[Archive] Of Ash And Fire - Original Thread

[khimera]

Further Vengeance...though this is much less prank-like than it is malicious.

[frostycmc]

Alright maybe it was a bit overboard. I did say Loki can be sadistic in his pranks though. But you're right, this is kind of a bad side of him. Maybe I'll post a rewrite.

Edited September 22, 2013 by frostycmc

[Tyranthius]

Yeah, that went too far. But of course, that only  opens more interesting mind-hack payback routes for Piranha's NYX.

 

On a side note: Aw, yiss. Motha. @(*()$. NEKROS. Four more days.

[Ajkrumen]

Hopefully Loki has learned his lesson: don't screw with people who can control your mind... Nah just kidding. We all know he hasn't learned a damn thing.

 

 

 

Knock, knock. " Nyx, dear, we're here."

 

Nyx opened the door. "Mother! It's good to see you! Come on in."

 

Thanksgiving had come again, and Nyx was happy to spend some time with her family. She had tried her best to be a good host, and so far everything was going great. Until there was a knock at the door.

 

The family looked at each other in confusion, then at Nyx.

 

Slowly she rose to answer the door. Who could it be? Her family was accounted for, and she hadn't invited anyone else. The door slid open to reveal a package. She peered outside, but saw no one. Shrugging, she picked it up and went back inside.

 

The family gathered around the unexpected gift, as Nyx opened it. Everyone stared, stunned into silence at the contents of the surprise 'gift'

 

Her father spoke up as Nyx blushed furiously. "Um, is there something you'd like to tell us? Such as why you just received a box full of hrdcore fetish pornography?"

 

"I-It must be some mistake!" Nyx protested, as her siblings began to laugh hysterically."I would never-" 

 

"Dear... It's okay if you're... like that... we won't love you any less."

 

Nyx looked at the magazine her mom was holding and screeched loud enough to deafen a Banshee.

 

"i AM NOT A LESBIAN, MOTHER!!"

Holy S#&$ my sides.

[Aigloblam]

Lucid and Aigloblam were taking a well deserved break.

*SNIP*

He remembered.

 

 

I will continue.

Whoa...Instant plunge into awesomeness. Excellent story Sir, Truly Excellent! I eagerly await the continuation.

Edited September 24, 2013 by Aigloblam

[Ajkrumen]

I love this thread and everyone in it.

[frostycmc]

Pretty good Boss. You just gotta weed out those typos. like there, their or quaters, quarters. Otherwise, it's a good story. If you don't continue it I might.

[Aigloblam]

I see a Hues/Zel match happening in the future....the steam will be seen from miles around lol

[Ajkrumen]

Ooohh, apprentice on apprentice. This will be exciting. >:3

[khimera]

I (Khimera as in me/my volt) should join that match if only because three elemental frames against each other...what reason is there NOT to do this?

 

 

 

 

 

Aside from the obvious devastation that could destroy the training room.

[KittyShark]

The black and gold Nekros strode into training room and watched the Frost prime train the newly minted Frost. He took a kneeling position behind the energy wall to watch and perhaps learn something. After all it wasn't often one got to see a master teach an brand new apprentice.

[CaptainBossFace]

Pretty good Boss. You just gotta weed out those typos. like there, their or quaters, quarters. Otherwise, it's a good story. If you don't continue it I might.

Nice one thanks, well, it was 3 AM GMT when I wrote this, but I'll make sure to change the typos for part 2.

[QuinnsWing]

All of this has been interesting to read and great entertainment and fun. i look forward to more!!

 

(planning on writing something myself sooner or later)

[Ajkrumen]

Join our family, Quinns. :D

[QuinnsWing]

 was thinking about it! :D

 

maybe an introduction of sorts is needed

Edited September 25, 2013 by QuinnsWing

[Tyranthius]

Guys, I'm going to be gone for a few days. About three or four. Apparently there's this whole "team building exercise" for the students at my college. I'll tell you if I become part of any wild orgies.

 

Edit: For no apparent reason;

 

Your vagina is a self-cleansing muscular tract

With over 50,000 nerve cells ready to act

In fact, 6.5 inches side-to-side

With a P.H. value of 4.5

Edited September 25, 2013 by Tyranthius

[Ajkrumen]

You do that buddy, you do that. Keep Lucid away from any and all alcoholic beverages.

[Ajkrumen]

Try and weed out those typos and polish it a bit. Other than that, great story! And it's about time we get a Vauban. :D

[QuinnsWing]

Thanks, and that the only frame i have in game at rank 30 so might as well bring him to the party. 

[Aigloblam]

Guys, I'm going to be gone for a few days. About three or four. Apparently there's this whole "team building exercise" for the students at my college. I'll tell you if I become part of any wild orgies.

 

Edit: For no apparent reason;

 

Your vagina is a self-cleansing muscular tract

With over 50,000 nerve cells ready to act

In fact, 6.5 inches side-to-side

With a P.H. value of 4.5

"The average Penga is 6 inches long. The average Vejenga is 8 inches deep......There are over 3 miles of Unused Vejenga in New York, Go find you some" - John Leguizamo

[Ajkrumen]

That was awesome. Please. More NQ. Pleeaaasssee. ;_;

[khimera]

Remember my thoughts on NQ using her powers to play games? Wormhole-apult. Prepare for a loss of tenno, items of value, items without value, flying chargers, and a variety of other happenstances. There's even a score built in depending on who manages to get the thing flung the farthest. ^_^

[frostycmc]

Vauban and Quinn would make a good team. Actually, that would be a viable way to play 'Catapult the Explosive Infested' in game. We must try this! I can bring Nova, but sadly I still just need that elusive Vauban chassis...

[QuinnsWing]

*cough cough*  

<------- Vauban

[khimera]

My god...are we seriously going to do this in-game? -holding back a squee- The fun that could be had with wormhole and the catapault panel!