to prove remorsefulness.

 

I made a suggestion a few pages back :)

 

 

All aboard the lewdness line. The explicity express. The NSFW... er, boat.

 

Well, it's moving on from that now. Viva apparently needs to partake in some sort of absolution.

 

Okay I got one. You gotta go grind for Hydroid parts. BUT! You have to go back in time, before the Hydroid acquisition overhaul, before the Prosecutors' resistances were toned down. However, it's not all bad. You get to keep those buggy spawns on Ceres defence tilesets where the Grineer all just hang out in the spawn rooms instead trying to rush the pod.

 

That my profile icon changed to Hydroid since then is pure coincidence.

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no u

No.

 

Not at all.

 

...

 

I don't really believe in a higher power...

*sigh*

Once again, here are the words

 

Hail Noa, Full of grace, the noodle is with thee

Blessed art thou amongst pasta

And blessed art the fruit of thine oven, Italian foods

Holy Noa, Cuddly rabbit, pray for us sinners

Now and at the hour of our dinner

Amen

 

Recite this prayer 5 times and your penance will be complete. Whether or not Noa forgives thee, remains to be seen. 

 

PS. When doing their penance, one must be remorseful for what they have done. Truly remorseful. You must feel it within your heart and soul.

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*sigh*

Once again, here are the words

 

Hail Noa, Full of grace, the noodle is with thee

Blessed art thou amongst pasta

And blessed art the fruit of thine oven, Italian foods

Holy Noa, Cuddly rabbit, pray for us sinners

Now and at the hour of our dinner

Amen

 

Recite this prayer 5 times and your penance will be complete. Whether or not Noa forgives thee, remains to be seen. 

 

PS. When doing their penance, one must be remorseful for what they have done. Truly remorseful. You must feel it within your heart and soul.

Welp, I think it's obvious what to do now.

 

*Breaks through a window and runs away*

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No, kitty!

*Catches Viva before he can fully jump out the window.*

I must.

 

*Bullet jumps out of your arms and lands safely on the ground outside*

 

*sigh*

 

As expected of a coward and a heretic.

 

Can you truly call yourself a man/cat after this shameful display of cowardice, fiend?

*Runs away faster*

 

But...who will be my Temple Cat now?

Somebody.

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