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IN MY LAST FEW HOURS OF INNOCENCE.

 

I HAVE COMPOSED A SONG TO NOA.

 

 

Not really mine, obviously.

I giggled longer than I should have.

 

YOU BLASPHEMER. YOU EVEN CONSIDERED CONSUMING THE CHILDREN THAT COME FROM THE LOINS OF ALLMOTHER NOA?!??!

 

YOU BLASPHEMOUS HERETIC.

 

YOUR DEATH WILL BE MOST PAINFUL.

Uhm wat

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Say the word, Allmother. This Blasphemer shalt be ended rightly.

I don't know what happened.  How am I the Allmother?  Do I get to keep my eye, at least?  Can I have something other than Ravens as pets?  I like the horse, though, it's cool.  

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Er... all hail Noa?

Hath thou not been taught the sacred prayer? 

 

No matter, mistakes are always made. Allow me to recite it once for thee.

 

Hail Noa, Full of grace, the noodle is with thee

Blessed art thou amongst pasta

And blessed art the fruit of thine oven, Italian foods

Holy Noa, Cuddly rabbit, pray for us sinners

Now and at the hour of our dinner

Amen

 

This is the prayer thou shalt recite when prasing her noodleyness.

 

I pray you don't forget it, lest your left ear finds a new home.

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Hath thou not been taught the sacred prayer? 

 

No matter, mistakes are always made. Allow me to recite it once for thee.

 

Hail Noa, Full of grace, the noodle is with thee

Blessed art thou amongst pasta

And blessed art the fruit of thine oven, Italian foods

Holy Noa, Cuddly rabbit, pray for us sinners

Now and at the hour of our dinner

Amen

 

This is the prayer thou shalt recite when prasing her noodleyness.

 

I pray you don't forget it, lest your left ear finds a new home.

 

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"Strictly speaking a wat is a Buddhist sacred precinct with a vihara (quarters for bhikkhus), a temple, an edifice housing a large image of Buddha and a structure for lessons. A site without a minimum of three resident bhikkhus cannot correctly be described as a wat although the term is frequently used more loosely, even for ruins of ancient temples. As a transitive or intransitive verb, wat means to measure, to take measurements; compare templum, from which temple derives, having the same root as template."

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