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People are making me nuts.

"We made the mistake because you didn't give use the tools to succeed "

*fixes the issue by improving the tools and their visibilty*

"We made the mistake because the tools weren't good enough"

*fixes the issue by improving the tools and their visibility*

"We made the mista-*slaps with the improved tools and their visibility* IT HAS BIG LETTERS HIGHLIGHTED IN YELLOW HOW THE HELL DID YOU MISS FONT SIZE 40, BOLDED AND UNDERLINED!

"Well, sometimes you just have to treat adults like they're back in kindergarten"

No, I don't.  I just have to find adults who want to work and do the job right.

Kthnxbai

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2 minutes ago, MagPrime said:

People are making me nuts.

"We made the mistake because you didn't give use the tools to succeed "

*fixes the issue by improving the tools and their visibilty*

"We made the mistake because the tools weren't good enough"

*fixes the issue by improving the tools and their visibility*

"We made the mista-*slaps with the improved tools and their visibility* IT HAS BIG LETTERS HIGHLIGHTED IN YELLOW HOW THE HELL DID YOU MISS FONT SIZE 40, BOLDED AND UNDERLINED!

"Well, sometimes you just have to treat adults like their back in kindergarten"

No, I don't.  I just have to find adults who want to work and do the job right.

Kthnxbai

sounds lovely

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Just now, Stalker_Cake said:

because humans are stupid

Apparently.

I'm not asking much, honest.  I just want them to match 3 things; the store name, ubi & the lot number.  

But no.  That's too hard, somehow, and now I have to make flashcards with bright HIGHLIGHTED areas that say "look here!  Oooh, does it match the order form?  Uh- oh, better tell Noa or she'll be mad!"

Uhg.

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17 minutes ago, MagPrime said:

People are making me nuts.

"We made the mistake because you didn't give use the tools to succeed "

*fixes the issue by improving the tools and their visibilty*

"We made the mistake because the tools weren't good enough"

*fixes the issue by improving the tools and their visibility*

"We made the mista-*slaps with the improved tools and their visibility* IT HAS BIG LETTERS HIGHLIGHTED IN YELLOW HOW THE HELL DID YOU MISS FONT SIZE 40, BOLDED AND UNDERLINED!

"Well, sometimes you just have to treat adults like they're back in kindergarten"

No, I don't.  I just have to find adults who want to work and do the job right.

Kthnxbai

Sounds like you are having a great time...

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1 hour ago, MagPrime said:

Apparently.

I'm not asking much, honest.  I just want them to match 3 things; the store name, ubi & the lot number.  

But no.  That's too hard, somehow, and now I have to make flashcards with bright HIGHLIGHTED areas that say "look here!  Oooh, does it match the order form?  Uh- oh, better tell Noa or she'll be mad!"

Uhg.

What do you work with ? if i may ask.

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33 minutes ago, MagPrime said:

Marijuana.

You could come work for child support services. Where the motto is everything is legal and you get be the officer to tell them just how shady, illegal, and generally messed up this place is.

  • Missing case files that randomly show up, like a severed body part on my desk.
  • Constant reminding to the higher ups how every future plan they come up with is illegal.
  • Explaining what I do in a meeting because I hurt people when I tell them it's illegal.
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2 hours ago, Postal_pat said:

You could come work for child support services. Where the motto is everything is legal and you get be the officer to tell them just how shady, illegal, and generally messed up this place is.

  • Missing case files that randomly show up, like a severed body part on my desk.
  • Constant reminding to the higher ups how every future plan they come up with is illegal.
  • Explaining what I do in a meeting because I hurt people when I tell them it's illegal.

Part of my job is ruining everyone's fun by reminding them that it's illegal.

"I'm just gonna...take a few plants home."

No.  Illegal!

"No one would notice!"

CAMERAS EVERYWHERE! ILLEGAL!

"So, this is a bag of mixed bus from the bottom of the curing room.  I can take this home, right? "

ILLEGAL! NO!

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8 hours ago, Skycook3y said:

Sounds like you are having a great time...

No, that was last week.

Ya know, where one of our most high profile clients informed us that there is a label error and we've put them out of State compliance and we need to pick up our product ASAP. 

I had some serious panic attacks, migraine and palpitations over that one.

And the best part? The returned product? Flawless.  No label errors.  Store, UBI and barcode all matched perfectly.

It was their system that glitched. But we didn't know that until today.

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11 hours ago, Fiftycentis said:

I would really love to see how people react irl when you say that

 

8 hours ago, Gamma745 said:

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like this?

So far, positively.  They ask what it's like and how I got there, stuff like that.

Buuuut I live in the West coast, where it's legal in the three coast states I frequent.

My grandmother though...she did not respond well.

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