Drunkenbagel Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 It's because of what I said earlier, when I said bagels were nasty, was it!? I regret it, I really do! Stop it Uterus.... Just.... Stop.... Please.... You have to move on. I'm not the one, Uterus. Please, Uterus. Do it for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VivaNyanCat Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Stop it Uterus.... Just.... Stop.... Please.... You have to move on. I'm not the one, Uterus. Please, Uterus. Do it for me. FRIENDZONED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 IN MY LAST FEW HOURS OF INNOCENCE. I HAVE COMPOSED A SONG TO NOA. Not really mine, obviously. I giggled longer than I should have. YOU BLASPHEMER. YOU EVEN CONSIDERED CONSUMING THE CHILDREN THAT COME FROM THE LOINS OF ALLMOTHER NOA?!??! YOU BLASPHEMOUS HERETIC. YOUR DEATH WILL BE MOST PAINFUL. Uhm wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenbagel Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Uhm wat Say the word, Allmother. This Blasphemer shalt be ended rightly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoner Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Uhm wat Here, take this kitty gif.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Stop it Uterus.... Just.... Stop.... Please.... You have to move on. I'm not the one, Uterus. Please, Uterus. Do it for me. *Starts tearing up* Very well Bagel, if it is what you wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenbagel Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 *Starts tearing up* Very well Bagel, if it is what you wish. WAIT, Before you go.... ...Can I have... ...One more kiss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Say the word, Allmother. This Blasphemer shalt be ended rightly. I don't know what happened. How am I the Allmother? Do I get to keep my eye, at least? Can I have something other than Ravens as pets? I like the horse, though, it's cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 WAIT, Before you go.... ...Can I have... ...One more kiss? -snip Of course, my beloved alchoholic bagel. *Leans in to kiss* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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(XBOX)Grihaly Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Let us start with this gluttonous feline. I think I too, shall partake in the slaughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 I think I too, shall partake in the slaughter. wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenbagel Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 I think I too, shall partake in the slaughter. Recruits? Perfect. BLACKSMITH! Get this bear your finest axe and codpiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 DID I JUST WAKE UP FROM A VERY GOOD SLEEP TO SEE UTRES KISSING BAGEL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenbagel Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 wat We do it all in your name, your majesty. We shall protect you and the children of your loins from harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 DID I JUST WAKE UP FROM A VERY GOOD SLEEP TO SEE UTRES KISSING BAGEL. Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 -snip- Wait, there isn't anybody from PS4 here... Also, that meme reminds me of this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenbagel Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 DID I JUST WAKE UP FROM A VERY GOOD SLEEP TO SEE UTRES KISSING BAGEL. THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. I STILL LOVE YOU EREBISH-SENPAI! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogefighter Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) Greetings, imperial citizen, what's going on in this threa- By the Emperor. Edited August 9, 2015 by Dogefighter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 We do it all in your name, your majesty. We shall protect you and the children of your loins from harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Er... all hail Noa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenbagel Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Er... all hail Noa? Hath thou not been taught the sacred prayer? No matter, mistakes are always made. Allow me to recite it once for thee. Hail Noa, Full of grace, the noodle is with thee Blessed art thou amongst pasta And blessed art the fruit of thine oven, Italian foods Holy Noa, Cuddly rabbit, pray for us sinners Now and at the hour of our dinner Amen This is the prayer thou shalt recite when prasing her noodleyness. I pray you don't forget it, lest your left ear finds a new home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Hail Noa, Full of grace, the noodle is with thee Blessed art thou amongst pasta And blessed art the fruit of thine oven, Italian foods Holy Noa, Cuddly rabbit, pray for us sinners Now and at the hour of our dinner Amen Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogefighter Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) Hath thou not been taught the sacred prayer? No matter, mistakes are always made. Allow me to recite it once for thee. Hail Noa, Full of grace, the noodle is with thee Blessed art thou amongst pasta And blessed art the fruit of thine oven, Italian foods Holy Noa, Cuddly rabbit, pray for us sinners Now and at the hour of our dinner Amen This is the prayer thou shalt recite when prasing her noodleyness. I pray you don't forget it, lest your left ear finds a new home. Edited August 9, 2015 by Dogefighter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoner Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 "Strictly speaking a wat is a Buddhist sacred precinct with a vihara (quarters for bhikkhus), a temple, an edifice housing a large image of Buddha and a structure for lessons. A site without a minimum of three resident bhikkhus cannot correctly be described as a wat although the term is frequently used more loosely, even for ruins of ancient temples. As a transitive or intransitive verb, wat means to measure, to take measurements; compare templum, from which temple derives, having the same root as template." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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