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(SPOILER) ...stole Christmas


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So, after the quest I thought because xmas is here I make this ps edit.
No SpaceMom there is no Xmas.

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You're a mean one, Mr Ballas
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Ballas!
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Ballas!
Your heart's an empty void
Your brain is full of morphics
You've got plastids in your soul
Mr. Ballas!
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Ballas!
You have maggots in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick Lephantis
Mr. Ballas!
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick Lephantis!

You're a foul one, Mr. Ballas!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of grineer socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Ballas!
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote
"Gemmy, Guilty, Grump!"

You're a rotter, Mr. Ballas!
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead potato
Splotched with moldy, purple spots
Mr. Ballas!
Your soul is an apalling dump-heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful 
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!

You nauseate me, Mr. Ballas!
With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked ancient jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss
Mr. Ballas!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut 
And toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!


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