(Open In-Character RP, 18+) Tenno HQ

[WolfmanX9]

16 hours ago, MrEvilMexican said:

Magic word? I'll pass. Smoke mumbled a few unintellingable words and disappeared. Fang's shadow released Fang and morphed back into it's original form. Then, moments later, a small, red portal opened from the ground and Smoke climbed out of it, shaking a red and rotting hand off his leg and wiping blood off him. Arugh. Well, I won't be travelling to the Netherrealm anytime soon... **** I should just travel by Spirit Realm next time...

past..

For your information, the magic word was "please" Fang said as he left the shadow as he lost interested on the lone shadow.

Present...

Fang was sitting at the bar, sitting down a bar stool and drinking something non-alcoholic. He didn't know what to do, simple as that.

Edited March 21, 2016 by WolfmanX9

[MrEvilMexican]

7 minutes ago, WolfmanX9 said:

past..

For your information, the magic word was "please" Fang said as he left the shadow as he lost interested on the lone shadow.

Present...

Fang was sitting at the bar, sitting down a bar stool and drinking something non-alcoholic. He didn't know what to do, simple as that.

Tesla approached the Nekros.

So. I saw you and Smoke. Some great work there. You know, it is almost impossible to immobilize that shadow. Also, Smoke wanted you to have this.

Yeah. A gift.

Cephalon Dell, you have the gift right?

Yeah. I have it somewhere...

A gift box, wrapped in a bright blue paper with a red tie on top was lowered on the table

Open it. If you could take off Tesla's helmet, there would be the world's biggest smile.

[crimsonspartan1]

9 hours ago, MrEvilMexican said:

Takeshi charged down the hall, Nikana Prime in his hand. He jumped at the effigy and drew his blade.

HIYAAAA! Take that, abomination!

Steel and gold flashed across the effigy. Takeshi stood, his back facing the effigy. The effigy fell into two.

There... Chroma, I don't know what is your problem with this innocent Kubrow but what did it do to deserve that?

The Oberon sheathed his Nikana, wiping the blood off the blade.

Poor Kubrow, did you hurt him?

 

 

"This kubrow tried to bite my bloody leg off!!"

"He's only stopping you from causing a bloody havoc in the HQ!"

"..."

"Whatever..."

[KuraioNokami]

35 minutes ago, crimsonspartan1 said:

"This kubrow tried to bite my bloody leg off!!"

"He's only stopping you from causing a bloody havoc in the HQ!"

"..."

"Whatever..."

Haseo: *Runs in and sees Skeith relatively unfazed by a dead effigy and a large amount of people* "Cheezus Rice, whatever happened here was a bloody mess... effigy... Duncan. you little sh*t. did you try to attack my friend? yes?" *grabs his Gram and quickly moves behind Duncan* "I'm right here... SKEEEEITH!" *Proceeds to charge Duncan, hitting him in the head with the Gram's blunt side as Skeith headbutts him in the stomach* "Don't. attack. Skeith. understood? good. you were looking for a bar, yes? i will show you our bar, on one condition. once you enter the bar, you don't exit it until i return."

14 hours ago, (XB1)Auxiliary Otter said:

As if he got an electro-shock from a corpus weapon he  took a stiff moment at the teasing phrase of not to kill him. "Okay its was nice meeting you, Ma'am." Shen said presenting his hands folded before him and bowing to the women before allowing himself to be handed off to the guard. "Is scavenging parts for the dojo hard?" He asked after some time of silence passed and he looked about the room. "Its so big...i'm sure it takes quiet a bit of time."

Azure: "looks like you scared the kid... well, Neo, Have fun!" *fades into the shadows and leaves*

Neo: "sheesh, that girl... anyways, shen, we found the HQ like this. there were three corpses in here. we burned them, then made sure it was safe for everyone. then we opened it up for tenno to socialise in. we keep it safe, no worries."

11 hours ago, MrEvilMexican said:

Smoke awoke. He scanned his surroundings.

huh. Looks like I'm out of hell. Phewie. wouldn't have fancied being killed by a Hellspawn... Oh look, the ghost hunter has collapsed. I guess I'm not the only one who uses this sort of technique.

Smoke slit his finger and black liquid dripped from his fingers. He stores a a few drops inside a tiny vial.

Here, drink this. *Pours the black liquid down his throat*

Hibiki: "Gah... S#&$... geez, what... Shadow? what did you...? Gozuchi, Mezuchi, Gamma: Flawless rainbow leaved spruce forest protocol..." *faints from exhaustion again as Gozuchi and Mezuchi proceed with casting a combined healing aura over the entire dojo, giving everyone nearby a calm feeling and healing the wounds of everyone, even those that are further away*

Daichi: *whines sadly*

Edited March 21, 2016 by KuraioNokami

[MrEvilMexican]

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58 minutes ago, KuraioNokami said:

Haseo: *Runs in and sees Skeith relatively unfazed by a dead effigy and a large amount of people* "Cheezus Rice, whatever happened here was a bloody mess... effigy... Duncan. you little sh*t. did you try to attack my friend? yes?" *grabs his Gram and quickly moves behind Duncan* "I'm right here... SKEEEEITH!" *Proceeds to charge Duncan, hitting him in the head with the Gram's blunt side as Skeith headbutts him in the stomach* "Don't. attack. Skeith. understood? good. you were looking for a bar, yes? i will show you our bar, on one condition. once you enter the bar, you don't exit it until i return."

Azure: "looks like you scared the kid... well, Neo, Have fun!" *fades into the shadows and leaves*

Neo: "sheesh, that girl... anyways, shen, we found the HQ like this. there were three corpses in here. we burned them, then made sure it was safe for everyone. then we opened it up for tenno to socialise in. we keep it safe, no worries."

Hibiki: "Gah... S#&$... geez, what... Shadow? what did you...? Gozuchi, Mezuchi, Gamma: Flawless rainbow leaved spruce forest protocol..." *faints from exhaustion again as Gozuchi and Mezuchi proceed with casting a combined healing aura over the entire dojo, giving everyone nearby a calm feeling and healing the wounds of everyone, even those that are further away*

Daichi: *whines sadly*

 

"... Did you actually just do that? Ha. You wanna compete in dangerous magicks? Fine."

Smome takes out a runes dagger and cuts himself across the chest with it. The runes began glowing crimson red. 

"Yes, this should do it..."

Smoke plunges the knife into the Tenno's chest and the red glow faded away. Smoke fell on the floor and faded into nothing... 

THEN, the ghost hunter's shadow began speaking.

"Hey, wake up. And take that dagger out of your chest. You will find that you have incredible rates of regeneration and the ability to manipulate shadows... I transferred 95% of my soul into ya. Now have fun. It will last for about 72 hours. Also, I am gonna have to borrow your shadow for a while. Or if you don't mind, that Kubrow's body. Anyways, have fun."

Edited March 21, 2016 by MrEvilMexican

[KuraioNokami]

6 minutes ago, MrEvilMexican said:

"... Did you actually just do that? Ha. You wanna compete in dangerous magicks? Fine."

Smome takes out a runes dagger and cuts himself across the chest with it. The runes began glowing crimson red. 

"Yes, this should do it..."

Smoke plunges the knife into the Tenno's chest and the red glow faded away. Smoke fell on the floor and faded into nothing... 

THEN, the ghost hunter's shadow began speaking.

"Hey, wake up. And take that dagger out of your leg. You will find that you have incredible rates of regeneration and the ability to manipulate shadows... I transferred 95% of my soul into ya. Now have fun. It will last for about 72 hours. Also, I am gonna have to borrow your shadow for a while. Or if you don't mind, that Kubrow's body. Anyways, have fun."

Hibiki: "heh. who's the competitive one here? i revive you, you revive me, i heal you, you heal me... either way..." *pulls dagger out of his leg* "...oup, and out. now then, Daichi, Gozuchi, Mezuchi, four-tri-sided infinity sealing, now!" *proceeds to cast a ritual, sealing Smoke inside of Daichi's body for 72 hours* "better?"

Edited March 21, 2016 by KuraioNokami

[MrEvilMexican]

"Yep much better. Now I can eat desert skate!" A loud meow echoed down the hall and a Kavat leaped at Smoke/Daichi.

"Oh holy father of Lotus... It's Takeshi's Kavat... F*ck. And it doesn't like Kubrows..."

[WolfmanX9]

9 hours ago, MrEvilMexican said:

Tesla approached the Nekros.

So. I saw you and Smoke. Some great work there. You know, it is almost impossible to immobilize that shadow. Also, Smoke wanted you to have this.

Yeah. A gift.

Cephalon Dell, you have the gift right?

Yeah. I have it somewhere...

A gift box, wrapped in a bright blue paper with a red tie on top was lowered on the table

Open it. If you could take off Tesla's helmet, there would be the world's biggest smile.

Huh...how "kind" of him considering what I did to him. Tell him that I appreciate this gift of his when you see him Fang said as he stopped with whatever he was doing (pretty much nothing) and open the gift box ((I guess you will tell me what it is :P)).

[MrEvilMexican]

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8 minutes ago, WolfmanX9 said:

Huh...how "kind" of him considering what I did to him. Tell him that I appreciate this gift of his when you see him Fang said as he stopped with whatever he was doing (pretty much nothing) and open the gift box ((I guess you will tell me what it is :P)).

 

A runed stone dagger lay within the box, alongside a heavily polished and cleaned demon skull. The skull had a eerie, red inner glow. 

"Well, I guess Cephalon Dell will explain?"

"with pleasure, Tesla. Anyways, that runed dagger was found in the Netherrealm, alongside another one. Obviously, Smoke has the other one. This dagger, although very dull in looks will drain the user's life energy while unsheathed. But the blade is very powerful. Smoke hardly ever uses his one because of the self damage this thing inflicts. The skull is merely cosmetic. Wear it on your belt or something. Also, one last thing..."

A spring from inside the box sprang up, firing a pie into Fang's face. It hit his face with a splat and a combination of Demon, Hellspawn and Ghoul meat flew everywhere.

Tesla: eew, Smoke makes the worlds most disgusting pies... And he does that intentionally... Dammit Dell. No fair you can't smell it...

Cephalon Dell: one benefit of being a cephalon.

[(XBOX)Auxiliary Otter]

1 hour ago, KuraioNokami said:

Azure: "looks like you scared the kid... well, Neo, Have fun!" *fades into the shadows and leaves*

Neo: "sheesh, that girl... anyways, shen, we found the HQ like this. there were three corpses in here. we burned them, then made sure it was safe for everyone. then we opened it up for tenno to socialise in. we keep it safe, no worries."

 

"Well that's good. I've had my fair share of battles so i can hold my own I just...am nervous around other Tenno. Living through a warframe for so long has me feeling much more uncomfortable now that...I don't know." The Nezha said stopping just for a moment tapping the tips of his feet on the ground and rubbing his arm. "Usually do most of my assignments alone. Especially infiltration! Those are the worst! So much pressure!"

[KuraioNokami]

57 minutes ago, MrEvilMexican said:

"Yep much better. Now I can eat desert skate!" A loud meow echoed down the hall and a Kavat leaped at Smoke/Daichi.

"Oh holy father of Lotus... It's Takeshi's Kavat... F*ck. And it doesn't like Kubrows..."

Hibiki: "Gozuchi, Mezuchi, Beta: Gale Force Agi Protocol!" *Gozuchi and Mezuchi create a warding fire aura around Smokechi ((Smoke/Daichi combined...)), trying to scare away the Kavat*

 

9 minutes ago, (XB1)Auxiliary Otter said:

"Well that's good. I've had my fair share of battles so i can hold my own I just...am nervous around other Tenno. Living through a warframe for so long has me feeling much more uncomfortable now that...I don't know." The Nezha said stopping just for a moment tapping the tips of his feet on the ground and rubbing his arm. "Usually do most of my assignments alone. Especially infiltration! Those are the worst! So much pressure!"

Neo: "we are all friends here. 'cept Hibiki. that guy's a total d*ck. but hey, i make sure everyone stays in line. if they don't, Cryos kills us all anyway."

Edited March 21, 2016 by KuraioNokami

[(XBOX)Auxiliary Otter]

Just now, KuraioNokami said:

Neo: "we are all friends here. 'cept Hibiki. that guy's a total d*ck. but hey, i make sure everyone stats in line. if they don't, Cryos kills us all anyway."

Shen rubbed his belts nearly fainting from this looming all powerful figure. "But who is this Cryos...they sound very scary." He said stalling in his steps.

[KuraioNokami]

4 minutes ago, (XB1)Auxiliary Otter said:

Shen rubbed his belts nearly fainting from this looming all powerful figure. "But who is this Cryos...they sound very scary." He said stalling in his steps.

Neo: "Cryos is... well, he's from an alternate future which is kinda messed up. he's really unstable, too. anger him, and he could quite litteraly blow this solar system up. but he's always with liliana, who takes care of him and calms him. she's shy, though. but as long as Liliana and i are here, he should not be easily angered."

[(XBOX)Auxiliary Otter]

27 minutes ago, KuraioNokami said:

Neo: "Cryos is... well, he's from an alternate future which is kinda messed up. he's really unstable, too. anger him, and he could quite litteraly blow this solar system up. but he's always with liliana, who takes care of him and calms him. she's shy, though. but as long as Liliana and i are here, he should not be easily angered."

"I think...I'll keep my distance. I'm not good with people. I'd like to meet others though if they aren't busy. Never want to disappoint the Lotus." Shen said going from a rather depressing tone to an upbeat and excited tone. "Perhaps maybe learn some new moves!" 

[KuraioNokami]

15 minutes ago, (XB1)Auxiliary Otter said:

"I think...I'll keep my distance. I'm not good with people. I'd like to meet others though if they aren't busy. Never want to disappoint the Lotus." Shen said going from a rather depressing tone to an upbeat and excited tone. "Perhaps maybe learn some new moves!" 

Neo: "Heh. well, if you exit this hangar and go left, you oughtta run into Haseo and Skeith... dunno who else is with them, but it's worth a shot. Haseo may look intimidating, but he's a nice guy."

[WolfmanX9]

1 hour ago, MrEvilMexican said:

A runed stone dagger lay within the box, alongside a heavily polished and cleaned demon skull. The skull had a eerie, red inner glow. 

"Well, I guess Cephalon Dell will explain?"

"with pleasure, Tesla. Anyways, that runed dagger was found in the Netherrealm, alongside another one. Obviously, Smoke has the other one. This dagger, although very dull in looks will drain the user's life energy while unsheathed. But the blade is very powerful. Smoke hardly ever uses his one because of the self damage this thing inflicts. The skull is merely cosmetic. Wear it on your belt or something. Also, one last thing..."

A spring from inside the box sprang up, firing a pie into Fang's face. It hit his face with a splat and a combination of Demon, Hellspawn and Ghoul meat flew everywhere.

Tesla: eew, Smoke makes the worlds most disgusting pies... And he does that intentionally... Dammit Dell. No fair you can't smell it...

Cephalon Dell: one benefit of being a cephalon.

Fang went silent for a moment as the pie slowly fell off his helmet.....and then he stood up and shouted very, very mad: I will *guitar riff* murder him!!!!.

A few minutes later, Fang calmed himself down.

If you don't count the *guitar riff* pie I got to my face, I find these gifs fine. I will add the skull to my collection and probably find a use for the dagger for another time Fang said as he removed the leftover of the pie that was on his helmet.

[(XBOX)Auxiliary Otter]

34 minutes ago, KuraioNokami said:

Neo: "Heh. well, if you exit this hangar and go left, you oughtta run into Haseo and Skeith... dunno who else is with them, but it's worth a shot. Haseo may look intimidating, but he's a nice guy."

"I'm very grateful, Neo. Thank you thank you." Shen spoke very excitedly as he bowed each time he thanked him. "I will go find them...I wonder what else i will learn." Moving a bit excitedly, the Nezha head outside of the hanger. Touching the keypad and heading out of the door he began walking through after rounding the corner to search for the two Tenno, Neo had mention.

[KuraioNokami]

2 hours ago, (XB1)Auxiliary Otter said:

"I'm very grateful, Neo. Thank you thank you." Shen spoke very excitedly as he bowed each time he thanked him. "I will go find them...I wonder what else i will learn." Moving a bit excitedly, the Nezha head outside of the hanger. Touching the keypad and heading out of the door he began walking through after rounding the corner to search for the two Tenno, Neo had mention.

Neo: "hah. nice kid. he'll get along fine with Haseo. I hope."

[WhiteTimberwolf]

White's body almost instantly absorbs most of the energy, recharging his reserves and filling his body with an abundance of power that surges and quickly heals the remaining small wounds on his body. A Renewal pulses from his core, the balls of energy rising into the air then collecting together and dropping back down into his body, returning back to him in a blinding flash of light. An agonized roar sounds out from him as his chest arcs up, though another similar one seems originate from another place deep within the Void as he settles back down flat on the floor.

A soft cough escapes him as he rises into a sitting position, placing one of his hands against his chest. "Ugh..... Link re-established. Connection is complete and stable. Freaking Void."

[MrEvilMexican]

"... That was unnecessary. BAD CAT. Back off." 

The Kavat, recognizing the voice, backed off, confused at the same time.

"cya ghost hunter guy! Be back in a few hours!"

Smokechi runs off, and busts right into Cryos' room.

"Heyo! Cryos and Liliana! Look at me! I'm a Kubrow! I bet me in your dimension can't pull something like this off!"

Smokechi hops playfully around the room.

[KuraioNokami]

36 minutes ago, MrEvilMexican said:

"... That was unnecessary. BAD CAT. Back off." 

The Kavat, recognizing the voice, backed off, confused at the same time.

"cya ghost hunter guy! Be back in a few hours!"

Smokechi runs off, and busts right into Cryos' room.

"Heyo! Cryos and Liliana! Look at me! I'm a Kubrow! I bet me in your dimension can't pull something like this off!"

Smokechi hops playfully around the room.

Liliana: "w-who...? Smoke? oh, you f-fused with Daichi... well, H-Hibiki and Daichi are f-from our world, s-so..."

Edited March 22, 2016 by KuraioNokami

[KuraioNokami]

7 hours ago, WhiteTimberwolf said:

White's body almost instantly absorbs most of the energy, recharging his reserves and filling his body with an abundance of power that surges and quickly heals the remaining small wounds on his body. A Renewal pulses from his core, the balls of energy rising into the air then collecting together and dropping back down into his body, returning back to him in a blinding flash of light. An agonized roar sounds out from him as his chest arcs up, though another similar one seems originate from another place deep within the Void as he settles back down flat on the floor.

A soft cough escapes him as he rises into a sitting position, placing one of his hands against his chest. "Ugh..... Link re-established. Connection is complete and stable. Freaking Void."

Tethys: "are you okay? your kubrows and i were worried sick. they forced me to heal you, you know."

[MrEvilMexican]

7 minutes ago, KuraioNokami said:

Liliana: "w-who...? Smoke? oh, you f-fused with Daichi... well, H-Hibiki and Daichi are f-from our world, s-so..."

OH WHAT?! SO me in your world can pull this trick off too? Oh COME ON!!! Is there anything I can do that me from your world can't do???

Oh. Not really. OK. I'm lying.

A black and gold Ash Prime with a crimson red energy entered the room, followed by a Vauban who was carrying a Electric sniper rifle, dual plasma grenade launchers and a Raijin glave and a Nova decked out with explosives. An Oberon, Loki Prime and Excalibur Prime followed shortly after.

You. Me. Glad to meet you. The names Smoke.

Smoke? is that the name you now go by? Glad to see you. Even though I have been reduced to a pitiful shadow in your world. Why did you choose to discard your name, Sirius?

Sirius? Oh no. Sirius, you see, I no longer go by that name. I lost myself centuries ago. But that was a fair trade. As long as Kain is alive.

Kain? Oh. I didn't even have to do anything. He didn't get himself killed at all.

I see... A pity my brother had to die... Also, I assume that Excalibur Prime over there is Akira?

You assume correctly, shadow. I am Akira, the Swordsman God.

A god huh? Oh. You haven't seen a real one.

I doubt you have either. So, anyways, I don't have the ability to travel through realms. You could teach me that.

Sirius (the smoke from cryos' reality) turns his attention to Cryos and Liliana.

Anyways, I figured you two would be here. I brought you these.

Sirius puts a few syringes, filled with a blue liquid onto the table.

Anyways, our battle against Vay Hek is quite the challenge. We need Cryos to actually be sane. These syringes should keep him sane for aout 48 hours per injection. Avoid overdose as it WILL result in death.

 

(Anyways, here are the new character's speech colors: Sirius Akira Tesla Takeshi Serenity Kain)

 

[KuraioNokami]

3 minutes ago, MrEvilMexican said:

OH WHAT?! SO me in your world can pull this trick off too? Oh COME ON!!! Is there anything I can do that me from your world can't do???

Oh. Not really. OK. I'm lying.

A black and gold Ash Prime with a crimson red energy entered the room, followed by a Vauban who was carrying a Electric sniper rifle, dual plasma grenade launchers and a Raijin glave and a Nova decked out with explosives. An Oberon, Loki Prime and Excalibur Prime followed shortly after.

You. Me. Glad to meet you. The names Smoke.

Smoke? is that the name you now go by? Glad to see you. Even though I have been reduced to a pitiful shadow in your world. Why did you choose to discard your name, Sirius?

Sirius? Oh no. Sirius, you see, I no longer go by that name. I lost myself centuries ago. But that was a fair trade. As long as Kain is alive.

Kain? Oh. I didn't even have to do anything. He didn't get himself killed at all.

I see... A pity my brother had to die... Also, I assume that Excalibur Prime over there is Akira?

You assume correctly, shadow. I am Akira, the Swordsman God.

A god huh? Oh. You haven't seen a real one.

I doubt you have either. So, anyways, I don't have the ability to travel through realms. You could teach me that.

Sirius (the smoke from cryos' reality) turns his attention to Cryos and Liliana.

Anyways, I figured you two would be here. I brought you these.

Sirius puts a few syringes, filled with a blue liquid onto the table.

Anyways, our battle against Vay Hek is quite the challenge. We need Cryos to actually be sane. These syringes should keep him sane for aout 48 hours per injection. Avoid overdose as it WILL result in death.

 

(Anyways, here are the new character's speech colors: Sirius Akira Tesla Takeshi Serenity Kain)

 

Liliana: "T-Thank you, Sirius... is the Wrathseeker 2.0 program ready to be launched?"

Ma'iin: "Cryoooook, what is going on here? are they from..."

Liliana: "yes... hello, Ma'iin..."

[MrEvilMexican]

22 minutes ago, KuraioNokami said:

Liliana: "T-Thank you, Sirius... is the Wrathseeker 2.0 program ready to be launched?"

Ma'iin: "Cryoooook, what is going on here? are they from..."

Liliana: "yes... hello, Ma'iin..."

No. Not exactly. Our systems somehow got infected with a virus. The systems are going to have to remain shut down or the Grineer may learn too much about our systems. Rest assured my technicians are working on it. But for now, we can only attempt to repel the enemies. Tesla, explain the situation.

Of course. The virus is down to 12% integrity. We should be able to exterminate it in the next hour. Also,-

You are telling me your weapon systems are infected with a virus?

Well, yes...

Oh I can fix that and prevent all future virus infections. But I will need to borrow Smo- I mean Sirius' shadow for a few hours.

Smoke leaves the Kuborw's body and enters Sirius' shadow.

So, Sirius from some other reality, what is your plan?

First, stop calling me Sirius. Second, TO THE NETHERREALM BABY!

A dark red, flaming portal opened from the floor and sucked Sirius and Smoke into it. Unholy screams could be heard from the other side.

Oh god... How long will they be in that place? Where are they going anyways?

Hmmmm. I had always thought the nether to be a complete myth... This may need some studying... Also, since Netherrealm time passes much faster than ours, I would say around 15 minutes? If that shadow version of Sirius isn't planning on something big...

*About 15 minutes later...*

A portal opened up on the ceiling and Smoke and Sirius fell out of it. Sirius faceplanted hard. He was wearing a belt which contained blood vials filled with different colored blood, and a flaming hellspawn skull.

Now connect that skull to the Wrathseeker's main computer and kablamo! All future virus problems solved. AND you're gonna get an intelligent ship AI as a bonus side effect. Don't worry, the AI won't kill everyone... I hope... Also, Demon blood grant temporary power. One small vial can last you about 24 days. Just don;t drink it all in one gulp or you will die.

Well... Anyways... we will get the skull installed as soon as possible. Also, you gotta teach me how to travel through realms.

Later.

Aaaaaaaaw

I see you may be more annoying than me...

Do not insult Grandmaster like that.

Yet Takeshi is still very defensive of the Grandmaster... you know, Takeshi from my reality is also here, so is Tesla and Serenity

Oh, Lemme guess... I'm still AMAZING and I make the most devastating explosives?

Well, you're obsessed with boom boom, insane and really annoying.

Man your reality sucks

And Akira is dead.

WHAT?! If this is a joke, it's not very funny...

How could I be REMOTELY possibly dead?

Well, it's the truth... HANG ON. ISN'T MA'IIN DEAD?! I SWEAR I CAN HEAR HIS VOICE

 

 

A Wrathseeker (at least how i picture it...)

Spoiler

 

 

 

Edited March 22, 2016 by MrEvilMexican