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19 minutes ago, (PS4)Couttido said:

“Sharp appearance, Operator. Careful, you could breach the hull of a Sigma-class railjack leaving the crew stranded in space. ‘Cause, it’s so sharp.”

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I hope you are C-Ordis-nated, and that you a-Void any enemies that could cause trouble and require you to a-simaris-late and Sue-da credits out of you hopefully what ever counts as Legem out there will bring Jorda-stice and maybe you can crack through a few Cy-phers and Weave through enemies -BLOOD AND BONES- bullets and blades.

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Upon returning from Cetus:

"Ordis wonders, Operator... did you visit Nakak? Ordis hears she has good deals on decorations for the Orbiter..."

"No, no, not-- MORE WRETCHED STUF --the floofs, well... More along the lines of, carpets?"

"...Well, Ordis knows that the bare floor can get boring, so Ordis supposed that-- you might WIPE YOUR FEET --you might enjoy a, erm... change of scenery?"

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1 hour ago, [DE]Helen said:

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Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes?

This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe!


How to enter:

Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging!


Rules:

  • One submission per player
  • Submission must be your original creation
  • Submission must not exceed 300 characters
  • Submission must be Warframe-related
  • Do not reserve spots in this thread
  • Only post submissions in this thread
  • Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes
  • Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified

 

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Selecting the Winning Submissions:

The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration.

The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET.


Prizes:

  • 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 4th place – 750 Platinum!
  • 5th place – 500 Platinum!

This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET!

ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE!

Make us laugh, Operator!

Operator, Ordis has thought of a joke! Captain Vor's Red, Tyl Regor is bl--OodY  anNoyINggGg--... Oh...  Nevermind then. 

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"Operator are you sad...

 do you need time to CRYotic?

 [Long silence]

 Operator, I would understand if you would like me stay quiet now"                                                                                                                                                        

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