Algatress Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Aigloblam: Because there is so much more to him than that. He's Deranged, Sneaky, and is the poster child for Anti-social disorders. But he has Three things that only come around once in a great While. Loyalty, and Balls. Interviewer: You said Three. Aigloblam: He also makes the best Mashed Potatoes you could imagine. Interviewer: Get out of my office. End of Interview. Oh Aigoblam, you golden man. I tried jumping on the computer several times, but I still couldn't upvote it the million times it needed. Maybe next time I'll try taking it apart and putting it in a blender piece by piece... setting fire to it. EDIT: Removed blender. I'm putting that in a log, goddamnit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOUP.CAN Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 (edited) How do you post pictures in a thread? EDIT: sorry if im being a complete idiot, but I really have no idea. Edited August 15, 2013 by VDPrime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aigloblam Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Oh Aigoblam, you golden man. I tried jumping on the computer several times, but I still couldn't upvote it the million times it needed. Maybe next time I'll try taking it apart and putting it in a blender piece by piece... setting fire to it. EDIT: Removed blender. I'm putting that in a log, goddamnit Thank you :) I was actually going to make my Excalibur be a little more on the odd side....but the Loki is funnier. Also i picture them getting along pretty well, seeing as Excal has a good sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOUP.CAN Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Oh yea, Stalker Origins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaokasalis Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 -SNIP- This was a awesome read and the thing with the window was a Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Absolom_ Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 -SNIP- Thanks for continuing mi stori Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranthius Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Damn. If that was canon, I'd almost feel sorry for him. Oh, and my thanks for the praise, Grand Master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostycmc Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 (edited) Okay, this is getting too dark for me. TIME TO INJECT SOME FUNNY INTO THIS THREAD! List of Things Loki is No Longer Allowed to do 1: Do not make deliberate spelling errors to irritate the OCD Tenno 2: Not allowed to claim all rhinos are just really fat unicorns while Rhino is in earshot 3: Not allowed to follow Rhino around afterwards playing this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVc-pk9buQI 4: Especially not after turning his warframe pink 5:Not allowed to use a modified Hek that uses compressed air to launch your pet platypus at your foes 6: Or your allies... 7: Not allowed to fill it with confetti and call it your party cannon 8: We had better not get another sexual harassment claim from Kela De Thaym 9: Not allowed to imply that Excalibur is allergic to fun 10: When the Corpus order the squad to get on their hands and knees, the proper response is not "Hey, I'm not your mom!" 11: The Lotus is not a secret communist reptile overlord and it is wrong to imply that she is 12: Stop impersonating the Lotus 13: You are not allowed to watch the abridged series of any cartoon ever again 14: Not allowed to slap anyone who likes the Star Wars prequels 15: You don't have Force powers. Stop trying to choke people with your mind 16: Stop writing insults on peoples birthday cakes :17 Stop getting drunk and publicly proclaiming to be a 'Sexual Tyranosaurus' 18: Quit dressing up as the Stalker and following Tyranthius around, he is going to accidentally kill you one of these days 19: Not allowed to cover yourself in live bees just to terrify people 20: Not allowed to post this link whenever possible http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePage Go ahead and post your own additions to the list! Edited August 20, 2013 by frostycmc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KF5AQX Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 14: Not allowed to slap anyone who likes the Star Wars prequels I disagree with this rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humbleion Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 oh now i just want to do all of them even more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algatress Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 (edited) That's a rip off "Things Doctor Bright is Not Allowed to Do At The Foundation" :( EDIT:http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation Edited August 21, 2013 by Algatress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aigloblam Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 That's a rip off "Things Doctor Bright is Not Allowed to Do At The Foundation" :( EDIT:http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation Which in itself is a Ripoff of http://skippyslist.com/list/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostycmc Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 I had actually never seen that Doctor Bright list before writing this. I was just trying to do a warframe themed version of Skippy's List, which I believed was the original, though now I'm not sure. Another funny one is The Things Mr. Welsh is no Longer Allowed to do in an RPG.. Here: http://skippyslist.com/list/ And here:http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aigloblam Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 I had actually never seen that Doctor Bright list before writing this. I was just trying to do a warframe themed version of Skippy's List, which I believed was the original, though now I'm not sure. Another funny one is The Things Mr. Welsh is no Longer Allowed to do in an RPG.. Here: http://skippyslist.com/list/ And here:http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html oooo how could i forget that one! I must have been sleepier than i thought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOUP.CAN Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 "Don't feel too bad. The number of enemies who've engaged me in a melee fight is the same number who died in the attempt, less one." *Smiles at stalker nostalgia* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranthius Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Oh boy. I'm just going to rant for a bit. So my PC's power supply just exploded one day. In that hard drive was my soft copy of my Midterm-exam modules, with the hard copies being long since returned. The exams were on the next day, and the day after that. So not only did I have no preparation for said exams, I had to look up 175 Supreme Court cases manually, in a Law Library, for each exam. I'm back, though I'm on a borrowed laptop, and I'll try to post a story tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aigloblam Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Oh boy. I'm just going to rant for a bit. So my PC's power supply just exploded one day. In that hard drive was my soft copy of my Midterm-exam modules, with the hard copies being long since returned. The exams were on the next day, and the day after that. So not only did I have no preparation for said exams, I had to look up 175 Supreme Court cases manually, in a Law Library, for each exam. I'm back, though I'm on a borrowed laptop, and I'll try to post a story tomorrow. If i had lived closer to you, I could have taken care of that pretty easily. Unless there is serious physical damage to the hard drive, getting the data off it is just about as simple as it gets Im Sorry dood...man that sucks! :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranthius Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 (edited) Thanks, and sorry I couldn't reply sooner. Went to sleep directly after. Still on borrowed device, though. No, there wasn't serious physical damage to the device, but as I don't know if we're even in the same State, I don't think I'll be able to go to you. And apparently high-end power supplies are rather expensive. Thanks, though. Edit: Power supply fixed, I am back on. 54 MB update and two days to participate in the survival event. But damn, is it great to be back. Edited September 1, 2013 by Tyranthius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranthius Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 So this is why the rescue targets have pistols. Wish the rescues were more like this one though. Good job KF5AQX (seriously, what's up with your username), keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aigloblam Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Lets assume I'm part of the same clan as your characters? A great many of us here arent in the same clan. In fact i've never even seen Tyranthius in game...But he is linked to us in story, especially since his are so full of character. You can be whatever you want to be here :) Of course if anybody does actually want to be part of the actual clan (The Valkyrne), Just ask, i can invite you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aigloblam Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 So this is why the rescue targets have pistols. Wish the rescues were more like this one though. Good job KF5AQX (seriously, what's up with your username), keep it up. Rescue targets....that fire back?!?!? What heresy is this! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarOverlord Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 This is the Loki that surrendered himself to save the banshee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KF5AQX Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Yeah, the one who I wrote about before. I decided I couldn't lose him. And for the record, I didn't mean in the same clan in game, I meant in the communal story. Though some of you could be in my clan... I don't know a tenth of the members. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranthius Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 I've no idea who my clan-mates are either. I go with them on Void runs sometimes, drop off a few thousand Nano Spores, but I have no idea how they even came to invite me in the first place. *Written after several minutes* My internet disconnected for a short while, and apparently there was a Banshee Helmet on alert. The last part that I need. So much rage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KF5AQX Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Know that feel bro. Trying to get Vauban was a friggin' nightmare. In one case, I missed the alert for his systems by less than two seconds due to FPS lag. Yeah, the laptop nearly went through a window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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