April Fools Idea For Next Year

[Eggzodiya]

A buddy of mine gave me a pretty neat thought for an April fools' joke next year. What if DE releases Excalibur Prime blueprints to be obtainable in the void (or some other method in case the void has already exploded), but building it would require a certain item that is not and will never be introduced to the game? The bps will not be tradeable to other players, nor can they be exchanged for ducats, and they'll have a sell cost of 1 credit. This way, DE upholds their promise of never reintroducing Excalibur Prime... the warframe itself, anyway.

 

Come to think of it, if this ever happened, I'd probably rage pretty hard.

Edited September 29, 2015 by Eggzodiya

[Agent_Maine]

Woah Satan calm down.

[Helch0rn]

That is no April fools joke, that is just spite.

Cluttering up prime drop tables with useless items like this would turn the forums saltier than the dead sea

[-no-DD]

I would laugh so hard if such thing^ will ever happen. I`m not an Excalibur Prime fan.

[(PSN)OMGITSNUKERXD]

Prisma Grate from Baro.Thats Just Evil.

[The_Unlife]

this is a funny idea. and almost as evil as when i was in Star Wars the old republic and stood near the Sarlac and told new players that there was a special weapon attained by fighting your way throught the "Sarlac" dungeon :)

 

I would approve of this April fools joke, but DE wouldnt put it in game in a month of sundays.

[(PSN)AngelShur]

It won't work now you post would it?

 

....maybe it will.....

 

      >_>

[NovusNova]

Such evilness.

 

OP do warn us if you sprout Red Horns and have an irresistible urge to carry a red and black trident, will you?

 

Thanks. 

[Runtowin]

Let's me add Dual Skana Prime BP which requires 2 Skana Prime to craft into your idea, same as Aklato Prime.

They will have 100% drop chance on Rotation C of any void for just 4/1.

[Weidro]

on gamescom 2014 i discussed a similar idea with DE_Steve

 

in the week around april 1 release a blueprint for the AkLato Prime and make it require 2 Lato Prime

after the week remove all bluepriunts from the game and give players ducats for them

oh and obviously untradable :D

Edited September 29, 2015 by Weidro

[TinoG100]

this is a funny idea. and almost as evil as when i was in Star Wars the old republic and stood near the Sarlac and told new players that there was a special weapon attained by fighting your way throught the "Sarlac" dungeon :)

 

I would approve of this April fools joke, but DE wouldnt put it in game in a month of sundays.

Wait, where is the Sarlacc on that game?

[Eggzodiya]

That is no April fools joke, that is just spite.

Cluttering up prime drop tables with useless items like this would turn the forums saltier than the dead sea

 

I think it would be funny. And, of course, after a week or something, the parts would be removed from drop tables so as to not clutter up anything.

[ChloeSakuna]

Having us use platinum for our ammunition as we reload our weapons.

[Othergrunty]

I'd like to see a tactical alert which is basicly made up of elements which existed in early open beta but have been removed or changed over development.

 

For example. First mission has you on the Grineer asteroid base, which not only has those overly large parts like the staircase again, but also features all Grineer wielding place holders (Bratons, Struns, Sicaruses) and Sawman instead of Butchers.

 

Second mission is a Corpus ship again with the removed elements brought back. All Crewmen variants wear the same brown suit and all Moas have smooth legs. Likewise the cameras have no visible vision cone but are only highlighted by a small light. Also the announcer is back.

 

Third and final mission is an infested Corpus planetary outpost, all the Ancients are just larger Crewman again and feature their 100% procs (ancients remove all your shield and energy with one hit, toxic leave behind a super deadly cloud). It's an assassination mission and the target is the original J-3 Golem with all his tricks.

 

Oh and during all that the Lotus is the chatty early version.

[satsujinki01]

Whoa whoa....slow down, sonny. Don't tell me about prime cookies?!? BOUT TIME!

[sappinmahsentry]

Throw in a braton vandal email that gives you a mk-2 braton that has 1 damage in and I'll love it.

[(PSN)LCGx_Leader]

Grate Prime that is all.

[Eggzodiya]

This idea does sort of piss on non-founders, though. It'll be the closest they'll/we'll ever be to having our very own Excalibur Prime.

Edited September 29, 2015 by Eggzodiya