MrEvilMexican Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 I assassinate Basdiow with a canteen of water, some tacos AND A SUBMACHINE GUN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 I assassinate MrEvilMexican by turning him into SirEvilMexican! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basdiow Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 (edited) I assassinate OverlordMcGeek by stealing a bunch of toast. Edited March 28, 2016 by Basdiow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 I assassinate Basdiow by cutting out their heart with a blunt spoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Warriorrogue is assassinated by a rogue member of the Grinpus who felt that using a spoon was overly sadistic. The assassination was carefully planned and laid out to resemble a medieval sword fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted March 28, 2016 Author Share Posted March 28, 2016 I assassinate Noamuth by throwing him/her into a fire. Spoiler Noamuth, yours made me think of this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basdiow Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 I assassinate Noamuth by accidentally shooting my plasma ray on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted March 28, 2016 Author Share Posted March 28, 2016 I assassinate Basdiow by pointing out that I ninja'd him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 (edited) Agent_Maine was assassinated under mysterious circumstances. The Grineer weren't willing to give details, but there have been some leaked information pertaining to red hot pokers, 13 prunes, a brown bag of mice covered in soy sauce and a stuffed animal that resembled a banana slug. A Powerfist was overheard mumbling "It was all over the walls! How could a person do that?!" while being lead away to the Clone Re-purposing Center under the watchful eyes of two Heavy Gunners. Edited March 28, 2016 by Noamuth Dirty ninja's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Noamuth was assassinated by being separated from OverlordMcGeek for too long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted March 28, 2016 Author Share Posted March 28, 2016 I assassinate Noamuth by pointing out that I ninja'd him too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Agent_Main dies from being ninja'd by a Cook3y. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Noa dies by having too much aphrodisiac in her noodle soup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Sky is assassinated by this hitman I am totally not giving money as I type this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted March 28, 2016 Author Share Posted March 28, 2016 Overlord is assassinated by another Overlord who shall take his place as Overlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Overlord is assassinated by being buried under Douglas Adams books Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Both above me were not assassinated. They were both publicly eaten alive by me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Overlord was Assassinated by herself because she got so horny while publicly eating Maine and me that her heart stopped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonspartan1 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 I assassinate Sky by turning him into a piece of bacon before cooking him alive and eating him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plushy Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 I assassinate crimson with the crushing weight of all of Rebecca's noggles. Impact proc 10,000℅ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InquiQual Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 I assassinate Plushy by cutting them on the edge of my OCs! (Yes, they're THAT edgy.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonspartan1 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 I assassinate reaper but calling a real reaper to take her to the underworld (hopefully i got the gender right, i always forget people's genders) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basdiow Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 I assassinate crimsonspartan1 by throwing penguins at him that get stuck in his throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychotoxin Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 I assassinate Basdiow by calling down an Exterminatus on his home planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basdiow Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 I assassinate Psychotoxin by bending reality to my will, making him cease to ever exist. I then make him exist again so he can assassinate other people, yadayada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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