Xerdn Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Love your Excally but feeling a bit blinged out by your shinier brethren? Wish you could just slap some gold paint onto your face and call it a day? Worry not, friend! Bust out that color palette and armor attachments, we about to get... Faux Excalibur Prime in heeya! Always first things first ya gotta slap that good ol white and yellow-tan color scheme on everything you've ever owned, that way folks will knows whats going on up in here. What are you talking about, that is authentic color tan yellow whatever! Don't forget, youre pretending to be prime, which means you gotta have some ACTUAL gold right? Well slap on your Targis Prime armor, thatll fool those without a keen eye! Whats that, you didnt buy Targis Prime? I pity you. MOVING ON, YA GOTTA GET THE BESTEST WEPNOMS. Dont have that sexy Skana Prime? Well that weapon was so last year anyway. Just have my main man Baro Ki'teer hook you up with the illustrious PRISMA Skana! Didn't have the ducats to buy the Prisma Skana? Seriously, you're really slacking today. Don't have the Lato Prime? Who uses Lato's anyway? That Lex Prime packs a punch and looks just as good on that hip! And the Braton Prime, ohohoho, you're really tricking people now! NEXT, ya gots'ta gots tah have a different helmet, be it the Pendragon, Avalon or whatever. That way, you can say its Arcane even if it isn't! You can even have the new one, you were good this week, you ate your vegetables, so treat yourself! Now you got the weapons, you got the face, you got the armor, but your back, its completely visible, and you can see there isnt any gold! What kinda Excalibur prime doesnt have a gold back!? This is a 2 part solution, you gunna need a BIG syandan, like a cloak or just something elegant. And the second thing you need is the AoH Truth sigil with minimum width and a nice gold color and lowered alpha. Whats that, you aren't Maxim with the Arbiters and don't have the Truth sigil? Maybe reconsider your entire existence. Maybe your shouldn't have quit your day job. Why did you let Suzy / Sam dump you like that? Seriously. AND BA BAM, YOURE THE EXCALIBUR PRIME! No one will ever notice the dif- Oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiosGX Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Wish I could +100 this post. Laughed my friggin' butt off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)skydrive Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Heh... well done. Shamwow guy script writing??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)OMGITSNUKERXD Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Most entertaining thing I read today *laughing intensifies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Kryptyk- Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 BILLY MAYS HERE....!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zirion_Bk Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 This was a really funny read, but why in Feedback? This seems more like general discussion to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N7-CommanderShepard Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerdn Posted October 19, 2015 Author Share Posted October 19, 2015 This was a really funny read, but why in Feedback? This seems more like general discussion to me. I thought I put it in general discussion. Woops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
main_antagonist Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 top kek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tnccs215 Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrazilianJoe Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Ormolu Kyroptera Syandanna is a great fakeprime as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordChronos Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 love it, funny as hell lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)KiloCrusher Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Damn, yo. This tutorial was pretty up tight. Glad you could hook me up with some tips my man! But I gotta say, this boi ain't gonna' abandon his Proto Armor and Obsidian helmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvid Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Eh, I'll just wait for Umbra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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