TheTenno Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 Crewman 1 : Goddamnit, all our friends died. It seems only few of us survived. Crewman 2 : Ikr, out of nowhere came out this two guy from a smoke, and that dude just cast electricity everywhere Crewman 3 : Not only them! There's a fat dude that love stomping the ground and a guy with a sword who loves slashing things. Crewman 1 : Yes! And all my moa pets were frozen to death by this white dude with a long coat, and theres a chick in a suit here who made crazy dubsteb sounds Crewman 2 : well I think let's get the hell out of here *walking over to their storage* Crewman 1 : so here's my locker......WHAT THE F**K!! Crewman 2 : WHERE THE HELL ARE MY CREDITS Crewman 3 : MY PISTOL AMMO!! MY RED HEALTH MEDICINES!!! Crewmen : FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Like seriously guys, what the survivors of the battle think in their mind seeing opened storage containers with missing belongings? We're not just killers, we're also thieves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firetempest Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 Most of the time I just dump their stuff on the ground. I did steal their circuits and credits though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden11121 Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 "I swear man, I was just standing there, all of a sudden I saw a kicking motion, then this hammerhead thing started pummeling my MOA's, I spent years making them!" "Dude.." "He's right behind me, isn't he?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatpig84 Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 (edited) New Lotus PA announcement: "This is a reminder to lock your lockers always!!" Edited July 4, 2013 by fatpig84 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haldos Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 Like seriously guys, what the survivors of the battle think in their mind seeing opened storage containers with missing belongings? What survivors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden11121 Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 What survivors? You kill everything? God your teammates must hate waiting on you. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksolgamer Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 Another dead Jackal? Damn, that's the 32nd one wrecked today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeryxlas Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 It's gonna be a pain in the &#! to repair all those broken cameras and lights that happened to blow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akateko Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 They must really be pissed at their IT guys, all the number of times we hack consols. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIossome Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 we're really space pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilemyre Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 "We are here today to mourn the loss of Sgt. Nef Anyo.. Who managed to die yet again. We are still amazed at the fact he constantly seems to show up when we all think hes actually dead." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitnomara Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 "We are here today to mourn the loss of Sgt. Nef Anyo.. Who managed to die yet again. We are still amazed at the fact he constantly seems to show up when we all think hes actually dead." sgt. nef Anyo: Hey guys, whats up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTenno Posted July 4, 2013 Author Share Posted July 4, 2013 (edited) "We are here today to mourn the loss of Sgt. Nef Anyo.. Who managed to die yet again. We are still amazed at the fact he constantly seems to show up when we all think hes actually dead."Lol this actually made sense as we assassinated him numerous times.They must've employed some child games developers as their IT - what I expect to see as hacking terminals were numbers but meh, just simple patterns lol. And the light, and the turret, etc. The most annoying thing to them is that they built Jackals to be destroyed again, and why the **** did those jackals contain RHINO blueprints?? could the lotus give them info... i'm just sayin guys.... (And the lotus is evil conspiracy goes again) But seriously, their defense are just so weak. Grineers and corpus. Andd....continuing the story.. Loki : "Yo my tenno brothas, see what I just found!" Volt : "You stole a video from corpus' lockers?" Excalibur : "Let's watch it....well this video's title is kinda weird it is "xxx hottt" " ... Loki : "Damn that's hot!!!" At corpus headquarters.. Crewman 2.: "THEY STOLE MY FKING P*** COLLECTION!!!" ... Ash : "Hey Rhino look what I found in a locker.. A video!" Rhino : "The tittle is..NeverGonnaGiveYouUp, I wonder what is that.." And guys, that's the end of Ash's video player, stomped to pieces... Edited July 4, 2013 by TheTenno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaurus Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 (edited) Volt:How am I gonna watch this "Sgt. Nef Anyo-co**" video without my fellow Tenno knowing what I'm doing? Ah! *Overloads* Saryn and Excalibur walk in the dark room. Saryn:Why the hell is it so dark in here? Excalibur: Don't worry i got this. Hold my space beer. (Excalibur uses Blind) Volt:AAAAAAHHH Saryn:OH MY GOD! Excalibur: Why does it bend that way?! Edited July 4, 2013 by Solaurus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gremalkyn Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 Volt:How am I gonna watch this "Sgt. Nef Anyo-co**" video without my fellow Tenno knowing what I'm doing? Ah! *Overloads* Saryn and Excalibur walk in the dark room. Saryn:Why the hell is it so dark in here? Excalibur: Don't worry i got this. Hold my space beer. (Excalibur uses Blind) Volt:AAAAAAHHH Saryn:OH MY GOD! Excalibur: Why does it bend that way?! We need space beer in game. Get on it DE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix86 Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 2 Crewmens bringing out their MOAS for a walk: 1st guy: "Sit down darlin', ok great" *soft MOA, warm MOA, purrrr purrr* "Now go, bring back my Prova!!" *launches his Prova far away, the MOA start running* 2nd guy: "Ahah... nice throw, you trained your MOA very well!" 1st guy: "Yeah, he's the joy of my life, i'm proud of him!" *Suddently they hear 'CLANG, CRASH, BOOM!'* 1st guy: "Da fuq was that?!?!" 2nd guy: "Oh no... not again...." 1st guy: "what the hell are you talking about?! My MOA!! MOAAAA come back to me!" *A big Rhino comes out of the fog holding the Prova in 1 hand and dragging the dead MOA with the other* 2nd guy: "See? Run away, i tell you! Run! He's the big fat one! We can still make it!" *The 2 crewmens start running away but Rhino heard them and uses a couple Charges to reach them in a couple seconds* Rhino: "Who's the fat one? TELL ME YOU LITTLE BULLS#&$!" 1st + 2nd guy: "You bastard arent you? what did my MOA did to you!? Nothing, why would you kill him?! what do you want from us?! Leave us alone!" Rhino: "......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XDeathCoreX Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 Another dead Jackal? Damn, that's the 500000nd one wrecked today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IIPREDATORII Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 What survivors? Exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notso Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 What would the Corpus think after the battle, seriously? Crewman 1: 110110 011010101101000 111 011 010101 1000110! Crewman 2: 1011! 10011110111001! Crewman 1: 10100... This is the same screeching we hear them screech when we attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateAli Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 Crewman 1 with malfunctioned bucket on his head: "Where's the Robot? Where's the Robot? Where's the Robot?" Crewman 2: "..." General Sargas Ruk: "Bluuurp Bluuurp Beeeerrpp blouuurp .. hahahaha!" (that's what I understand when he's messaging you during the assassination mission) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7.T. Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 (edited) "We are here today to mourn the loss of Sgt. Nef Anyo.. Who managed to die yet again. We are still amazed at the fact he constantly seems to show up when we all think hes actually dead." Cloning. They made copies of him with a big machine that sounds like an early 90's printer. That's also why they don't have huge armies of him (or other bosses). It takes too freaking long to print out another one lol jk, it is funny to think about though. Four super powerful space ninjas appearing out of nowhere and tearing apart droves of their comrades Edited July 4, 2013 by 7.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleischkloppa Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 Another dead Jackal? Damn, that's the 32nd one wrecked today! "Why are we even still building prototypes of those?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTenno Posted July 5, 2013 Author Share Posted July 5, 2013 Vaas Montenegro came : "I like this ropic. It's a nice fking topic." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonaii Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Crewman 1 : Goddamnit, all our friends died. It seems only few of us survived. Crewman 2 : Ikr, out of nowhere came out this two guy from a smoke, and that dude just cast electricity everywhere Crewman 3 : Not only them! There's a fat dude that love stomping the ground and a guy with a sword who loves slashing things. Crewman 1 : Yes! And all my moa pets were frozen to death by this white dude with a long coat, and theres a chick in a suit here who made crazy dubsteb sounds Crewman 2 : well I think let's get the hell out of here *walking over to their storage* Crewman 1 : so here's my locker......WHAT THE F**K!! Crewman 2 : WHERE THE HELL ARE MY CREDITS Crewman 3 : MY PISTOL AMMO!! MY RED HEALTH MEDICINES!!! Crewmen : FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU What survivors ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troublechutor Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Aftermath... 1. Why are there space ninjas boarding our vessles with high speed stealth craft that aparently only they possess, rampaging through the ship destroying everything they find, leaving no survivors in some cases, and not just flying off with the whole ship rather than just unlocking some lockers? 2. Why are we building combat robots with amazing energy weapons but we still arm 1/3 of our crewmen with glow-sticks? 3. If we stop carrying rare materials in our pockets, will the Tenno leave us alone? 4. We seem to have a problem with being turned into infested, I propose we start a basic hand-washing regimen until this passes. 5. Tenno appear obsessed with opening crew lockers... suggest we build a ship entirely out of lockers that re-lock themselves after tenno leave visual range. Within days we will have trapped the entire faction... 6. Reduce the size of air-venting systems by 1000% across the board! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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